Friday, August 12, 2022

Arlington

On Escaping to Hell

Newark Liberty Bald Eagle God Bless America Airport

Thursday, August 11, 2022
Arlington, TX

 

Outside the Game:
I was having a particular stressful week, between work and the situation with my mother. I really needed some time away and a personal achievement, so this summer Friday and a potentially 200th stadium both were much-needed.

I did my laundry during the workday, deftly side-stepped a potential big problem at the end of the day at work, and grabbed my bag and left for my public transit odyssey at around ten to five. I took my first train, the light rail to Hoboken station, grabbing a NJ Transit train to Secaucus  Junction, to grab another NJ Transit train to Newark Airport, where I boarded my last train, the monorail from the train station to the terminal. All in all, it was a rather flawless commute, with minimal waiting and no major hiccups.

Even security moved along, although it took twenty minutes. But these days it is mostly the walking around and not waiting in line. I was through to the bag scan, and then three bags in a row, including my own, received the dreaded alternate path, and I had to scrum up at a huge line for advanced screening that, of course, had only one person manning the booth. I grew more and more irate as I waited, thinking that my camera that I had left in my bag might have been triggering something, but my moral outrage was immediately deflated when he pulled out the full-sized sunscreen bottle that I had left in my game bag. Fair enough, within the parameters of absurdity we are working under. My mistake.

I headed out into the evening. The dinner and Italian place I normally stop at had lines out the back, so I went to the third choice restaurant, sidling up to the bar to order an overpriced French dip sandwich while watching the latest episode of Jomboy's floorball tournament. Thus fed and with about fifteen minutes before boarding, I made the walk over to my gate, calling my mother as I went and making sure she understood where I was going to be the next couple of days and that my aunt was going to be checking in on her.

Upon making it to the gate, I was inevitably greeted by the fact that the plane hadn't landed yet. It arrived in short order, but we were delayed about a half hour in boarding, and the proposed early arrival on my phone app slowly slid back to "on time," which you can't argue against too strenuously.

We eventually boarded, and I had bought a cheap upgrade to a seat with more legroom, so I was able to get my bag up in the overhead and slouch into my window seat early, watching the seats next to me fill up with an Indian couple. Although I had the extra legroom, my back was killing me all flight, which I passed watching Only Murders in the Building while hunched over my tray table in a way that made my back not hurt--or at least hurt less.

As promised, we did land on time, setting down on terra firma around 11:15 PM or so. I got a Lyft to take me to my hotel, and I walked out of terminal to get it, only to be slapped in the face by temperatures in the high 80s. On commenting on it to my Lyft driver, he confirmed that it had cooled down (in some bizarre twist of reality). I had told him that I was going to the new stadium the next day, and he assumed I was at a different hotel than the address I gave him. He drove by the stadiums, which was nice to see, and it wasn't more than a minute out of the way, so nothing to be too concerned about.

He dumped me at the hotel a little before midnight, where I was able to check in to my room and buy some drinks and snacks from the pantry before settling in for the night. I turned the AC temperature down even colder, unpacked, got ready for bed, and then fell asleep immediately.


The Accommodations:

My room at FPSDAED


I was at the pithily named Four Points by Sheraton Dallas Arlington Entertainment District, or FPSDAED for short. The place was bordering on trying to be boutique-y, with "hip" art on the walls and things like a single rafter in a high ceiling for no good reason.

The bathroom (with a sliding wooden door, for reasons) was right off the entrance to the left, with a shower tub and vanity. The bedroom was further in, with two queen beds separated by a nightstand on one side, and a dresser, desk with TV, refrigerator, and lounge chair with a hip working desk on the other.

It was fine for what it was, but clearly though itself something more. I piled all the pillows on one bed, as one does, and didn't worry too much about it.


On 200, After Challenges

Globe Life Field, 2022
Friday, August 12, 2022
Seattle Mariners vs. Texas Rangers
Globe Life Field
Major League Baseball, American League
Arlington, TX
7:05 PM 


Outside the Game:
My day began at 5 AM, when my phone made a noise I'd never heard before. Groggily looking at the offending device, I saw an unwanted screen in an unfamiliar font telling me my phone can crashed and could not recover, and did I want to hard reboot? I tried a regular reboot, and after five fretful minutes, my phone, which housed my tickets for the evening, my plane ticket home, and various and sundry other critical items, came back on as if nothing had happened. I forced myself back to sleep.

...to be awoken at 6 AM, by the alarm on the nightstand, clearly set by the previous occupant of the room and not turned off. I was worried about omens at this point, but after gently beating the alarm clock quiet, I flipped over to the cool side of shah's banquet of pillows I had around me and eventually fell back to sleep.

I didn't wake again until just shy of 10 AM, and I forced myself to go to the hotel restaurant for breakfast. Rightly so, as it would turn out, as they stopped with breakfast service at ten. I ate my adequate but overpriced breakfast platter, charged it to my room, and then trooped back upstairs for more sleep.

I managed to wake up, shower, and head back out into the universe just before 1 PM. I stopped at the front desk to ask about some transit options. There was a "trolley bus" that apparently went out to the park, and I wanted to work out transport for early Sunday morning to catch my 6 AM flight. The trolley bus was less than whelming, but it might be an option to Six Flags the next day or home from the game that night, so I accepted some passes from the counterperson. She also told me about a local cab company, showing me a card from a drawer at her desk. She asked when I needed to be picked up Sunday, then said not to worry about it; she would handle everything and leave a note for the early morning shift to let them know, and they had done this a hundred times before. I was skeptical, but she seemed competent.

It was about a fifteen minute or so walk to the ballpark, so I headed out, immediately getting slapped in the face by the heat that was somehow a downgrade of the temperatures of the past week. I made my way purposefully, but not at full bore, using whatever shade was available. The park, and the old park just across the street, were pretty quickly visible, so it made the walk easier, and I was soon outside of Globe Life Field. The pictures that I had seen didn't do it justice. It was quite nice in person and looking less like the airplane hanger it appeared to be in overhead shots.

I made my way slowly around the park to take my pictures. Nearly all of the compass-aligned entrances had some monuments or statues outside of them, culminating in the main entrance with a giant logo and the inevitable Nolan Ryan statue. The team store was open, so I went in do my purchases, grabbing a water or two as it went, and also finding out about the tours of the stadium. Inquiring at the small ticket booth by the store, I was informed there was one tour left at 3:30 PM, but that it was an abbreviated tour that ended with watching batting practice until the gates opened. Seeing an opportunity to look around early and not having to wait in line to get in, I took it, but as it was just after 2 PM, I would have to hoof it to get back to the hotel to get my game bag, and grab a nap and shower before heading out. Luckily, there was a 7-11 right outside the park to grab more beverages and a little lunch.

I decided to grab a Lyft for the short trip back to the hotel, hanging out in the air conditioning at the Arlington Backyard Live! next door, which looked to be just another bar, but actually turned out to be a complex of bars and stores that was the big hang-out spot before and after games. Reluctantly leaving the AC, I jumped in my ride when it came and was back at my hotel in a minute.

