Spartanburg

On Less Driving, Interrupted by a Ballgame

Fifth Third Park, 2026

Saturday, August 1, 2026
Rome Emperors (Atlanta Braves) vs. Hub City Spartanburgers (Texas Rangers)
Fifth Third Park
South Atlantic League (A+)
Spartanburg, SC
4:30 PM  

Outside the Game:
I had another good night's sleep and found myself up late for the start of breakfast, which was too bad, because it was a good breakfast spread and quite crowded by the time I got down there. I was still able to make the most of the buffet and drag myself back up to my room to nap and plan the rest of the day.

I tried to book my hotel in Spartanburg, given there wasn't a ton of choices, but I had a problem with their offshore staff. I kept calm and went to another property close to the park and had no problems (which is odd, because they both Marriot), so it all worked out.

It was an afternoon game that day, so I was out on the early side and on the road for just over an hour drive, which I could do standing on my head after the long days of driving this trip, but I did not, because it would be dangerous and difficult.

It was a slow, sloppy hour of driving, and I raw dogged it without music. The Google computer voice eventually directed me to the locked fire lane entrance for the convention rooms of the hotel I was staying at. I was parked next to the visiting team's bus, so that was something. I threw on my hazards and wandered around on foot until I found the main entrance. They were able to register me early, which was appreciated, and they directed me to the underground lot I would need to use. I went back to my car, drove into the bowels of the earth, and parked right by the elevator. I dragged myself up one elevator and then walked over to the other elevator to get me to my room.

I unpacked and prepped the room before grabbing my game bag and heading out into the afternoon. With the uncommon luxury of some time to kill, I wandered over to the Hub City Railroad Museum that was just around the corner. It was a tiny little place talking about the history of Spantanburg as the "hub city" for railroads in the area. The museum was unsurprisingly staffed exclusively by guys around my age. I got to talking to one of them about baseball, and we discussed Altoona (he was wearing a railroad t-shirt from there) and about how Bananaball got its start in Gastonia. I grabbed a hat and magnet at the store before heading over to the caboose that the museum used to house its model train set-up and store. There was a younger gentleman there buying a bunch of train supplies, and I eventually headed out for the short walk to the park.

Choo-choo, mofo

Or so I thought. I managed to walk right past the main entrance to the park (that was screened by a parking lot) and travelled all the way around to center field in some frankly insanely hot and humid weather before being informed by an employee there that I had missed the main entrance and had to walk all the way around again in the heat and humidity in order to purchase a ticket.

But duty called, and I did the second other lap, taking my pictures as I went and eventually buying a ticket. I asked the gentleman where the nearest water was, and he pointed me to some restaurants and stores right beyond the park. I eventually stumbled half-conscious and dehydrated in a cupcake store. After waiting behind a woman who was clearly making excuses not to buy anything, I bought and chugged a water before buying another water and a rather moist-looking cupcake. The counterperson said that it was supposed to rain today, but judging by the humidity and the lack of clouds, it seemed like they were going to get the game in, if for no other reason than because the forecast for tomorrow was nothing but thunderstorms.

Less likely to die and having some more time to kill, I walked around downtown, slipping into an air conditioned bookstore staffed exclusively by lesbians and a cat, where I bought a local-interest book on the city's old ballpark. I continued on, and Spartanburg was far more crunchy than I expected it to be. I chilled out (literally) in an Adirondack chair in a pedestrianized street before dragging myself back for gates at the game.

After the eventual end of the game and the concert, I walked back to the hotel in the refreshing light rain. As it was just early evening, I had the night to fill, so I went back to my room to shower and get changed out of my rainy, sweat-drenched clothes before walking back downtown in the post-rain haze.

As I was walking, I saw a giant Denny's sign hanging in the foggy night sky and thought I had lost my mind completely. It turns out that wasn't the case, as I was actually seeing one of the giant Denny's signs on the corporate headquarters of Denny's that I would quickly find out was located in downtown Spartanburg in "Denny's Plaza," because of course it is.

Undaunted, I continued downtown to a noodle shop and got some Pad Thai, medium spicy. I wasn't able to finish the gaping plate of noodles, but I put a dent in it to be sure. I called my mom as I walked back to the hotel and did some paperwork in the frigid air conditioning before going to bed early.

The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, Fifth Third Park

I have lost track of parks I had been to named after Fifth Third Bank. (Research would tell me that number is three, but that they sponsor at least seven sports stadiums.) With the generic name, the somewhat generic layout of the park was not unexpected. There is a main promenade (that does not go around the whole park, but just left center to right) with a section of seating extending down from it. The scoreboard rises up in right-center against a backdrop of incomplete construction in right field and center and downtown over the left field wall. A long berm extends across left field to center. A second level rises from first to third, with press boxes and a couple of membership clubs, a kids area in left, and a couple of special seating areas sit in the outfield corners.

But that's about where the generic ends. To their credit, the team has done everything in their power to dress up the generic bones. It starts outside, with a children's train by the main entrance that runs around outside the park. By the main entrance is an elaborate baseball chandelier by a season ticket-holders' lounge. There is the traditional road sign to all the other team's affiliates, and a memorial to the old ballpark in town with some seats. The promenade is screaming with colorful painted signs for the various concessions around the walkway, including Bojangles and the nominal Spartanburgers (including a "build-your-own burger" bar under a giant model of the mascot). There are even two team stores, one by home plate and one built into the parking deck in left field. There is a DJ stand by home plate for the musical MC, and the aforementioned mascot, Chuck (as in chuck beef hamburger) runs the heavily burger-themed events on the field. It was also Elvis night, featuring a curiously skilled Elvis imperson... tribute artist, who also did a post-game concert on the promenade after the rain fell hard enough for the tarp to come out post game.

There was a respectable crowd for a Saturday afternoon game with threat of rain, and they stayed for the entire game and most for the post-game concert.

At the Game with Oogie:

Diet friendly

My adventure began at the security check getting in, as the security guard unexpectedly asked me about my camera gear. It turns out he is pro photographer who moonlights as a security guard for the team and was legitimately interested in my load out. It took a minute or two for my brain to switch gears and tell him about my ancient setup, and then I was free to enter the park.

After getting into the swampy stadium, I did my regular loop for pictures and hit the gloriously air-conditioned team store for some extended browsing. Given the myriad of concession choices available, I settled on just getting a two cheeseburgers in a giant helmet with fries, and several Powerades to keep me from dying.

My seat was in the shade on the third base side of the field. There were not many people sitting directly around me except for a youngish couple next to me on my left and an older couple a row or so behind them.

The Game:

First pitch in the game between the Emperors and the Spartanburgers

The soggy contest between the Rome Emperors and the Hub City Spartanburgers had discrete packets of actions tucked in between rain and nothing.

The Emperors just had a reached on error to show for the top of the first, while Hub City strung a leadoff single, hit batsman, walk, two steals, and a double-play into just one run for an early 1-0 lead. Both teams went in order in the second, with the Spartanburgers doing it the hard way, with a hit batsman and a walk both getting caught stealing. The Emperors had a walk to show in the middle of strikeouts in the third, while Hub City went on a two-out tear, with a hit batsman, infield single, walk, double, single, and homer bringing in six runs to extend the lead to 7-0.

