Friday, July 3, 2026

Malone, NY

On a Day of Bad Omens

Thursday, July 2, 2026
Malta, NY


Outside the Game: 
The stress of the short work week had me up early this particular morning, and it correctly anticipated the stress-filled day of work that I was to have. In addition to being continually yelled at about resourcing and budgeting problems that were out of my control, we were desperately trying to get some work out the door only semi-successfully, as the remaining staff that were there all had a foot out the door or were overwhelmed with the demands of other people who also wanted to get the hell out of Dodge.

I was cooking and doing laundry in the background of the chaos, when the biggest sign from god possible flashed from the heavens and into a telephone pole right outside my house. I was refilling my water bottle in the kitchen when I heard screeching tires, constant horns, and then a crash of metal and then a larger crash of metal, closer than the last. I went out to my porch office to see a car had plowed into the telephone pole fifty feet from my window the way you see in cartoon car crashes, with the entire front end wrapped comically around the pole. The crash had also left the car's horn permanently on. I didn't see what happened, but the other crash-damaged car in the median led me to surmise that those two cars hit each other and sent the former into the telephone pole.

After seeing if there was any danger of the pole coming down (it was unmarked and unaffected by the impact), I saw that all parties in both cars seemed to be uninjured. The police arrived, quickly followed by three additional police cars, three fire trucks, an ambulance, and two tow trucks. The participants in the accident were across the street, both yelling at a neighbor who had apparently witness the accident and neither appeared to like what that neighbor had to say on the matter.

This was a little after 4 PM, and I still had work to do. Specifically, I had to do a lot of math, which was made more difficult by the constant horn that eventually faded out with the car's battery after a half hour or so. The portends for someone who was going to be driving ten hours in the next few days was as clear as day, yet here I was.

The cars all started to leave in the reverse order of their arrival, the tow trucks taking away the stricken cars, then the ambulance (empty, thankfully), then the fire trucks, and eventually all that was left was a solitary cop car, presuming filing paperwork in the hundred-degree heat.

Work eventually wrapped up, and I started planning at about 6 PM. I booked my hotels for the next two nights as I was packing, and then I headed straight out on the road.

There was an unexpected amount of traffic at the crossover into NY for a Thursday approaching 8 PM, but I eventually made it through to clear sailing, until the skies opened up on I-78 at some point in the darkness in NY just before 9 PM. The rain got so intense at points that we were crawling along, trying to keep the tail lights of the car in front of us in view, and during this deluge, I called my mom from the car. As I hung up with her, we finally outpaced the storm, and it was clear sailing the rest of the way to the hotel. I pulled in a little after ten, to be greeted by far too chipper college kids manning the front desk who had me checked in and had me on my way in no time at all. I parked my car, dragged my stuff up to my room, and got ready and into bed by 11:30 PM.


The Accommodations:

Hyatt, Malta, NY

Sometimes, you accidentally book too much room for a sleepover stay. The cost was barely over $100 bucks, but I managed to book a suite in the Hyatt in Malta, NY, just south of Saratoga. The room opened into a living room with pull-out couch and coffee table, across from a small kitchenette and a desk. There was a king-sized bed and end tables in the bedroom across from a dresser and TV, and a vanity sink outside of bathroom with shower and toilet.

I lounged around as much as I could to make the most of it, but it was far more room than I needed just to sleep in and have a lazy morning.


On Into Every Life a Little Rain Must Fall, Again

Friday, July 3, 2026
Malone Border Hounds vs. North Country Thunderbirds
Veterans Field
Empire League of Professional Baseball
Malone, NY
5:00 PM 

 

Outside the Game:
I was up early after having slept poorly for some reason or other. I was at the breakfast buffet just as it opened, and what a buffet it was. Hot food, well cooked, along with all the expected continental stuff. I ate a ton, as I was a little peckish from the night before, and I ate several servings before retreating back up to my room for another make-up nap.

I packed and planned when I awoke, then took a shower and checked out, getting back on the road a little after 11 AM. It was a decent drive for the rest of the way with no major hiccups. I pulled off after an hour to get gas, and found that two gas stations at the exit were either having power problems or hadn't been refilled yet, but the third establishment got me gassed up and back on the road. I decided to wait until turning off the interstate to catch some fast food, and lost my bet when I declined a Subway at the intersection, only top find there was nothing but farm road for most of the remains of the drive.