I grabbed a quick shower to get the sweat off me, laid out everything for the game, and then took a much-needed nap until 3-ish. I procured a Lyfy back to the park, grabbed all my gear, and was back at the park in a flash. I had my ticket scanned and was in the welcome shade and air conditioning of Globe Life Field. 

On the way out of the game, it was pushing 11 PM. The 7-11 right outside the stadium was already closed, and I had no desire to hang out at the bars next door, so I just decided to walk back to the hotel, because how hot could it be in the middle of the night?

The answer, my friends, was 95 degrees. The sun was fully on the other side of the planet, as far as it could possibly be, and this misbegotten place was still 95 degrees. At least it felt a little cooler without the sun beating down on me, and the walk back to the hotel wasn't too bad. I grabbed some drinks at the front desk kiosk, went up to bed, pounded a Gatorade, and collapsed on the bed, checking to make sure the alarm was turned off before falling into a deep sleep.


The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, Globe Life Field
Globe Life Field was the domed replacement to the Ballpark at Arlington next door that had the misfortune of an opening season of 2020. By nearly all accounts, it is less artistic and beautiful than the park it replaced across the street, but it has the benefit of not having scores of people drop from heat stroke during every game, which is a solid mark in its favor.

The outside of the park is lined with memorials and statues at nearly every entrance. The Northeast entrance has the most, with an Arlington Wall of Fame, next to the Rangers Hall of Fame (that would be getting new members the next day), along with statues of Todd Vandergriff and the clinching moment of the team's first trip to the World Series, and... a glove. The Southeast Entrance is guarded by Pudge Rodriguez, and the tucked-away Northeast Entrance is the only one not marked with any statues or memorials. The main entrance has a statue of Nolan Ryan lining a triumphal walkway to the park with a giant team logo in the brickwork behind him. The giant indoor bar and shopping complex the Arlington Backyard is across the street from this main entrance, connected by a walkway from the middle deck of the stadium.

All the entrances dump out onto the main promenade around the park. The spacious walkway wraps around the entire park, housing memorial jerseys, Texas flags made out of baseballs, and other dubious memorabilia, allowing access to the seating zones below the concourse. One of the ways down to the exclusive areas of the park is lined with Nolan Ryan pictures, a mosaic of bats he has broken, and a listing of all the different individuals he had struck out during his career, all with lines through their name. The exclusive area has various suites and clubs such as the Stub Hub Club, and a "Don't Mess with Texas" wall highlighting the toxic masculinity throughout the history of the franchise. That history is also conveyed through a timeline of the club from its start to the opening of the new park, along with art from the history of the franchise on the walls.

Back in the plebian areas, the middle tiers hold the "common" luxury suites and access to the middle seating deck, while the upper deck, in contrast to many places, houses a lot of activity, including the play areas, and the Karbach Brewery Bar, home of the wooden rocking chairs and the pre-game Happy Hour. One tricky aspect of the park is traversing levels, with a few escalators, not enough elevators, and a hidden ramp area being the only ways to go up and down. The famous dome remains closed for all but a handful of games, but does slide relatively swiftly along long archways to provide some covered VIP parking for the few times it is open. Along those archways in left field are the memorials, retired numbers, and pennants. For a team so vocal about their respect of Jackie Robinson, one can't help but notice that his retired 42 is somehow wedged behind the secondary scoreboard in left field.

And speaking of scoreboards. Let's talk about Frank's 2000-Inch TV in right. This giant flatscreen is either a towering achievement or an affront to nature. It carries every possible bit of data you could want about the game, with persistent umpires, lineups, pitch and hit details, and there's even space for some helmet and bat graphics. The aforementioned smaller screen in left is there for those who can't see the big screen, most likely those sitting in its ominous shadow in the upper deck in right field. A vertical board in center gives out of town scores and other errata. For a domed park, it does get a lot of natural light through windows that line the park under the roof, as well as giant banks of windows at either end of the roof.

There's a decent selection of concessions, from the basic to the specialty concessions available only to the lower deck visitors. Prices are MLB-level, but not outrageous. There are a few team stores, but merch isn't aggressively pushed every five feet. All-in-all it was a much nicer park than I was expecting. The TV screen doesn't do it much justice.

But the between-inning entertainment was rather sedate. There was no MC, and some kind of horse mascot made an appearance right at the start of pre-game and was never seen again. It certainly made sense not to have a furried-up mascot passing out from heat stroke at every game at the place across the street, but the barely there mascot was curious in the air-conditioned palace. Most of the between-inning action was up on the scoreboard, with games like "Nuttiest Fan" (that the crowd was far too into), and the find a ball, and a couple of live-action contests such as a Wiffle-ball homerun derby, a dice toss, and--one of the only events on the field--a stealing third game. The other on-field event was the Dot Race, and if the crowd was illegally into the Nuttiest Fan, their investment in the Dot Race outpaced that of the ballgame being played. That crowd was sparse and not too overly interested in the game, engaging eagerly in the wave in 2022, one of the truly highest crimes a crowd can perpetrate in these days.

But at least they stopped singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" during the Seventh-Inning Stretch.


At the Game with Oogie:

Scoring in the 200th park
There is a more extended entry than normal here, beginning with the tour and ending with the first pre-planned meet-up with someone I hadn't known previously.

At 3:30 PM, the tour started, with a our sprightly tour guide dragging the group around the park, starting at the brewery at the upper deck in left field, working down to the PA booth for a meet and greet with legend Chuck Morgan, and heading down into the bowels of the stadium, where we saw both the giant tunnel system (used for security entrances, as well as a refuge for the entire stadium should severe weather ever hit during a game) and the ultra-fancy ownership boxes, the most prominent one, 42 feet directly behind home plate, being reserved for former president George W. Bush. 

The tour was the usual mix of fun facts (there is always a fifth "umpire" on the field when the former president is in attendance who is really a Secret Service agent), bragging (the dome is the largest single pane of glass in the world), and subtle upselling by showing all the fancy areas that the plebs would get access to if only they would spring for the expensive tickets. But a couple of thing stuck out. One was how much they were "negging" the old stadium across the street in their tour. The other was home much the Yankees lived rent-free in the heads of the Rangers. Every single achievement they bragged about was in relation to the Yankees, and every jab at other teams always seemed to be about the Yankees. I don't think it was conveying the message that they wanted to.

With the tour ending at batting practice, I headed out into the stadium as soon as it was legal for me to do so, and not having done a new MLB stadium in a while, I forgot how much of it there was, and how much walking was involved. I started in the fru fru area that I wouldn't be let back into, and then took a lap of the main concourse. Absolutely starving as I hadn't eaten since my impromptu 7-11 lunch, I grabbed a hotdog at a stand as I was walking around. I was almost immediately stopped by a woman hawking 50/50 tickets, and as per tradition, I agreed to some, but I clearly horrified her as I inhaled my hot dog while she was doing her sales pitch. I explained my situation sheepishly and hurried away with my tickets, having broken the social contract already.