Both teams went in order in the fourth, when a light to medium rain began to fall, but the Emperors got on the board in the fifth thanks to two errors, a single, and a homer to close the lead to 7-3. Hub City got one back in the bottom of the frame with a single, double, and double-play, extending the lead back to 8-3. Rome went in order in the sixth, and the Spartanburgers tacked on another run with solo shot in the bottom of the inning, to pad the lead to 9-3 on an unflinchingly official game at this point.

The Emperors got on back in the top of the seventh on an infield single, double, and sac fly, and the Spartanburgers stranded two singles to leave it at 9-4 after seven. Rome kept it interesting in the eighth with two walks, a single, and a ground-out bringing in two runs to close it to 9-6. The Spartanburgers decided to put this rainy game to bed, batting around with five straight and six total walks, bringing in three to extend it to 12-6. The Emperors went meekly in order in the ninth, leaving the home teams victorious at that tally, as the grounds crew rushed to get the tarp on the ever-dampening field.

The Scorecard:

Rome Emperors vs. Hub City Spartanburgers, 08/01/26. The Spartanburgers won, 12-6.

I used the THIRTY81 Press Pocket Scorecard for this game, in lieu of a home scorecard. I've written up the card before, and this was a pretty conventional game scoring-wise.

There were only a few notes. The Emperor's catcher was the K-Man for the day, and he went down in the top of the third. In the bottom of the third, with the bases loaded, there was a double that got the trail runner to third, but a throwing error from right let him score. In the top of the fifth, there was an "error" that was a clear infield single. And in the bottom of the sixth, there was an attempted sacrifice bunt that went for an infield hit.

The Accommodations:

Marriot, Spartanburg, SC

After a bit of discombobulating in the morning, I booked the Marriot tower right in downtown for a reasonable amount of money. If it is good enough for the Rome Emperors, it is good enough for me.

A large bathroom was just off the entrance to my room on the left. The big room had the king-sized bed, nightstands, and pull-out couch on the left, and the dresser, TV, and desk on the other.

It was a little fancier than average, and let me sleep in AC, which is all I needed for this evening.

On More Driving, Not Interrupted by a Game

Duncan Park Stadium, 2026

Sunday, August 2, 2026
Cary, NC

Outside the Game:
I had another solid night of sleep and was up for the start of breakfast. I had to pay for breakfast this morning, and it was very much worth it. The buffet was excessive, with things like freshly made breakfast sandwiches in the chaffing tray, as well as unlimited quantities of all the hot breakfast basics you could imagine.

I headed up to my room after, and had a long, full nap, waking up in time to finish packing up and picking a hotel for the night before checking out. With nothing else to do for the day, I took the short drive over to Duncan Park Stadium, the historic park in town that was replaced by the one I visited the day before. As I was wandering around, I met a woman originally from Philly who was walking her dog. I talked with her a bit, finished seeing what I could of the old park, before heading out to grab some gas and head out on the road around noon in a light rain.

Outside of the rain, it was a decent enough drive without many issues, though I was unexplainably weary for most of it and had to struggle to keep alert. I'm not sure if it was just all the driving catching up to me or not, but here we are.

I nevertheless safely pulled into my hotel a little before 4 PM in an isolated little enclave. I checked in and dragged my stuff up my fancy suite just before the skies opened up with thunderstorms. I ignored that and unpacked into my luxurious room and then took a long nap before showering and shaving and getting dressed to find some dinner. I went down and asked the receptionist, but she wasn't from the area, so I went with my plan to go a Southern, employee-owned restaurant called "Lucky 37."

I was worried about getting there right before closing, but they close the doors at the time they take last orders, which is really smart. I was served a charming older lady, and started with something called "Voodoo Sauce Pizza," and on the recommendation of the waitress, I got the fried half chicken. Both were exquisite. They also had a vanilla wafer cheesecake, which against better judgment, I ordered, but I was unable to finish. I drove back to the hotel, went up to the room, and splayed out and caught up on podcasts for the evening, calling my mother and getting to bed early.

The Accommodations:

SpringHill Suites, Cary, NC

I decided to splurge a little bit, as this might be my last hotel stay on the trip, and I would be spending all night there. It was additionally right down the street from where I needed to be the next day and wasn't that expensive, so it was a no-brainer to go with the SpringHill Suites in Cary.

The room opened up on combo dinning/living room. There was a half kitchen on the left and a pull-out couch and built-in desk on the right. Past them was the bedroom, with a king-sized bed on the wall with nightstands across from a dresser and TV. A sliding door led to curiously long bathroom. The doors were right in front of the long vanity with the shower to the right. The toilet was a long, long way away in its own little hallway. I'm not sure I could have made a free throw from the shower to the toilet.

But it was cozy and comfortable and quiet, and so that's all I needed.

On a Lot More Driving, and No Game

Monday, August 3, 2026
Clifton, NJ

Outside the Game: 
I had a crappy night of sleep because my stomach was upset, no doubt by my over-eating the night before. I went down to find an outstanding breakfast buffet, almost better than the one I paid for the day before. I ate respectably, alongside a Team USA youth baseball team of some sort, and then went back up to my room for a nap. I got up and finished packing, planning for a couple of hotels depending on where I was feeling.

I checked out at noon and took the short drive to the restaurant where I was meeting my old colleague. She texted to say that her meeting was running long, so I waited inside in the AC, and after sorting out how she thought we were meeting somewhere else, she arrived and we had our lunch, only interrupted by my mother's care facility calling to try and ask me to come in, which ruined an otherwise nice lunch.

I was on my way back home at around 1:30 PM and headed out and up. It was a pretty painless drive up 95, and I called an audible and took the long way around DC and Baltimore since it was approaching 5 PM, and while there was a little rain, it was the right call, as I didn't really stop at all. The only delay was a little backup as emergency services were just showing up at a motorcycle accident where the rider had laid down his bike in the rain. Judging by the condition of the bike, this may have been the third fatal accident I saw on this trip.

When I was back on 95 north of Baltimore, I stopped off at an interstate rest stop for gas and some food. I was feeling pretty good and riding high on the JoCo I was playing on my stereo, so I decided to just head directly for home. The gods were with me, for outside of not being able to get a hold of my mom, there were really no backups on 95 at all... until I got to my exit for Clifton on the Parkway, where at 10 PM at night on a Monday for no good reason they were shutting down all the lanes except one right before my exit. I cut through the rest stop right before the exit and shamefully rode the shoulder to the exist and got home before my consciousness pooped out.

I dumped all my stuff and went to bed, ready to deal with it all the next day.

The Accommodations:
Home, sweet, Clifton

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2026 Side Trip: NC Layoff Spectacular

Gastonia

On Yet More Driving, Interrupted by Another Ballgame

CaroMont Health Park, 2026

Friday, July 31, 2026
Hagerstown Flying Box Cars vs. Gastonia Ghost Peppers
CaroMont Health Park
Atlantic League (independent)
Gastonia, NC
7:00 PM 

Outside the Game:
I had a better night's sleep, and still woke up a little late for the breakfast buffet. But I wasn't missing much. It was a sad little offering, and I ate what I could manage of it before heading back up to my room for a nap.