When I did finally pull into town, I went straight to the drive-in on the eastern outskirts that I had visited the year before and grabbed some ridiculous burger or other with too many fries and a homemade fountain grape soda.

Thus fortified, I made the short drive to the hotel and checked in with another all-too-pleasant desk clerk. I parked up and unpacked for the day before taking a nap to get the drive off of me. I was back out the door at 4:30 PM, and I arrived shortly thereafter, enduring a small rain shower on my commute.

Later than I was expecting, I was out of the park after the game with a newly washed car. I needed to stop at the Walgreens by the hotel because I forgot to pack toothpaste, but I pulled in just to find out they had just closed. I went across the street to the convenience store and paid through the nose for a travel toothpaste and some snacks.

I was pack at the hotel and up in my room in a flash. I showered up and tried to call my mother as I caught up on podcasts and the like for the rest of the evening before an early night's sleep.


The Stadium & Fans:

Center to home, Veterans Field

Veterans Field is literally an old VFW field that they upgraded by adding a scoreboard, some clubhouses made of barn parts, a covered grandstand behind home plate, and a batting cage and additional bleachers. It was a very stripped-down affair, but it had its own appeal. The supports for the grandstand blocked the field a little, but you hardly noticed.

The scoreboard a simple box-score digital affair, and it wasn't well insulated against the weather, as it glitched out when the rain came later in the game. The lack of lights came into play even with a 5 PM start-time, as the rain delay pushed the game to eventually be called early for darkness.

The only entertainment between innings was the PA announcer and some music piped in through the system. Locals gave a burly hound dog chant in support of the team, and as both of the teams that called the place home were playing each other, it was a mixed bag of supporters, especially after the rain caused everyone to seek shelter in the grandstand.

Unlike some Empire League parks, there was a concessions stand that served up cheap grub, so it had that going for it. Also worth mentioning was that the umpires were comically dimorphic, with the home plate umpire being a tall, burly gentleman and the field ump being a diminutive fellow of slight build.


At the Game with Oogie:

Red Hot and Gatorade

This was a small-time affair, and once I paid my admission at the gate, I had the run of the park. I took my pictures as I needed and then went to the concessions stand. There were a bunch of elderly volunteers running the place, and I ordered up a local hot dog and a Gatorade and grabbed a seat in the covered home plate grandstand before the game started.

There were about a hundred or so people at the game spread out around the park, which is actually a percentage point or two of the small town's total population. An older couple were in front of me, a grandma with her granddaughter on my right, and the guy doing the play-by-play for the online radio feed was sitting at the top of the bleachers behind me. (I was able to pick up a bit about the game from him.)

During the rain delay, I got to talking a little with the couple in front of me. Everyone was watching the players/groundskeepers trying to get the field into playing shape for two hours. The crowd reduced by a little, but most people stayed. I figured some of them were the rides for some players after the game, so they couldn't leave until they did.

I went to the concessions stand to get an order of onion rings before they closed it up for the night, and I got talking to a player who thought I was press because of the camera. He said that they didn't have any Diamond Dry, so they were just hoping the field would soak up enough of the water that they could continue playing, but he wasn't optimistic.

He was proven wrong, as play did resume, and as the game ended, I turned to the play-by-play guy to ask about the courtesy runner the catcher had gotten in the first. A guy in the bottom the stands answered, and also asked me if I was press. He was the father of one of the players for the Thunderbirds. He had been playing in the Atlantic League for the Long Island Ducks until last week when he got cut, so he came up here to continue playing. The family eventually pulled him away, so I said my goodbyes and went out to my car.


The Game:

First pitch, Border Hounds vs. Thunderbirds

This was a weird one for a bunch of reasons. To start, the North Country Thunderbirds were sharing the field with the home-team Malone Border Hounds, so the Thunderbirds were the home team for this game.