I went back to the upper level for another walk around once I found an elevator, and then I went down to find my seat, which was just as behind home plate as I expected, but it also turned out to be right in front of the PA booth I had been in previously for the tour. I went out again to start double-checking things, and along the way I grabbed a smoked sausage and souvenir soda and sat down to eat and call my mother. 

As I wrapped up the call and my sausage, I finally got a text from Anna, the proprietor of Baseballbucketlist.com, who had interviewed me earlier this year on her podcast. She had been instrumental in some advice for this trip and was interested in meeting up before gametime, on this my 200th professional baseball stadium visit. She was just coming up to the park with her better half and wanted to meet at Karbach Brewery. The name was familiar from the tour, but I asked a nearby vendor where that was, and as soon as he turned completely around, I knew I was in trouble. I was on the lower level by first base, and the Brewery was in the upper deck in left field, so I couldn't be further away.

Alrighty. I turned on my NYC walk and powered towards my destination as fast as I could. I finally found the escalator and was mechanically aided to the upper deck, and then walked the rest of the way as fast as I could. I managed to get there and upstairs before finding out they had just entered and were on their way up.

We eventually met up downstairs in the brewery and had a lovely pre-game chat. As mentioned, this was the first time I was ever meeting someone at a game on purpose that I hadn't known before. I had run into so many countless people on these tours, but at number 200, this was the first time I had purposefully met someone related to my ballpark collecting. We talked until right after the anthem, when I retreated down to my seat behind home plate.

It was sparsely populated in my area. I was right next to two older gentlemen, and we gave ourselves a seat apart even though we were next to each other. We talked a bit during the game. I told about my trip, which they were interested in. The man next to me joked about what I would do scoring the game if I had to go to the bathroom. I explained to him that I don't go to the bathroom, and thus don't drink beer at games. He agreed to drink for both of us, but I told him if he was going to drink for me, he better do me justice. From how they were talking, I think they were both employees of the team in some way, but I never found out for sure. They left in the late innings.

There was a group of 20-somethings a few rows ahead of me, and one of the women in the group had a really bad case of Drunk White Girl Syndrome, but outside of that, there was not much else of note. The seats in this area were padded and little bigger, so it was more comfortable to ride out a nearly four-hour game.


The Game:

First pitch, Mariners vs. Rangers

Seattle was in the playoff hunt and at the end of a surging period of winning baseball, while the Rangers were languishing in last place, mere days before clearing house at all levels of baseball operation. The outcome would seem to be a foregone conclusion, and it was, but it took an abnormally long time to get there.

The game began sluggishly. The Mariners managed one hit in the top of the first, and Texas went in order. The second had more of the same, with Seattle stranding one single, while the Ranger got a leadoff single eventually erased on a one-out double-play. Scoring finally happened in the third. The Mariners turned a leadoff walk, a single, and a groundout into a run to grab a 1-0 lead. In the bottom of the frame, Texas came right back to turn two singles and a groundout into the equalizing 1-1 run.

Seattle kept going in the top of the fourth, plating two runs on a leadoff double, two walks to load the based, and a single to bring in the two runs, creating a new 3-1 lead. The Rangers couldn't keep pace in their half of the inning, stranding a leadoff single. In the top of the fifth, the Mariners only had a hit batsman and walk to show for it. Texas had a one-out single erased on a double-play. Seattle went in order in the sixth, while the Rangers strung a walk and two singles into a run to close the lead to 3-2.

The seventh had some minor action, with the Mariners stranding one single and Texas stranding two. Seattle started the eighth with back-to-back doubles, and a sacrifice fly bringing the lead run home, getting back the run to make it 4-2. The Rangers had a walk to show for their half. The Mariners put it away in the ninth, with two singles and a double to start the inning and make the lead a more insurmountable 6-2. Texas wilted away in the ninth, going in order and securing the Seattle victory and sole possession of a playoff spot at the time.


The Scorecard:

Seattle Mariners vs. Texas Rangers, 08/12/2022. Mariners won, 6-2.

The scorecard was part of the oddly-priced $4.60 program. It was a heavyweight paper center insert, partially modified based on opponents. The card was a single page layout, with the visitors on top and the Rangers on the bottom. Each player section had nine lines, with no room for replacements, with number and position framing the name. There were 11 innings of boxes, with each line ending in At Bats, Runs, Hits, and RBIs, and each of the inning columns ending in runs and hits per inning. There were pitching lines for five pitchers for each team, and to the right of the pitching lines were overall team lines for errors, doubles, triples, home runs, stolen bases, and time of game. It was black text on white background with no diamonds in each scoring square, with adequate space for notes. It looked a little cramped at first blush, but it was fine for scoring. On the opposite page from the scorecard was the umpire roster, scoring instructions, and--very much a welcome addition--the explanation for major rules changes in the MLB this year (the Ohtani rule and the Manfred Runner).

There was great deal of weirdness and controversy in the game that predicated a lot of notes. We didn't make it past the top of the first, where the third Seattle batter hit a comebacker off the pitcher that made it into foul ground. Although he made the pitcher through the first, he was pulled for the second.

In the top of the third, there was an almost play that I had to note. With a runner on second and one out, there was a fly ball to the deep right field corner. Garcia threw a bullet, and while the runner did safely advance, it was a close play. In the bottom of the fifth, there was a hot shot to short that was correctly scored as an error a the time of the play, but it was changed to a home-cooking hit later in the game.

In the top of the sixth, there was another almost-play with a potential home run reviewed and upheld as foul. Finally, there was another E6 in the top of the ninth that was judged a hit for some reason. The scorekeeper was feeling generous that day. A run would eventually score on another E6 that inning that stood up, for some reason.


The Accommodations:
I was at the Four Points again, only stopping in to sleep and shower after the slow morning.


On the Wrong Zoo

Not dead; just hot

Saturday, August 13, 2022
Arlington, TX 


Outside the Game:
If I was lazy on Friday morning, the English language hasn't yet devised a word for my state of being on Saturday morning. Only the end of the breakfast window was enough to get me to begrudgingly don some clothes and head down to get some breakfast at 9:45 AM, served by a lovely but far too sprightly for my current mental state waitress. After mechanically eating said breakfast, I was back to my room and was asleep again quickly thereafter.

I eventually found the moral strength to get started with my day before mid-day, showering and ready to face the world at 11:30 AM. I had thoroughly contemplated my choices for the day, and faced with sweltering in the heat either way, Six Flags seemed less of an enticement, if much closer, so I decided instead to go the zoo route, and ordered up a Lyft to the Dallas Zoo. If I was going to melt all day, I could at least do it on my own terms and see some cool animals instead of waiting in lines for hours for rides lasting under five minutes.