I awoke, showered, packed, and planned my hotel for the night near the next stadium. I was out the door at 11 AM, and on the road for another four-hour drive across the unending state.

It was a decent drive, with a little construction blockage, but nothing too bad. I pulled in yet again near 3 PM around the corner from the hotel for the night and grabbed a quick lunch at Hardy's before finishing the drive and queuing up to check in at the Holiday Inn. I went up to my room, prepped, and napped.

I groggily revived, freshened up a bit, and then took the quick drive to the park around 5 PM. I parked in the lot of an abandoned store next door (apparently an approved lot), and walked over to buy my ticket and confirm I was okay parking there. I walked around and did all my outside photos, looking at the abandoned Coke bottling plant next door and eventually wandering into the bar just beyond the outfield walls because of a petting zoo they had set up outside with goats. Also, it was air conditioned, so any port in a brutally muggy storm. I played some pinball for a while and was just checking my phone when a woman came up to me to tell me that I looked just like Joaquin Phoenix. I wasn't quite sure what to do with this information, as it had been years since anyone told me I looked like anyone, and I'm not sure she was being complimentary with the comparison, as she kept talking about the Joker.

Seriously, though. Goats.

That was enough to make me leave the conditioned confines of the bar, and I eventually entered the park when the gates opened at 6 PM.

After the happy conclusion of the game, I packed into the car and started the short drive back to my hotel. However, it would be longer than expected, as the cops had shut off nearly all lanes of the one road I needed to get back to the hotel. Following the lead of someone in front of me, I did an illegal U-turn to get access to the one open lane, and driving by, I saw what they were circled around: a car burnt down to its frame, which was the second probable fatality I had seen so far driving on this trip, and it wasn't making me feel good about the karma around it at all.

Back at the hotel, I waited in line to buy some nightcap sliders and a Gatorade to replace everything I had just sweated out at the game. I ate my goods, took a shower, did a little prep, and then went to bed after unsuccessfully trying to call my mom.

The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, CaroMont Health Park

Say what you will about CaroMont Health Park, but outside of the painfully generic name, it is not a painfully generic ballpark. The promenade goes around the park, and there is one seating area as per usual, but it is only five rows deep and right up against the field, so every seat offers an incredibly close view of the action. There is just a second deck of luxury seats right behind home plate, but also patio bars in the outfield corners, with the play area in right field. The scoreboard rises in center-right field against a tree-lined backdrop, above the curiously closed Gas House Bar & Grille. (Apparently, the namesake sponsor closed in between seasons.)

There are plenty of interesting extras, such as local area sports memorabilia in center, and a rent-a-charger station on the promenade. The main concessions are located flanking a dining area at home plate. Even mascot Peppy isn't generic, looking like a pepper man high on his own supply. Points against it for being a bouncy turf field that sent ground-rules doubles flying out of the park. There were a lot of duck-themed events between innings, with some local connection that I might not know.

There was a post-game MVP interview, and because of how the field is laid out, all the players have to walk passed the fans (usually seeking autographs or photos) on the way out of the park, which was another nice nod to fan interaction at the park, and the fans seemed to appreciate it.

The park is in the nascent "FUSE" district (Franklin Urban Sports Entertainment) that is clearly trying to re-vitalize an old factory section of town where the manufacturing has closed down decades ago. It is still a work in progress, but they are at least trying, which is all you can ask. It also sports Dr. Pepper/RC cola, which I think is a first for me, and is odd this far south, especially with an abandoned Coca-Cola plant next door.

 

At the Game with Oogie:

A "Gleezy" dog of some manner

I did my normal turn around the park, getting my pictures, hitting the team store, and then scaring up something to eat. The local favorite that was touted was the "gleezy dog," so I purchased the loaded dog and some fires and a drink. The attendant at the concession asked me if I was a surfer, which lead me to believe she hadn't met any surfers recently. It was also pretty disconcerting after the incident earlier at the bar.

I got a seat in the shade right by the home dugout down first base, which was good, because it was swelteringly hot and humid. I was in the same row as one of the player's girlfriends. She was sitting in my row all by herself, reading a book for most of the game. There was an Asian family in front of me, with the father dutifully explaining to his youngest daughter what was going on in the game. Behind me was another family with some rambunctious boys, as they can be. They apparently knew the starting pitcher for the Ghost Peppers, who they kept referring to as "Coach Nick." When Coach Nick left the game, they ran off somewhere, and the mother told me that I looked exactly like a professor she knows.

At this point, I was close to freaking out, because what the actual hell? She saw my reaction, and she pulled out a picture on her phone of an older Jewish gentleman whose only resemblance to me was having a beard. I did not know what to do at this juncture, and just resolved to stop talking to people at all costs for the remainder of the evening.

The Game:

First pitch, Boxcars vs. Ghost Peppers

This contest between the Hagerstown Flying Boxcars and the Gastonia Ghost Peppers was a much more sedate affair than the game the day before, but it also had a perfecto going through three.

The Boxcars squandered a single and walk in the top of the first, and Gastonia went in order. Hagerstown had a walk, a double, and another walk to load the bases in the second, but still managed not to score, and the Ghost Peppers went in order again. The Boxcars finally got it together in the third, with three home runs interspersed with a double and single to jump out to a 5-0 lead. Not to be outdone, Gastonia strung together two infield singles, a double, a walk, and a grand salami to tie it up in the bottom of the third (and break up the perfect game dramatically).

Hagerstown faced the same starting pitcher (Coach Nick, it would seem) in the fourth, who bounced back quite nicely and struck out the side. The Ghost Peppers also went in order. Coach Nick got the Boxcars in order in the fifth again before hitting the showers, but Gastonia strung a double and three straight walks into a run to take a 6-5 lead. Hagerstown went in order again in the top of the sixth, and so did the Ghost Peppers, but with a single in the middle that got thrown out trying to stretch a single to a double.

The Boxcars tied it up in the top of the seventh, thanks to a hit batsman, error, infield single, and a sacrifice fly. Gastonia took back the lead in their half similarly, with an infield single, error, and three-run homer, to take it to 9-6. Hagerstown went in order in the eighth, and the Ghost Peppers only had a walk to show for the bottom of the frame. The Boxcars went in order in their last licks in the ninth, and the home team walked away with the 9-6 victory.

The Scorecard:

Hagerstown Boxcars. Gastonia Ghost Peppers, 7/31/26. Ghost Peppers win, 9-6.

With the lack of a home scorecard, I was using the Huntington Baseball Company "Official Scorecard," a small-form factor stand-alone card. The cover and back were just advertisements with some summary information, while the interior fold held all of the scorecard proper.

It has ten player lines with one substitution, and each scoring square had a pre-printed diamond and four lined sectors. The batting lines had AB, R, H, and BB, and the inning totals had H and R. It had six pitching lines and totaled IP, H, R, ER, BB, and K. Each team had batting totals for 2B, 3B, and HR, and fielding totals for DP and E. The scorecard overall was a little cramped, but functional. There was enough space to sneak in some notes, but with all the space dedicated to batting and fielding, I think some more space could be found.

As opposed to the previous game, there was a lot less of note this time. I made a note about an error in the seventh where the catcher tried and failed to make sliding catch, I noted about a caught stealing in the bottom of the sixth where a runner was trying to stretch a single, and identified the strikeout player of the game (who did not oblige).

The Accommodations:

Holiday Inn Express, Gastonia, NC

I had a bit of a choice for the night, and as it was just another sleepover, I didn't want anything too fancy, but I also wanted something a little more than the night before, so I grabbed an always reasonable Holiday Inn Express. It was just down the street from the park that apparently just had been renovated.

My room had a bathroom with toilet and tub right off the entrance to the right, with the standard king-sized bed, nightstands, and easy chair on one side, and dresser and desk on the other.

Clean, quiet, and good enough.

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2026 Side Trip: NC Layoff Spectacular

Wilson

On a Lot of Driving

Wednesday, July 29, 2026
Springfield, VA

Outside the Game:
So, I had gotten laid off in the middle of July. Which was objectively not great. I decided to get in some travelling while I was still getting paid, so I made a quick plan to go down to the Carolinas and pick up the spares that had risen up since the world ended.

This particular day I woke up after another bad night's sleep. I was feeling stress for some reason. It was never properly defined.

I eventually dragged myself out of bed and got started on my daily tasks, taking a late nap and prepping the house for my absence. I got all my bags and headed out around 3 PM, making a quick stop at the post office as I left town.

The drive was not complicated, just long. I took the Parkway to the Turnpike, and then it was pretty much staying on 95 until the end of time. The drive did not begin fortuitously, as while still technically in north NJ, I saw a bird flying across the turnpike get hit by a car and live, only to be completely crushed by the following car. It was a powerful image that would stay with me for the rest of the drive, or at least until I passed another accident just before leaving NJ (with a truck that had clearly flipped a few times and was facing the wrong direction) that got to occupy my subconscious for the rest of the drive

The drive itself--scarring images notwithstanding--actually went pretty well. There was some rain that held things up a little, but I otherwise dodged heavy traffic effectively, hitting the Philly metro area before rush hour and the Baltimore/DC area afterwards. My biggest obstacle was not paying attention to my phone and having to hook it directly up to power on the road, as the long run on cell service constantly giving out directions nearly drained it to nothing.

Nonetheless, I got to the hotel around 7:30 PM, and I checked in and dumped my bags before heading across the street to a big mall to get some dinner before places started closing. I saw a restaurant called "Maggiano's" that turned out to be a chain, but I hadn't had Italian out in a while, and it had to be better than Olive Garden, as being worse than Olive Garden is impossible. And it turned out to be a great deal better. It was a corporate chain trying to emulate mid-scale Italian bistros, and in that, it succeeded. The food didn't end the world, but it was serviceable for what it was, and, as it turned out, I ended up over-ordering anyway.

I called my mother as I waddled back to the hotel. I got set up in the room, caught up on a few videos, and was in bed by 10 PM.

The Accommodations:

Wingate, Springfield, VA

My goal for the night was to get a safe amount south of DC so I didn't have to deal with all that the next day, so I picked a Wingate hotel just off 95 a little over 4:15 from home as the crow flies. Outside of getting put right by the elevator (which didn't turn out to be an issue), the hotel was exactly what I wanted.

The bathroom with tub and shower was just off the entrance to the right. The main room had a king bed, nightstands, and chair on one side of the room and desk, dresser, TV, and fridge on the other side of the room. It was generic, uninspired, comfortable, and clean, so it did what it needed.

On More Driving, Interrupted by a Ballgame

Wilson Ballpark, 2026

Thursday, July 30, 2026
Fredericksburg Nationals (Washington Nationals) vs. Wilson Warbirds (Milwaukee Brewers)
Wilson Ballpark
Carolina League (A)
Wilson, NC
7:00 PM 

Outside the Game:
I slept weird, having odd, inexplicably British-themed dreams that make even less sense in retrospect. I kept waking and falling back to sleep, eventually rising a little late for the start of the breakfast buffet, but I was quickly downstairs for a rather pedestrian offering. Just as I finished eating, a man came in and cleaned the place out. He was sporting second or third-degree sunburn on his face and arms, but milky white everyplace else, and he reeked as though he hadn't showed since he was burned. People literally fled from his presence, and I quickly retreated back to my room, happy I had made it down in time to eat before he arrived.

I went back to the room for some naps. I exercised, showered, packed, and planned for that night, booking a hotel near the ballpark. With another four-hour drive ahead of me, I was out at 11 AM sharp, checking out and grabbing gas before heading back onto the road. I returned a call to a recruiter on the way, and fought with some traffic south of DC partly because the little voice in my phone didn't take me on the express lanes, so I lost a good half hour there.

The rest of the drive was pretty uneventful, and I stopped at a Wendy's right around the corner from my hotel at 3 PM ET for a quick lunch and to call the park to see when they open. I then drove around the corner and checked in. I went up to my room and had a nap, then prepped for a bit before striking out to the park. I was originally going to meet a friend in this area tonight, but since their schedules moved, I decided to just go to the game tonight, since I was already there, and meet up with them on the way home.

I took the short drive to the park and couldn't find the lot. I parked on the street to buy a ticket and was informed that there isn't a lot per se, and I should just park on the street. I found a place a block or so from the stadium and jumped out to take pictures of the outside of the park and the Whirligig sculpture park just beyond left field. I saw a batting practice home run clear the fence, and I was able to pick it up in the parking lot, it having somehow managed to avoid damaging any cars foolishly parked in the crossfire.

Free money

I was still a little early, and there was a museum for the sculpture park right there. The Whirligig museum was closed, but there was a small, air-conditioned photography museum in the same building, so I looked around in there for a bit. I had to wait to enter, as the one person who was manning the museum needed to go to the bathroom just as I arrived. I was able to take in the small, but interesting, museum before heading out as the gates opened.

Fanciful

On the way out of the park, I gave the ball from BP to a kid in a blatant attempt to garner some positive karma. I was back to my car just as the fireworks ended, and I was blocks away before anyone that stayed returned to their cars. It was a quick drive back to the hotel, where I did some light paperwork and went right to bed.

The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, Wilson Field

The generically named and clearly waiting-for-a-sponsor Wilson Ballpark was a little bit of a generic park in many ways. It had the one layer of seats stretching down from a promenade that circles the entire park under a second level that stretched from first to third base. There's a patio bar and kid's area in left field, a bar area under the scoreboard in center, and another patio area in right.

The view gave it some difference and a bit of dichotomy. The under-construction condos along the third-base line were generic enough, but the Whirligig park in left gave it some whimsy, and the rusted-out water tower in right provided reminders of the industrial past of the city. The mascot, Wilt (the Warbird), and the between-inning entertainments were suitably generic as well, but they kept the crowd entertained.