My driver was originally from Qatar, and it was an interesting ride. His first question was why I was going to the Dallas Zoo and not the superior Ft. Worth Zoo. My honest answer was that I wasn't even aware that Ft. Worth had a zoo, let alone its superiority. He also went on to opine how Covid was clearly made in a Chinese lab, and I had realized how little crazy I had actually encountered in Texas so far, but as I was holding my tongue on that issue and staring out the window, one of the mythical hyper-jacked-up "TRUMP WON" trucks sped past, and I remembered where I really was.

Some construction had him confused even with GPS, but he managed to guess at the right exit, and dropped me at the zoo doorstep just shy of noon. A quick ticket purchased, and I was off sweating with the animals. As if to underscore the point, there were signs at regular intervals telling you that there was air conditioning in a nearby building, and wouldn't it be nice to step inside so you don't die of heatstroke? I may have been paraphrasing a little, but that was the gist of it.

The heat brings an existential crisis
Most of the animals, except and including the African ones, were hiding from the heat that was beating down on the greater Dallas area. The ones that had water were in it, and all of the cats to an individual were napping in the shade. Only the goats in the children's zoo seemed particularly energetic for some reason, and the giraffes were being personable to score some sweet, sweet lettuce that visitors paid $5 a leaf to feed to them.

There was a "Dino Safari" at one of the back ends of the park, and as someone always up for kitsch, I got in line. In front of me in line was a family with a tweener girl in awkward pigtails and a tie-dyed shirt. For some reason, she decided she wanted to constantly ask me questions, which I answered as politely as possible. She did not believe I had been to Australia. She had a good understanding of travel times all across the greater South. When we eventually boarded the trams that served as the safari vehicles, she wanted to sit with me in the back. After giving a questioning look to her uncle, he just shrugged and said not to let her bite me, which wasn't as reassuring as perhaps he thought. After the goofy ride past various level of animatronic dinosaurs ended, they went their way to take some pictures, and I made my way to one of the giant restaurants to get some lunch that I had to eat on a table outside instead of the full-to-bursting air conditioned interior. Even not walking was an improvement on the heat, and I downed several Gatorades over the course of the meal.

As the day wound down, I saw an animal theater that had a "mystery" animal at its 3 PM showing. That's salesmanship, because I stuck around to find out what it was. I called my mother while I was waiting. She thought it would be a bird. It turned out to be a radiated tortoise, so shows what she knows. I hit the gift shop on the way out and ordered up a Lyft back to the hotel.

I was comfortably waiting in the shade on a bench when the driver called to say that his previous ride had a service animal, and he was vacuuming out the car. I assured it wasn't necessary, but he insisted, and said he'd be there shortly. Except he fell into the same trap as my previous driver, and ended up on the other side of the zoo. I explained that I couldn't re-enter the zoo and get to him, I eventually had to find out the address of my entrance, and he was able to get himself there on the third try. He took me back to the hotel with no further fuss, and I went up to my room to shower off the day and grab a nap.

Rested, I went down to the bar & grill restaurant to find it was really only a bar, so I powered up Seamless and found there was a Cracker Barrel within delivery range of my hotel. Faithful readers of this blog will know that hokey eatery will always win out on these road trips, and I made a delivery order with a song in my heart. It was eventually delivered unto me in several indestructible plastic trays, and I eagerly took them back up to my room to be consumed with great relish.

I upgraded my seat on the flight for the next day, confirmed by taxi pickup with the front desk, and then spent the rest of the evening in the tub soaking my poor feet. I staggered out, wrinkly fingered and relaxed, finished packing and laying out clothes for tomorrow morning, and was in bed and asleep by 9:30 PM for my early, early flight the next day.


The Accommodations:
Still at the Four Points again, spending a majority of the early evening at the hotel.


On Ying and Yang

Jersey, eventually
Sunday, August 14, 2022
Jersey City, NJ


Outside the Game:
The day began too early, and poorly. My phone alarm went off at 4:15 AM, and even going to sleep as early as I did the previous night, I only was working on six or so hours of sleep. I groggily awoke and put on the laid-out clothes, grabbed my bag, and went downstairs. I checked out with the nice young lady manning the desk at this ungodly hour, and told her that I had a cab coming. She said she had no info on that, which was my first indication something was wrong, because the counter person said she had put a note in for the morning shift.

Well, whatever, I'm sure it is fine. 4:30 AM came, and went. 4:35 AM came an went. I asked her for the card for the cab company. I told her where to retrieve it, and upon calling it, no one picked up and the voicemail was full.

Well. 

Well, well, well.

Panic started to settle in. I immediately tried to get a Lyft, but as I expected, there were next to no drivers working, and my quickest ETA was fifteen minutes away, and it was quarter to five. My plane began boarding at 5:30 AM. It was about a half hour to the airport. I was going to miss my plane.

But then something happened to almost restore my faith in humanity. The lone desk person said come on. Not quite following, she was telling me to come with her, and that she was going to drive me to the airport. And once in her backseat, she flew on the wings of angels. Fifteen minutes later, I was at the airport. I slipped her some money for her troubles and ran into the terminal just after 5 AM to get in the security line, which still somehow took 20 minutes. While I was waiting, I was looking up any of all Marriot "leave a compliment" lines to make sure she got whatever corporate kudos could come her way (without giving details to get her in trouble), and eventually made my way to the gate right before boarding.

We boarded without any trouble, and it was just me in my aisle for a while until another middle-aged white guy took the aisle seat. We chit-chatted for a bit during boarding, maybe to keep ourselves awake more than anything. He was from Jersey City as well, and was taking a circuitous route back after a funeral in Oklahoma. Once we took off, we both quickly fell asleep, and I spent the flight split between napping and watching the last part of the first season of Only Murders in the Building.

The plane landed on time, and I dragged myself out into the somehow-still-morning, getting a Lyft to my mother's house to do my weekly duties, and then another back to my apartment for laundry, a nap, and an evening of posting photos and TV.

The Accommodations:
Home, sweet Jersey City, eventually



Stand-Alone Trip

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Queens

On Doing the Work
Not Shea Stadium, 2022

Sunday July 10, 2022
Miami Marlins vs. New York Metropolitans
Not Shea Stadium
MLB National League
Queens, NY
1:40 PM


Outside the Game:
I had a weird corporate four-day weekend that would have been more welcome under the circumstances if they had told us they were giving us a four-day a weekend more than a month in advance. As a schedule guy, it also screwed up a ton of schedules having two missed work days in there, but hey, free four-day weekend in July right after one for the Fourth. Sadly, I spent most of it dealing with real-world things, but I knew I was going to catch a game of the Metropolitan homestand somewhere in there. Saturday was the retiring of Keith Hernandez's number, as well as a bobblehead giveaway, so that game was sold out; I decided to go for the more sedate Sunday afternoon game, being sure to get tickets in the shade.

The third day into a three-day weekend I was pretty slow getting up, but I had gone to bed early enough that I was out of the house by nine-ish. But I clearly wasn't fully awake, as I remembered several blocks into Hoboken that I had forgotten my camera, so instead of going back, I decided to try out a game just with my camera phone. I took a leisurely walk the rest of the way to the Hoboken PATH station, grabbing a convenient train to 33rd, then up to the 7 and over. I didn't have too long to wait for any trains--a blessing on a lazy Sunday when mass transit can seem similarly sluggish--so I counted my blessings at this point. The 7 train was sparsely filled with eager-beaver Metropolitans fans such as myself, and we were disgorged in Queens with over an hour and half before gates.

I took my time walking around. I visited that odd little park that the Mets had installed next to the subway station; tried to figure out an angle to get a photo of the stadium, Seaver, and the original apple; and even took a trip out to the Shea infield in the parking lot. After walking a bit, I settled on the right field entrance again, with its welcome shade and short line. The gates opened, and in I went.

After being shooed out of the stadium by staff just looking to close up after the end of the homestand, I meandered back to the subway in time to sit on the 7 Express for a while before heading back. Two quick connections had me back in Hoboken, but I decided for a Lyft back home, where I sorted out my purchases and fixed the game bag before settling in for a long, dark Sunday evening.


The Stadium & Fans:

Center to home, Not Shea Stadium


The crowd at the game this day was a curious kind of exhale after the previous day, where Keith Hernandez had his number retired amidst a sold-out audience craving the ceremonial bobble-head given away in its honor. The crowd was big, but not over-eager or clawing at the doors, and it was a reasonably laid-back Sunday afternoon with no particular expectations.

The stadium had not changed much since the visit earlier in the year, with the exception of the removal of the protective fence around the Seaver statue. There was a sizeable crowd in place, but nothing extraordinary, and the between-inning events were nearly the same.


At the Game with Oogie:

Scoring away

As I was one of the first in the park through the right field gate, my beeline to the Shake Shack resulted in me being served the first order of the day, which was wolfed down in a shaded table in center field. My regular process followed, with a trip to the team store and museum, and then more ramblings around the park. I was hungry at this game wedged between lunch and dinner and managed to eat some pizza and an order of rice balls before the affair was complete.

I was smartly seated in the shade of the bronze club level of whatever sponsor has the naming rights this year, just shy of third base, even though it has been nearly a decade since David Wright has departed. It was pretty packed in that day. There was a family to my left, some younger folks in front, and an older couple next to me. For all our close quarters, there wasn't much discussion until towards the end of the game where the father next to me and I were both bemoaning the sate of play and trying to identify what exactly was happening in the late innings.


The Game:

First pitch, Marlins vs. Metropolitans

The first-place Metropolitans were squaring off against the lowly Marlins this Sunday, but the Marlin's Cy-Young-Candidate ace was on the mound in the last game of a four-game set, facing off against Walker for the good guys, so it was going to be quite the pitcher's duel. There were high hopes, but no offense.

The Marlins managed just a one-out single in the first, erased on a double-play, while New York went in order. Miami then went in order in the second and third, while the Metropolitans went in order in the second and had their own one-out single erased on a double-play in the bottom of the third. Both pitchers had given up one hit and faced the minimum at this point.

Both teams saw some life in the fourth. The Marlins started the inning with a hit batsman and a single, but a double-play and groundout ended the threat. New York staggered two singles with nothing to show for it in their half of the inning. Miami went in order in the fifth, with the Metropolitans stranding a single. The Marlins again went in order in the sixth, but New York had a leadoff error and walk erased on a double play and a fly out to no avail.

Miami had a leadoff single and a walk in the seventh, but stranded them on three straight outs. The Metropolitans had two, two-out singles stranded in their own half. The Marlins went in order in the eighth, and New York stranded another lone single. We limped out of regular baseball with Miami going in order, and the Mets stranding a reached-on-error.

Extra baseball went quickly. The Marlin's ghost runner stole third and scored on a wild throw. Three more singles followed between outs to plate the first runs of the game at 2-0, Marlins. New York's offense continued to sputter. The ghost runner made it to third on a fly out, but died on the vine despite a walk getting the tying runner on base. The Marlins won, 2-0.


The Scorecard:

Miami Marlins vs. New York Metropolitans, 07/10/22. Marlins win, 2-0.

I used the scorecard in the Mets program. There were no changes from the one earlier this year, so no need to go into the details.

For most of the first nine innings, there was nothing of note, for the most part. Both pitchers were throwing a gem, and both had faced the minimum through three. In the top of the fourth, Lindor made a great diving stab that started a double-play that was worth a gem (!). In the bottom of the fourth, there was a collision between the Marlin's left fielder and shortstop that resulted in the shortstop being removed from the game the next inning.

Then we get to extras. The damnable "ghost runner" starts on second, so I used a dotted line to get them there with an "EI." The Marlins put in a pinch runner for their ghost runner, just to make it even more ridiculous (he stayed in an played left). He stole third, and the catcher threw it into left for an error to score the game's first run. The jiggering into the bottom of the tenth had a new pitcher coming in and batting for himself, though he never got up. Alonzo stopped being DH and played first in the tenth, while the previous first base slot became the pitcher. This apparently is becoming common now, and I just hate everything about it.


The Accommodations:
Home, sweet Jersey City


Stand-Alone Trip

Saturday, July 2, 2022

Saranac Lake

On a Smashing Evening
Petrova Field, 2022

Saturday, July 2, 2022
Japan Islanders vs. Saranac Lake Surge
Petrova Field
Empire League
Saranac Lake, NY
4:00 PM 
 

Outside the Game:
I was in no rush to get up the next morning, but after a sound sleep, I awoke relatively early. I sleepily walked down to the McDonald's by my hotel to find it not yet open even though it was supposed to be, so I walked back up the hill, retrieved my car, and drove to a deli in town to order up some breakfast sandwiches and head back to the hotel.

Still groggy, I went out on the patio to eat my greasy breakfast and was surprised by a seaplane taking off nearby. I finished eating and enjoying the view and went back inside to wash up, pack up, and plan my day. I booked another hotel just north of Albany to stay for the night, decided on my activites for the early afternoon, and headed out. After a friendly check out, I was off to an antique store half-way to my other destination for the day. Letting me in a well-stocked antique store is never a good idea under the best of circumstances, but especially when I don't have a plane ride between me and home, it is a recipe to spend a lot of money. At one point, I was actually measuring the trunk to see if I could fit a speaker's podium in there. As it was, I was buying things as diverse as a dummy grenade and an antique nutmeg grinder, but it all packed up nicely in the trunk, and I was off the rest of the way to Lake Placid.

Eschewing the Winter Olympics attractions, I went to the John Brown Farm. In addition to the monument and the grave, there is his restored house and barn that holds more exhibits. I had known of John Brown, but I hadn't really gone in depth, so this was a great opportunity to learn about his life, his homesteading efforts for African Americans, and other tidbits. (And learning things is important, kids, because--I kid you not--another patron was upset at the BLM banners that were located near the John Brown statue, and how my brain didn't just completely explode at the irony is lost to me.) After my tour, I made use of one of the several walking trails on the grounds (which did go right next to the Olympic ski jump) for a nice summer walk before relaxing for a bit in a shaded Adirondack chair, as is tradition.