At the Game with Oogie:

Corn dog bites and Gatorade

I did my normal laps of the place, taking pictures and hitting the team store and the concessions stand. I settled on corn dog bites and Gatorade for dinner. I was also able to score the rosters and lineups, as well as a free souvenir cup, from guest services.

I had seats down the first base line, thankfully in the shade as requested. There was a young couple next to me on the aisle, but there were a lot of empty seats around me, most likely from season ticket holders not here for the weekday game. A group of the game's vendor sponsors, all in the same company-green shirts, had a bank of tickets in the next section over on the left and were progressively more drunk as the evening went on.

The Game:

First pitch, Nationals vs. Warbirds

The late-season match-up between the Fredericksburg Nationals and the Wilson Warbirds started out as an incredibly quick affair, but dragged out in the later innings to a standard three hours.

The Nationals started the game with two walks and a single, but didn't get anything across. Wilson went in order. Both sides went in order in the second, and in the third, the Nats went in order, and Wilson almost did, with a two-out error ending the perfect game, but getting put out on the same play to end the inning.

Fredericksburg went in order in the fourth, but the Warbirds got their first hit (an infield "single" that should have been an error), chasing the starting pitcher, before getting a single and nothing else. The Nationals only had a walk to show for the fifth, but Wilson finally got someone on the board with a double, stolen base, and a single, staking them to a 1-0 lead after five. Fredericksburg came alive in the top of the sixth, with a walk, two singles, and an error leading to two runs, placing them out front, 2-1. The Warbirds led off their half with a triple, brought home on a sac fly, to tie it at 2.

Both teams went in order in the seventh. In the eighth, Fredericksburg scored again with a single, double, and sacrifice fly getting the lead back at 3-2. The Warbirds went in order. The Nats went in order in the top of the ninth, but Wilson tied it up with another triple and a single, but despite another walk, they couldn't walk it off, leaving it knotted at 3-3 after the regulation nine.

With the zombie runner on, Fredericksburg went on a tear in the tenth, with two double and two singles brining in four to make it 7-3. The Warbirds were only able to scrape together a couple of walks, and went down with a whimper.

The Scorecard:

Fredericksburg Nationals vs. Wilson Warbirds, 07/30/26. The Nationals won, 7-3.

As expected, there wasn't a home scorecard for the game, so I decided to get some Reisner Scoring reps in with the 7-2 Double Play Small Ball book. It is a small form-factor design that has nine player lines with one replacement and six unnumbered columns with pre-printed diamonds (dots), designed for Reisner scoring only. There are places just for the names of pitches, notes, and summary data on the bottom of each team.

Scoring with the Reisner method again took some getting user to, and I found a very big weakness with the system: It cannot properly handle Manfred Runners. I initially tried to split the boxes for the zombie runners, but I ended up re-writing both zombie runner frames in unused cells and annotating them.

There was a lot going on this game. The visiting pitcher had a perfect game through nearly three. A home batter in the second was clearly hit on the knuckles, but no hit batsman was awarded. The perfecto was blown in the bottom of the third when the third baseman threw wild to first, but it bounded back to the second baseman perfectly, who threw to the shortstop, who tagged out the batter trying to stretch to two. The first hit of the game was awarded an infield hit when it was clearly an E6. In the bottom of the ninth, there was a foul ball at home plate that was originally a 2U-3-4t DP, but the ball was subsequently called dead.

The home team got five strikeouts, so everyone got a free 20 oz. Pepsi from Circle K.

The Accommodations:

Days Inn, Wilson, NC

Since this was essentially a nap hotel, I didn't really splurge, going for a Days Inn just down the road from the ballpark. It was definitely budget, but it was clean and quiet, so whatever. The check-in person was overly talkative, but that was just the capital-S South.

My room was on the second floor, off a promenade. The room had a king-sized bed, night tables and a desk on one side of the room and a dresser, TV, and lounge chair on the other. The vanity was at the back of the room, leading into the bathroom with toilet and tub on the left.

Nothing fancy; it did its job.

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2026 Side Trip: NC Layoff Spectacular

Malone, NY

On a Day of Bad Omens

Thursday, July 2, 2026
Malta, NY

Outside the Game: 
The stress of the short work week had me up early this particular morning, and it correctly anticipated the stress-filled day of work that I was to have. In addition to being continually yelled at about resourcing and budgeting problems that were out of my control, we were desperately trying to get some work out the door only semi-successfully, as the remaining staff that were there all had a foot out the door or were overwhelmed with the demands of other people who also wanted to get the hell out of Dodge.

I was cooking and doing laundry in the background of the chaos, when the biggest sign from god possible flashed from the heavens and into a telephone pole right outside my house. I was refilling my water bottle in the kitchen when I heard screeching tires, constant horns, and then a crash of metal and then a larger crash of metal, closer than the last. I went out to my porch office to see a car had plowed into the telephone pole fifty feet from my window the way you see in cartoon car crashes, with the entire front end wrapped comically around the pole. The crash had also left the car's horn permanently on. I didn't see what happened, but the other crash-damaged car in the median led me to surmise that those two cars hit each other and sent the former into the telephone pole.

After seeing if there was any danger of the pole coming down (it was unmarked and unaffected by the impact), I saw that all parties in both cars seemed to be uninjured. The police arrived, quickly followed by three additional police cars, three fire trucks, an ambulance, and two tow trucks. The participants in the accident were across the street, both yelling at a neighbor who had apparently witness the accident and neither appeared to like what that neighbor had to say on the matter.

This was a little after 4 PM, and I still had work to do. Specifically, I had to do a lot of math, which was made more difficult by the constant horn that eventually faded out with the car's battery after a half hour or so. The portends for someone who was going to be driving ten hours in the next few days was as clear as day, yet here I was.

The cars all started to leave in the reverse order of their arrival, the tow trucks taking away the stricken cars, then the ambulance (empty, thankfully), then the fire trucks, and eventually all that was left was a solitary cop car, presuming filing paperwork in the hundred-degree heat.

Work eventually wrapped up, and I started planning at about 6 PM. I booked my hotels for the next two nights as I was packing, and then I headed straight out on the road.

There was an unexpected amount of traffic at the crossover into NY for a Thursday approaching 8 PM, but I eventually made it through to clear sailing, until the skies opened up on I-78 at some point in the darkness in NY just before 9 PM. The rain got so intense at points that we were crawling along, trying to keep the tail lights of the car in front of us in view, and during this deluge, I called my mom from the car. As I hung up with her, we finally outpaced the storm, and it was clear sailing the rest of the way to the hotel. I pulled in a little after ten, to be greeted by far too chipper college kids manning the front desk who had me checked in and had me on my way in no time at all. I parked my car, dragged my stuff up to my room, and got ready and into bed by 11:30 PM.

The Accommodations:

Hyatt, Malta, NY

Sometimes, you accidentally book too much room for a sleepover stay. The cost was barely over $100 bucks, but I managed to book a suite in the Hyatt in Malta, NY, just south of Saratoga. The room opened into a living room with pull-out couch and coffee table, across from a small kitchenette and a desk. There was a king-sized bed and end tables in the bedroom across from a dresser and TV, and a vanity sink outside of bathroom with shower and toilet.

I lounged around as much as I could to make the most of it, but it was far more room than I needed just to sleep in and have a lazy morning.

On Into Every Life a Little Rain Must Fall, Again

Veterans Field, 2026

Friday, July 3, 2026
Malone Border Hounds vs. North Country Thunderbirds
Veterans Field
Empire League of Professional Baseball
Malone, NY
5:00 PM 

 

Outside the Game:
I was up early after having slept poorly for some reason or other. I was at the breakfast buffet just as it opened, and what a buffet it was. Hot food, well cooked, along with all the expected continental stuff. I ate a ton, as I was a little peckish from the night before, and I ate several servings before retreating back up to my room for another make-up nap.

I packed and planned when I awoke, then took a shower and checked out, getting back on the road a little after 11 AM. It was a decent drive for the rest of the way with no major hiccups. I pulled off after an hour to get gas, and found that two gas stations at the exit were either having power problems or hadn't been refilled yet, but the third establishment got me gassed up and back on the road. I decided to wait until turning off the interstate to catch some fast food, and lost my bet when I declined a Subway at the intersection, only top find there was nothing but farm road for most of the remains of the drive.

When I did finally pull into town, I went straight to the drive-in on the eastern outskirts that I had visited the year before and grabbed some ridiculous burger or other with too many fries and a homemade fountain grape soda.

Thus fortified, I made the short drive to the hotel and checked in with another all-too-pleasant desk clerk. I parked up and unpacked for the day before taking a nap to get the drive off of me. I was back out the door at 4:30 PM, and I arrived shortly thereafter, enduring a small rain shower on my commute.

Later than I was expecting, I was out of the park after the game with a newly washed car. I needed to stop at the Walgreens by the hotel because I forgot to pack toothpaste, but I pulled in just to find out they had just closed. I went across the street to the convenience store and paid through the nose for a travel toothpaste and some snacks.

I was pack at the hotel and up in my room in a flash. I showered up and tried to call my mother as I caught up on podcasts and the like for the rest of the evening before an early night's sleep.

The Stadium & Fans:

Center to home, Veterans Field

Veterans Field is literally an old VFW field that they upgraded by adding a scoreboard, some clubhouses made of barn parts, a covered grandstand behind home plate, and a batting cage and additional bleachers. It was a very stripped-down affair, but it had its own appeal. The supports for the grandstand blocked the field a little, but you hardly noticed.

The scoreboard a simple box-score digital affair, and it wasn't well insulated against the weather, as it glitched out when the rain came later in the game. The lack of lights came into play even with a 5 PM start-time, as the rain delay pushed the game to eventually be called early for darkness.

The only entertainment between innings was the PA announcer and some music piped in through the system. Locals gave a burly hound dog chant in support of the team, and as both of the teams that called the place home were playing each other, it was a mixed bag of supporters, especially after the rain caused everyone to seek shelter in the grandstand.

Unlike some Empire League parks, there was a concessions stand that served up cheap grub, so it had that going for it. Also worth mentioning was that the umpires were comically dimorphic, with the home plate umpire being a tall, burly gentleman and the field ump being a diminutive fellow of slight build.

At the Game with Oogie:

Red Hot and Gatorade

This was a small-time affair, and once I paid my admission at the gate, I had the run of the park. I took my pictures as I needed and then went to the concessions stand. There were a bunch of elderly volunteers running the place, and I ordered up a local hot dog and a Gatorade and grabbed a seat in the covered home plate grandstand before the game started.

There were about a hundred or so people at the game spread out around the park, which is actually a percentage point or two of the small town's total population. An older couple were in front of me, a grandma with her granddaughter on my right, and the guy doing the play-by-play for the online radio feed was sitting at the top of the bleachers behind me. (I was able to pick up a bit about the game from him.)

During the rain delay, I got to talking a little with the couple in front of me. Everyone was watching the players/groundskeepers trying to get the field into playing shape for two hours. The crowd reduced by a little, but most people stayed. I figured some of them were the rides for some players after the game, so they couldn't leave until they did.

I went to the concessions stand to get an order of onion rings before they closed it up for the night, and I got talking to a player who thought I was press because of the camera. He said that they didn't have any Diamond Dry, so they were just hoping the field would soak up enough of the water that they could continue playing, but he wasn't optimistic.

He was proven wrong, as play did resume, and as the game ended, I turned to the play-by-play guy to ask about the courtesy runner the catcher had gotten in the first. A guy in the bottom the stands answered, and also asked me if I was press. He was the father of one of the players for the Thunderbirds. He had been playing in the Atlantic League for the Long Island Ducks until last week when he got cut, so he came up here to continue playing. The family eventually pulled him away, so I said my goodbyes and went out to my car.

The Game:

First pitch, Border Hounds vs. Thunderbirds

This was a weird one for a bunch of reasons. To start, the North Country Thunderbirds were sharing the field with the home-team Malone Border Hounds, so the Thunderbirds were the home team for this game.

The top of the first began promisingly for the Border Hounds, with a leadoff error and an infield single ultimately going for naught. North Country similarly stranded a two-out double and a walk. Things got going in the second with back-to-back homers to get Malone on the board with a 2-0 lead. That lasted until the bottom of the inning, when the Thunderbirds hit got an infield single and a homer to tie the game before getting another double and walk to strand again. The Border Hounds got the lead back in the third with a leadoff single, a passed ball, and another single regaining the lead at 3-2. North Country took the lead right back with a walk, hit batsman, and a home run to get it to 5-3 at the end of three.

Malone just had a stranded single to show off for the top of the fourth, while the T-Birds manufactured another run, but with a break. Rain began to fall after the first batter walked, and he stole his way to third before a thunderstorm warning pulled the teams off the field with two outs. As the teams had rainouts in their pockets already and they were trying to get to a complete game before nearby lightning forced them off the field, they were trying to sneak in five innings before the rain got too bad. Two hours later, they resumed play, after the players-groundskeepers got the field in working order again, for a walk and a single to drive in the runner at third to make it 6-3. The Border Hounds just had a walk to show for the top of the fifth (and an official game at last), and North Country just had a walk in the bottom of the inning. Malone got on base with a two-out error in the sixth, but stranded him, and the Thunderbirds had a two-out hit batsman that was also left on base.

Double-duty

As the seventh began, the sun was setting quickly on the lightless field, and the officials announced that any delay of game of more than 15 seconds would be called an out. Malone tried to get something go with a two-out hit batsman, but it died on the vine in the fading light, ending the game for darkness after 7 played.

The Scorecard:

Malone Border Hounds vs. North Country Thunderbirds, 7/2/26. Thunderbirds win, 6-3.

I was trying out the notebook-formatted small ball Scorebook from 72DoublePlay.com. It is an interesting experiment to get a truly pocket scorebook by using the Reisner method of continuous scoring, no stat lines, and a minimum of space.

Each team had nine player lines with space for one replacement. There were six contiguous scoring columns. There were space for six pitchers with no stats, and six lines for notes. At the bottom of the visitor's part of the inning was a box score, and at the bottom of the home team page was a stat line for the game. Each scoring square had four diamond points to fill in the baseline as the runner progressed.