John Brown often opined on the Olympic Ski Jump

I went back to town, stopping at the "Tail of the Pup" barbecue place for lunch. As luck would have it, I received an email from the previous day's restaurant--who apparently owned both establishments--offering me another free beer for eating at that restaurant, thus compiling the most beer I've drunk in the last decade or so, all for free. A one-man band played for the patrons, and I wolfed down a brisket sandwich and beer before heading out to the park.

I parked in what I was sure was a safe spot, walked around and called my mother prior to the game, and then headed in.

On coming out, I felt something wrong. As I going to the car, I couldn't quite figure it out until I realized that a foul ball had somehow smashed my sunroof. The angle was literally impossible. A grand total of three balls had even been fouled this way all game. An inch in either direction, and it would have been a dent in the roof. But nope, bullseye. A player parked next to me was horrified, but quickly disappeared. I cleared out the glass as best as possible, and then drove to a gas station and bought some duct tape to secure the roof closed and pray for no rain.

With nothing else to do for it, I got out on the highway and drove south to Albany and my hotel. I made it without further incident, was delirious with stress upon checking in to the point I was scaring the hostess, and then just showered the day off of me, tried to calm down, and did some research before collapsing on the bed.


The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, Petrova Field

There's no two-ways about it or any way to sugar coat it--Petrova Field is a high-school baseball field that seems to be an appendix to a football field. There's no scoreboard, no concessions, and nothing to indicate any professional baseball except for a small Empire League sign facing the field and a small collapsible table and chair that they use to collect admissions.

The field itself is mostly chain-link fenced, with a "viewing area" of netting on the first-base side of home. The dugouts are two plexiglass-covered benches on either side of the field. The seating areas are a main metal bleacher behind home plate, and two satellite bleachers down first and third. The football field in far left field is clearly the senior partner of this two-field set-up, with a broadcast tower and football scoreboard out there, but the two seating areas also serve as outfield seating for the few brave souls that stayed out there towards the end of the game.

The crowd was small to non-existent, but did pick up steam towards the end of the game, with a smattering of people coming to see the outcome. Otherwise, the attendees were the players and the minimal staff.


At the Game with Oogie:

Bleacher scoring

I parked myself with my water bottles (purchased for just such an occasion) in the "window" on the first-base bleachers to get a relatively unobstructed view of the game. In my area sitting in lawn chairs were a smattering of true-believer fans of Saranac Lake who cheered on through the entire game. Outside of helping me when a water bottle fell down from my perch at the top of the bleacher during the game, there was no real interaction with anyone else. I sat, cooking slowly in the late afternoon, watching a ballgame, as god intended.


The Game:

First pitch, Islanders vs. Surge

After the utter anarchy that was the day before's game, this was a pleasantly bland game between the Japan Islanders and Saranac Lake Surge that didn't threaten to eat my brain at any point.\

The game began with the Islanders only having a two-out single and stolen base to show for their half of the first, while Saranac Lake had the same sole single without the stolen base. In the top of the second, Japan had a two-out walk and single stranded, while the Surge went in order. The third saw the Islanders get on the board. A leadoff single stole second and made it to third on an errant play on the throw by the shortstop. A ground-out brought in the run, but a walk and a double-play stopped the scoring there with the Islanders up 1-0. Saranac Lake only had an infield single that got thrown away to get the runner as far as second before being stranded.

The fourth had a Japan batter reach on an error by the third baseman with two outs, but the runner was stranded there. The Surge went in order. The Islanders got another run in the fifth with a leadoff walk that stole second and third and was then driven in with a single. The trail runner was caught stealing and two outs followed, leaving the new Islander lead at 2-0. Saranac Lake again went in order. The Japanese sixth began with back-to-back walks, and then a wild pitch to move the runners up and a hit batsman to load the bases with two outs, but they were all stranded by a strikeout. In the bottom of the frame, the Surge finally got on the board with a walk and two steals and a thrown-away ball by the pitcher to close the gap to 2-1 after six.

The Islanders had a leadoff walk and nothing else in the seventh, while Saranac Lake just had a single and walk in their half. Japan had a one-out single and walk in the eighth, while the Surge managed just a walk. Going into the ninth, the Islanders had a potential two-out insurance run make it to second after a passed ball, but there he stood. Saranac Lake made a last stand in the bottom of the ninth, starting with a walk and--somehow-- a defensive indifference as he took second. A dropped ball by the left fielder made it first and third with no outs, but the runner on third got picked off for the first out. The runner on first stole second on another DI, then a walk made it first and second. A fly out to right advanced the lead runner, while the trail runner advanced on yet another defensive indifference with two outs. But the Surge couldn't make it work, with a lazy fly out to center ending the game with a Japan Islander win at 2-1.


The Scorecard: 


Japan Islanders vs. Saranac Lake Surge, 07/02/22. Islanders win, 2-1.

I was again using the BBWAA scorecard, and while this game wasn't the complete travesty the previous game was, it had its moments.

There were two plays of literal note. In the bottom of the third, the Surge single and E3 noted that it was a clean infield single, but the throw got away from the first baseman on the play, allowing the runner to advance. In the bottom of the sixth, the scoring play was a delayed steal from second on the throw back to the pitcher, who promptly threw the ball to the next town over, allowing the runner to score from third easily.

The story of the game, though, was the three defensive indifference steals in the bottom of the ninth with a one-run lead. How bad is the catching in the Empire League? So bad that they don't even want the catcher to attempt a throw with the game on the line and would rather trust their equally awful pitching.

Not even mentioning getting the first out at third by getting picked off in the bottom of the ninth. Amazing.


The Accommodations:

Hilton Garden Inn


The Hilton Garden Inn was attached to a mall that had odd business hours for a Saturday night. (The connection to the mall was closed because the mall was already closed for the evening--not what you want to do to have a thriving mall, but that's not for me to decide).

My room was everything I'd expect from a Hilton. The adequate bathroom was off the entrance to the right, while the bedroom was straight ahead, with two queen beds on one side, and a dresser, TV, and desk and chair across the way. It was boring, functional, and I stress-slept a ton.


On Limping Home

Sunday, July 3, 2022
Jersey City, NJ 

Outside the Game:
After the insanity of the last night, I at least got a decent night's sleep, no doubt thanks to the stress exhaustion. Up early, I just decided to head out straight away, checking up on the tape, filling up and grabbing food at a nearby gas station, and then heading south.

Thankfully, the drive back to my parent's place was as uneventful as could be, and early afternoon had me pulling in. I had to then explain the whole situation to my slow-to-follow mother before clearing out the garage enough to put her car in and then replacing my father's car in the driveway.