It was an intriguing experiment, but the printing came off with any erasing, so that needs to be fixed. I found myself re-writing in scorecard lines that had erased away. Also, I wonder if the scorecard can handle a high-scoring game, as this one only went seven and there was a chance of running out of room.

As for the game itself, there weren't a lot of interesting scoring plays of note, outside of the increased fielding errors, hit batsmen, and walks you expect in the low indies. The pitcher for the Thunderbirds hit for himself and got cries of "Ohtani" when he raked a homer early in the game.

To account for having to show pitcher and inning changes, I used red ink for pitching changes and black lines for inning changes. I'd probably do squiggles for pitcher changes if I only had one color.

The league has a courtesy runner rule for catchers on base to speed up the game not waiting for catchers to put back on their gear. I noted the various rain delays, as well as the 10-minute warning at the end of the game that had 90-second inning breaks and any delay of game more than 15 seconds was an automatic out.

I also wrote "called for darkness" for perhaps the first and last time at a pro game.

The Accommodations:

Red Roof Inn+, Malone, NY

I hadn't stayed at a Red Roof in a long time, having had it conflated in my mind with Motel 6 and bad experiences therein. It is a budget hotel to be sure, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought I remembered.

The bathroom with tub was right at the entrance to my room, and the room itself held two queen beds and nightstands on one side and a desk, dresser, and TV on the other.

It was a little shabby at the edges, but it was meticulously clean and maintained.

On the Holiday

Saturday, July 4, 2026
Clifton, NJ

Outside the Game:
I was up early after an odd evening of sleep with some odd dreams.

As soon as the breakfast opened, I wandered down to be greeted by a cheery front desk manager and made up a decent breakfast in the definition of a decent breakfast spread. I loaded up on bread and cereal in the indelible Red-Roof colored plastic bowls and sat and ate as wave after waves of active-duty Army personnel strolled through. I'm not sure what the deal was, but a ton of army men were at the hotel with me.

After I ate, I wandered back to the room for a nap. I woke up again to pack up and exercise before checking what was on the agenda for today. Roadside America yielded nothing of interest along my driving route, but there was an antiques market on the way out of town.

I packed up my car and check out right at 10 AM, but upon driving over to the antiques market, I found it was closed, likely for the holiday. So I pointed my car southeast and headed out to the road.

I clearly didn't check my Google Map closely, because I was again dragged through the country farmland roads, though in the morning daylight this was less of a concern than the dark of night in inclement weather. I did have one big scare, as the map directions took me on the main street straight of some town or another in upstate that was prepping to have its July 4th parade down the road I was on. I lucked out in that I was going in the opposite direction of the soon-to-happen parade, so I snuck through at the last minute, and after an hour or so I was very happily on the interstate south.

There as not much to it after that. Once on the NY Thruway, I stopped at a rest stop for a lunch at Panera. I picked up some snacks for the car, added in some scones and figs at a farmer's market set up outside, and then was back on the road for the rest of the drive home. After five hours, I became quite goofy for the last half hour of the drive, mostly screaming the chorus for Home on the Range for reasons that seemed valid at the time.

After that half hour, I found myself in my driveway baking under 100-degree heat, but happily unpacking and ready for some laundry and settling up. I grilled a porterhouse for dinner and that was about that for "America 250," as the neighborhood sounded like Beirut from fireworks both professional and amateur.

The Accommodations:
Home, sweet Clifton

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2026 Stand-Alone Trip

Peoria

On Turning Two

Dozer Park, 2026

Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Cedar Rapids Kernals (Twins) vs. Peoria Chiefs (Cardinals)
Dozer Park
Midwest League (A+)
Peoria, IL
7:05 PM 

Outside the Game:
And so we pick up this day again around 1:30 PM. The good news was the schools had started leaving at 1 PM and were nearly all gone by the time I went to get into my car and point it toward Peoria.

The early ride was marred with construction and lane closures, but it was not greatly improved when I was dumped into interminable farmland in the middle of nowhere. The landscapes were gorgeous, but endlessly repetitive and the ride seemed to go on much longer than the two and a half hours on the books. I was almost heartened by the "Pair-o-Dice" casino that at least marked the outskirts of this godforsaken town.

I pulled into my Peoria hotel a little after 4 PM. The front desk person was a nice college girl who was in the middle of her training by a more senior member of staff. I got processed quickly enough and parked and did a quick dump-out at the my room before taking the short walk to the stadium.

The walk takes you right past the two big employers in Peoria and into the heart of what they are calling the "Warehouse District." Gates weren't until an hour before gametime, so I was in less of a rush than I thought. I bought my ticket and walked around taking pictures before they let everyone in at around 6 PM.

After the game, I took the leisurely and less sunny walk back to the hotel. I bought some sliders and a drink downstairs and made some late-evening room service for myself. I showered the sweat off me and spent an evening catching up on podcasts and paperwork before settling in after calling mom.

The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, Dozer Park

I have to hand it to Caterpillar. When they bought the naming rights to the Chief's stadium just after the turn of this century, they could have just named the place "Caterpillar Field" and been done with it, but they actually spent the half-second to think about it, and call it the much more fun "Dozer Park." So, kudos there.

Tucked in the Warehouse District of Peoria, it a nice downtown park with a view of the same beyond the scoreboard in right-center, but it the same generic park design that I've come to expect. There is a single wide promenade around the park, below which is the one main seating area along the basepaths, ending in a short picnic berm in right and one that snakes its way all the way to center in left. There are the obligatory party area in the outfield corners.

But the park does try enough that I don't just sigh and forget the place. At the entrance is a statue of "Mr. Peoria Baseball," Pete Vonachen, interacting with a young fan. They also moved the batting cages to the center field batter's eye so you can watch the players take hacks before the game, and they have a grounds crew Roomba that cleans home plate.

Homer the "fire chief" Dalmatian (the teams old Native-American mascot and branding melted away for some reason in the last 20 years) is on-hand to help with the standard between-inning fare of contests and races and whatnot.

At the Game with Oogie:

Italian beef

I got in and did my regular routine, just twice in one day in a completely separate city. They had two-dollar tacos, which I partook of, but it was on a Wednesday. I mean, come on. I also succumbed to the inevitable and got an Italian Beef for ballpark dinner. Yes, chef.

I got seats in the shade behind home plate. There was only one guy in the row behind me, but a couple of rows ahead, there was a family with their dog, as it was Bark in the Park, and he was a good boy.

Good doggy

Of perhaps more interest were the very obvious two scouts sitting a little to my right. I often get mistaken for a scout or a reporter (mostly because of the camera), but if you have done this as much as I have, the actual scouts are really easy to pick out, especially when they are tanned a deep, rich earth tone like these two gentlemen from the Giants' organization. I can only suspect they were here for the debut of the Peoria pitcher, but they did stay the entire game.

These are what scouts look like

I did get a laugh out of them when during a particularly tenacious at-bat in the top of the ninth, I quipped after yet another foul ball, "Now you're just wasting balls." I feel I achieved something.

The Game:

First pitch, Kernals vs. Chiefs

The Cedar Rapids Kernals and the Peoria Chiefs faced off on a hot early summer evening, but sparks did not fly.

The Kernals jumped out early, getting two runs off three walks and a double in the top of the first. Peoria squandered a couple of baserunners largely due to an inning-ending double-play in their half. Cedar Rapids only had a single in the top of the second, while the Chiefs stranded a leadoff error. The Kernals left a couple on the in the top of the third, while Peoria got one back in the bottom of the inning thanks to a double, wild pitch, and groundout, making it 2-1.

Cedar Rapids got that run right back in the fourth with a single and double, while the Chiefs went in order, leaving it 3-1. A leadoff walk got erased on a double-play, letting the Kernals go in order in the fifth, while Peoria went in order the traditional way. Cedar Rapids went in order again in the sixth, while the Chiefs stranded two runners in their half.

In their turn, the Kernals also stranded two runners in the top of the seventh, and Peoria went in order. Cedar Rapids managed to scrape an unearned run in the eighth, with two infield hits, a passed ball, and a wild pitch, to extend their lead to 4-1. The Chiefs got it back with a two-out solo homer in the later half of the inning, to close it to 4-2. The Kernals got a baserunner on a dropped strikeout, but couldn't do anything with it, while Peoria made a last-ditch attempt at winning the game. A leadoff double was followed by a walk and another double, only getting one run in to make it 4-3, but three straight outs followed, and the game ended at that score.

The Scorecard:

Cedar Rapid Kernals vs. Peoria Chiefs, 5/20/26. Kernals win, 4-2.

I was using the BWAA again thanks to death of local scorecards due to the pandemic. This game was quick with only a handful of interesting scoring bits.

This game was the debut of the Peoria starting pitcher. He sadly barely made it into the fourth, owning a 7.36 ERA at the end of it, with more earned runs and walks (3 each) than strikeouts (2).

There was an infield hit in the wild top of the eighth that was clearly an E6, and in that same inning, there was a K-BI double play, as the batter struck out and impeded the throw at the runner on-base who was running on the pitch, and I may never see that particular DP again. The "No Hit Hitter" was no-hit. I do not recall what the prize was.

 

The Accommodations:

Staybridge Suites, Peoria

Finally utilizing my room at the end of the night, this Staybridge Suite was a little smaller than the others this trip, but not a slouch by any stretch.

The kitchen was right by the entrance, with a desk and couch on the opposite wall leading into the bedroom, where the outer wall had a dresser and TV, and the bed and nightstands were on the adjoining wall. A small vanity hallway led to the bathroom that was on the other side of the kitchen.

Comfy and quiet, and that's all I really ask for.

On Peoria

Giant dumptruck

Thursday, May 21, 2026
Peoria, IL

Outside the Game: 
Thanks to the two-city double-header the night before, I had pretty much nothing on the agenda for the day, which is odd for these trips.

I was up early and made a lazy morning of it. I was up before the breakfast buffet even opened and had to wait a bit until it did, had an average breakfast, and went back to my room for "Lazy Morning Part II, Electric Boogaloo."

I did some planning and trying to work out my last three days. The only teams that were home were five-or-so hour drives each way, and I didn't have that in my old bones, plus I wanted to spend a day at the Volo Museum. I got it into my head to perhaps see the Cubs game the next day. But I needed to work out where I'd be staying: holiday weekend in Chicago at the last minute wouldn't be cheap, and so few hotels even have parking. It turned out there was a place in Lincoln Park, of all places, that might work, but I couldn't get in touch with the hotel itself to see if it would work out or not before the checkout time came.

I asked if I could leave my car for the afternoon, packed up when answered in the affirmative, and headed out to see what there was to see of Peoria.

Ah, Peoria, easily the lesser of the two American Peorias. Its boosters say that it is a city with a small-town feel at the crossroads of the Midwest (equidistant from Chicago and St. Louis), with an affordable lifestyle and just enough to keep things interesting. Detractors say it is a two-factory town (healthcare and tractors) that is a glorified suburb in the middle of a cultural wasteland.

Richard Pryor left Peoria as soon as he could.

My trip this day seemed to bear both out. My first stop was a statue of native son Richard Pryor (who left as soon as he was able) and then over to one of the big employers in town at the Caterpillar Visitor's Center. You enter through a mock-up of one of their giant dump trucks, and--as warned by the ticket people--I found the insides teeming with home-schooled kids on a field trip. While corporate-positive in a way I didn't think was possible since the 1970s, it was a nice museum/propaganda piece, telling their company history while casually shilling their products. There were a couple of simulators that let me know I did not have a future in earth moving, and a couple of equipment planning games that I did better at (which leads me to believe I choose the correct profession), but the most interesting thing in the entire place was the fact that it was the Caterpillar corporate basketball team that won two Olympic gold medals in the 1950s. They just won their way to the Olympics and got gold twice. That just seems nuts today.

Just next door was one of the only other museums in town, the ambiguously named "Riverfront Museum." I was prepared to be underwhelmed, but I had to eat my pretension. It was a fine little museum on its own, but it also had the travelling Ken Burns American 250 exhibit, which was really interesting. There was also a big special exhibit about toys, but it was all toys from my youth, which made it both fun and depressing at the same time. It was very well done and quite interactive, and I might have spent more time than I want to admit at the working arcade machine corner they had set up.

They had a number of nice little displays on topics ranging from duck lures, to minerals, to the space program's local connections, as well as the first production car in America and native son Dan Fogelberg (who also left town as soon as he could). There was also an amazing metal sculpture exhibit "Bronzeville to Harlem."

Bronzeville to Harlem

I bought some popcorn outside their IMAX theater and went on my way. I was trying to decide to pull the trigger on the Cubs or not, but I ultimately resolved to keep to my "No Chicago" policy while in Illinois and just head up to Volo for the next day. I booked a hotel as close as I could to the museum and then walked back to my car.

I had a decent three hour or so drive back up to the civilized part of Illinois. I filled up my rental for my last time on the trip and grabbed some snacks/lunch for the drive. Thankfully, there was less traffic and lane closures on the way north than there had been on the way south. I pulled into the Holiday Inn complex at around 5 PM or so. The hotel was clearly there to host guests and bigwigs for conferences at the research hospital across the street. A nice lady checked me in and then I parked and went up to my room.

I unpacked, prepped for the next day, and then grabbed a shower. Not feeling too ambitious, I decided to have dinner at the nearly empty hotel restaurant while I did my laundry in the hotel basement. I leaned into it and got the steak special, which was good enough for a hotel steak. I wandered around a little until my drier was done and then took everything back to the room for a lazy night. I pre-packed everything, caught up on my podcasts and paperwork, called my mom, and had another early night of it.

The Accommodations:

Holiday Inn, Crystal Lake

As mentioned, I was at the Holiday Inn at Crystal Lake, which was a place to basically host people visiting or attending conferences at the huge hospital facility next door.

The room itself was worthy of VIPs, with a full bathroom just off the entrance, and a couch and king-sized bed and nightstands on one side of the room, and desk, dresser, and TV  on the other. The bed was indeed very comfy, and I was sprawled across it for most of the evening.

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