Thoroughly done with the weekend at this point, I finished up a bunch of check-in tasks, and then got a rideshare back to my apartment, for a fun afternoon of calling insurance agencies and glass shops, as well as laundry and unpacking and the like.

Life just gets you sometimes.


The Accommodations:
Home, sweet, home


2022 Adirondacks

Friday, July 1, 2022

Tupper Lake

On Rescuing Some of the Summer

Thursday, June 30, 2022
Latham, NY

Outside the Game:
With a four-day weekend on the offer, I decided to do a little more to limp my way towards 200 stadiums--a mark I had intended to hit three years ago at this point--by taking in a little of the Empire League of Professional Baseball, a last-chance, no-frills league that has been scraping by for nearly a decade in the farthest regions of New York's Adirondacks. It is a pretty far drive, but all the stadiums are bunched together once you get up there, so I decided to go halfway the night before and then head the rest of the way up to grab two of the parks, with the hope of doing the other two the next weekend, where a freak vacation had been inserted by my employer, which wasn't necessarily unwelcome, but certainly unexpected.

I slogged my way through another day of work, getting ready in the background as the day progressed. I finished up on time and grabbed a rideshare out to my parents' house at around 7 PM, not hitting much traffic and handling some weekly responsibilities over here before heading out on the road before 8 PM-ish. I immediately failed to get gas at the first station I went to as a woman was having a heated argument with the attendant about the cash she handed to him, and it only seemed to be escalating. A short drive got me to another, quieter gas station and received a full tank of gas before heading irrevocably northward.

It was a mostly easy and uneventful drive, though a car with its hazards on and two trucks doing that inevitable blockage of all traffic during a slow-motion pass in both lanes created some situational delays. There was no combined no-hitter this time up, but I pulled into the hotel just a bit after 10 PM and checked in. Finding all the vending machines had been removed from the hotel for some reason, I turned on the air conditioning in my room full-blast and then went next door to the gas station to get some snacks, passing a half-dressed man sitting on the curb openly drinking a six-pack of beer that made me feel more concerned about the safety of my car. Prophetic in the wrong way, it would turn out.

I ate my snacks, hit the sack, and that was the end of Thursday.


The Accommodations:

Mictrotel Inn, Latham, NY

The Microtel Inn was remarkably like every other Microtel Inn I've ever stayed at: conveniently located, cheap, slightly grubby and worn out, but clean nevertheless.

Upon entering the room, a small bathroom was off to the right with a full tub, and the bedroom was a compact room with a half-desk sticking out from the wall opposite the bed, with the TV and closet next to it, with the curious little day bed next to the window that is the hallmark of Mictrotels, for some unexplained reason.

It did its job.


On a Delightful Evening of Awful Baseball

Municipal Park, 2022


Friday, July 1, 2021
Japan Islanders vs. Tupper Lake River Pigs
Municipal Stadium
Empire League
Tupper Lake, NY
7:05 PM PM 

 

Outside the Game:
I woke up early in the Microtel, blearily stumbling down to the hotel's breakfast bar, a disappointing spread of mostly cold items that nonetheless fed me enough for the day ahead, before I retreated to my room for more sleep.

I eventually relented, showered and packed up, heading out onto the road sometime before 11 AM. The remaining drive was certainly scenic, if a little terrifying in places. I would later be informed that these were mostly old stagecoach roads winding through the mountains that were dubiously upgraded to two lane car roads with no shoulders. Some road work necessitated the temporary installation of traffic lights, as the roads were reduced even more to single lanes, the practically of which was of great concern to me, but ultimately did not fail in their duties.

I arrived at my hotel--right off the main road, as most things in this area were--at about 12:30 PM. I paged the front desk manager, who was out in the pool with presumably his friends and family. He has able to check me in early, saying my room was right down the walkway from the Elvis statue, which should just about tell you what kind of place Gauthier's Saranac Lake Inn was--and that was just fine with me.

I dropped off my bags, made sure the AC was maxed, and took the suggestion of my host to walk down the road for lunch at a local burger joint that would serve me a complementary beer with my room key. Outside of being a Red Sox backer bar (based on the decor), the burger and beer exactly hit the spot, and I walked happily full back to the hotel. Said hotel was right on the lake, with most rooms looking over the marina, and featured free bikes and boats for use. Most of the boats were in ill repair, and I managed to screw up getting into a kayak and had to use a partially broken paddle boat to retrieve it. That soured me on the whole project, and I decided to head into town to see what I could see instead.

There was a small museum (my kryptonite, if anything is) in the old Saranac Laboratory, which told the story of the tuberculosis colony that originally was the town's claim to fame (run by a relation of Doonesbury cartoonist Garry Trudeau). The town-spanning resort has been reduced down to the restored laboratory building as a museum to tell the story. It was honestly fascinating, especially the little porches that the patients used to sit in. After finding out there was a carousel in town, I went directly there after the museum, immediately falling into a long chat with the mechanic who kept the thing running before taking my own ride on an otter. I had the merry-go-round to myself, and so an extra-long ride by the mechanic's wife, who was manning the controls.

An afternoon of activity behind me, I went back to the hotel to give my mother a call and take a nap before the game that evening. Tupper Lake was just shy of a half-hour away, and not only was there no traffic at "rush hour" that evening, there were literally no cars driving in my direction out west, with the barest smatterings of cars in the other direction--the beauty of the wilds near Canada. 

After driving right past it the first time (and taking a bit to find a place to turn around), I located the ballpark in a lakefront park, with a couple of middling signs being the only advertisement. I walked around the outside of the modest old-school park, taking in the gorgeous view of the lake and the various other park monuments to the mill that used to be on the site (hence the "river pigs" who corralled all the logs), before buying a ticket, grabbing some food at the small truck outside, and heading in for the game.

After the game (and much later than I was expecting), I found the nearby McDonald's closed for the evening, so I stopped at a gas station for some snacks to munch during the completely uneventful drive back to the hotel, the road even more deserted in the early night. The parking spaces at hotel, however, had filled up completely, so I ended up parking in something resembling an open space by the stairs, sprinted into my blessedly cool room, ate my snacks, and then finished off my scorecard out on the balcony overlooking the lake. Eventually, I packed it in for the night.


The Stadium & Fans: 

Home to center, Municipal Park

Municipal Park, I would later discover, was an old softball field that had recently been converted into this professional park--not some WPA relic that received a new paint job when the River Pigs moved in--and if anything, it made me feel even more positively about the park. It is a quaint wooden structure that could be mistaken for a local little-league field in an affluent neighborhood if not for the few signs that designate it as a pro endeavor. 

The main grandstand is a covered wooden area with deep seats that the locals adorn with lawn chairs that they bring from home, but I just sat on (with the assistance of my inflatable seat cushion). Chicken wire protects the patrons from foul balls, and there are ceiling fans in the rafters that for whatever reason weren't turned on during this sweltering game. A small metal bleacher runs down the first-base side, and a small wooden bleacher runs down the third-base line. Your only two choices for tickets are the covered grandstand or the open-air bleachers. A small wooden tower by first base houses the announcers and fronts the small scoreboard hung on its side, providing the barest of information. The only other structure was the park's rest room in center (that were surmounted by a group of local kids to watch the game in the later innings). The only concessions are a food cart outside the park that sells dirt-cheap ballpark staples.

The crowd started small, with mostly families and tons of pets, but as the evening went on, more and more people showed up, including players from Saranac where the other two teams in the league were playing that evening, just a half-hour away. The only entertainment other than the game was a booster club of two that beat a colorful, branded drum whenever the home team did something noteworthy.

I mean, seriously

But boy, it was gorgeous. Before nightfall, the lake was a tantalizing backdrop for the game, and it somehow became more amazing in twilight, and regal in the night's blackness. As far as locations go, you will not find a better situated park in all the world, and I should know. #humblebrag


At the Game with Oogie:
I was there before there was anything of a crowd and set up shop right behind home plate, running out to grab a hot dog after I had done my minimal walking around and photo taking. As I was scoring away, a local mom asked if I was a scout, and I explained my situation to her. She was a host family for players on both teams tonight, so she was here rooting in a neutral fashion.

Indie scoring

While the game on the field was a farce, I can't say enough about how amazing the vista was. Truly magical, even to this cold, black heart.


The Game: 

First pitch, Islanders vs. River Pigs

This game was literally--and pardon me for the technical term here--crazy pants. Mere words and language cannot properly express how little this match-up between the Japan Islanders and the Tupper Lake River Pigs did not resemble actual baseball. The Empire League is pretty thin on talented players (especially as their best players were shipped of as an all-star team for another independent league), and they are especially translucent on pitching and catching talent. The Japanese Islanders were an interesting "road warrior" team, featuring mostly Japanese players who came over to receive more practice and experience outside of the Japanese minor and industrial leagues. One of their players is a woman, one of the few female professional ballplayers in the world, this year joining just a pitcher/outfielder for the Staten Island FerryHawks as the only in US pro leagues this summer. But onto the "baseball."

The game begins with a walk and a stolen base by the Islanders, emphasizing immediately the lack of pitching and catching talent in the Empire League. Another walk followed, then two quick outs. But the fly out and a stolen base put the runners on second and third with two outs. A passed ball allowed a run to score and the runner on second to move to third. Another walk and a stolen base made it second and third with two outs, before a strikeout ended the damage at 1-0 Islanders. If the Japanese team scored stereotypically by small ball, the American Tupper Lake team scored stereotypically with a leadoff home run to tie the game. A walk and hit-by-pitch followed, but three straight outs ended the inning with a tie score after one. The second inning began with two more back-to-back walks. After a strikeout, a grounder recorded an out at second, but left it first and third with two out. A double steal resulted in a throw into the outfield, and another unearned run scored before a fly out ended the half with Japan up 2-1. In the bottom of the second, the River Pigs went in order, one of only three times it would happen for either team all game. The third inning began with a walk and hit batsman for the Islanders. The lead runner stole third and scored on a ground out to first, but two more outs left it at 3-1 Islanders. Tupper Lake led off the third with a single, whose runner then stole second and third on the non-existent arm of the catcher. A walk made it first and third, but Japan struck out the side to strand everyone.

In the top of the fourth, Japan had another rare inning of going in order. The River Pigs had a one-out single make it to third on a shallow two-out double, but everyone was again stranded by a strikeout to end the inning. The Islanders again went in order in the fifth, but Tupper Lake finally got their offense going. A leadoff single again stole second and third on the ineffectual Japanese catcher. With one out, there was a walk who promptly stole second. A single scored both runners and went to second on a subsequent wild pitch. But on a hit-and-run attempt, a double-play ended the inning with everything tied at three. Japan started the sixth with a single, but the runner was promptly erased on a pickoff. A two-out walk was stranded by a strikeout, and nothing changed. The bottom of the sixth is when the wheels came off. We begin with an error by the third baseman letting the lead River Pig batter on. Two passed balls got him to third. A walk followed, along with an immediate stealing of second. A single brought in both runs. A hit batsman followed, making it first and second with no out and two home. A double steal made that second and third, with a throwing error on the attempt scoring the lead runner. A walk made it first and second again with no outs. A double cleared the bases. Three straight walks loaded the bases and brought in the runner that started on second. A two-attempt strikeout (see below) got the first out of the inning. A sacrifice fly to right got in another run, and a strikeout mercifully ended the inning with seven runs on two hits. Think about that a minute. I'll wait. 10-3 Tupper Lake, by the way.

In the top of the seventh, the dazed Islanders only managed a two-out single that was stranded. A new Japanese pitcher in the bottom of the seventh did not improve things. Five straight walks brought in a run, followed by a sacrifice fly for another run, then two more walks to plate the mercy-rule run and put an end to this travesty at 13-3, Tupper Lake.


The Scorecard:
As you might expect, this league didn't have programs (or even handouts), so I was using the BBWAA scorebook for this eventful game.


Islanders vs. River Pigs, 7/1/22. River Pigs won, 13-3 by mercy rule.

I don't know where to even begin, but let's start with the fact that the Islanders were leading through five innings with two unearned runs and one run facilitated by a hit-by-pitch, one in each of the first three innings. The run in the second was notated to document that it scored because of an errant throw in the steal attempt by the trailing runner.

Then, there was the walk-fest. This is the only game I've been to where the walks (21) outnumbered the strike outs (15), and by a lot.

There were a bunch of plays for the River Pigs that received notes. An infield single in the bottom of the fourth was noted that it was off of the pitcher. A double-play in the bottom of the fifth was noted because of being caused by a hit-and-run attempt. A strikeout in the bottom of the fateful sixth inning was noted because the batter bunted with two strikes, hit it foul, and was not called out, though he would subsequently strike out anyway to restore the karmic balance. And, of course, in the seventh, we had the implementation of the mercy rule after a 10-run lead. I decided to record this by the normal double-slash line to end a game, with the ends connected a crossbar in the center as well. I'm not sure if there is an official symbol for it (I should really look it up), but that is what I went with.

But this game nearly broke my baseball brain.


The Accommodations:
Gauthier's Saranac Lake Inn is about exactly what you'd expect based on the name. It is a somewhat ramshackle family-owned hostel that has been there forever, and is covered in little memorabilia, with each room named, and old-style oval key rings issued to get you in and out.

The room was decently-sized, with a tiny bathroom on the left upon entry stocked with a gaggle of environmentally conscious products. The main room detailed the summer and winter appeal of the area, with two beds and a nightstand on one wall, and a dresser and TV opposite, with a little table and chairs along the far wall with the window overlooking the lake. A small balcony was accessible by sliding doors, with chairs and a small table out there for your enjoyment. 

The pool was out front, along with the bicycles for free rental, and the lakefront had chairs and boats for use as well, though as we established, in various states of repair. The owner was friendly and talkative, and it was about exactly what I expected in quite a good way.



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