The top of the first began promisingly for the Border Hounds, with a leadoff error and an infield single ultimately going for naught. North Country similarly stranded a two-out double and a walk. Things got going in the second with back-to-back homers to get Malone on the board with a 2-0 lead. That lasted until the bottom of the inning, when the Thunderbirds hit got an infield single and a homer to tie the game before getting another double and walk to strand again. The Border Hounds got the lead back in the third with a leadoff single, a passed ball, and another single regaining the lead at 3-2. North Country took the lead right back with a walk, hit batsman, and a home run to get it to 5-3 at the end of three.

Malone just had a stranded single to show off for the top of the fourth, while the T-Birds manufactured another run, but with a break. Rain began to fall after the first batter walked, and he stole his way to third before a thunderstorm warning pulled the teams off the field with two outs. As the teams had rainouts in their pockets already and they were trying to get to a complete game before nearby lightning forced them off the field, they were trying to sneak in five innings before the rain got too bad. Two hours later, they resumed play, after the players-groundskeepers got the field in working order again, for a walk and a single to drive in the runner at third to make it 6-3. The Border Hounds just had a walk to show for the top of the fifth (and an official game at last), and North Country just had a walk in the bottom of the inning. Malone got on base with a two-out error in the sixth, but stranded him, and the Thunderbirds had a two-out hit batsman that was also left on base.

Double-duty

As the seventh began, the sun was setting quickly on the lightless field, and the officials announced that any delay of game of more than 15 seconds would be called an out. Malone tried to get something go with a two-out hit batsman, but it died on the vine in the fading light, ending the game for darkness after 7 played.


The Scorecard:


Malone Border Hounds vs. North Country Thunderbirds, 7/2/26. Thunderbirds win, 6-3.

I was trying out the notebook-formatted small ball Scorebook from 72DoublePlay.com. It is an interesting experiment to get a truly pocket scorebook by using the Reisner method of continuous scoring, no stat lines, and a minimum of space.

Each team had nine player lines with space for one replacement. There were six contiguous scoring columns. There were space for six pitchers with no stats, and six lines for notes. At the bottom of the visitor's part of the inning was a box score, and at the bottom of the home team page was a stat line for the game. Each scoring square had four diamond points to fill in the baseline as the runner progressed.

It was an intriguing experiment, but the printing came off with any erasing, so that needs to be fixed. I found myself re-writing in scorecard lines that had erased away. Also, I wonder if the scorecard can handle a high-scoring game, as this one only went seven and there was a chance of running out of room.

As for the game itself, there weren't a lot of interesting scoring plays of note, outside of the increased fielding errors, hit batsmen, and walks you expect in the low indies. The pitcher for the Thunderbirds hit for himself and got cries of "Ohtani" when he raked a homer early in the game.

To account for having to show pitcher and inning changes, I used red ink for pitching changes and black lines for inning changes. I'd probably do squiggles for pitcher changes if I only had one color.

The league has a courtesy runner rule for catchers on base to speed up the game not waiting for catchers to put back on their gear. I noted the various rain delays, as well as the 10-minute warning at the end of the game that had 90-second inning breaks and any delay of game more than 15 seconds was an automatic out.

I also wrote "called for darkness" for perhaps the first and last time at a pro game.


The Accommodations:

Red Roof Inn+, Malone, NY

I hadn't stayed at a Red Roof in a long time, having had it conflated in my mind with Motel 6 and bad experiences therein. It is a budget hotel to be sure, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought I remembered.

The bathroom with tub was right at the entrance to my room, and the room itself held two queen beds and nightstands on one side and a desk, dresser, and TV on the other.

It was a little shabby at the edges, but it was meticulously clean and maintained.


On the Holiday

Saturday, July 4, 2026
Clifton, NJ

Outside the Game:
I was up early after an odd evening of sleep with some odd dreams.

As soon as the breakfast opened, I wandered down to be greeted by a cheery front desk manager and made up a decent breakfast in the definition of a decent breakfast spread. I loaded up on bread and cereal in the indelible Red-Roof colored plastic bowls and sat and ate as wave after waves of active-duty Army personnel strolled through. I'm not sure what the deal was, but a ton of army men were at the hotel with me.

After I ate, I wandered back to the room for a nap. I woke up again to pack up and exercise before checking what was on the agenda for today. Roadside America yielded nothing of interest along my driving route, but there was an antiques market on the way out of town.

I packed up my car and check out right at 10 AM, but upon driving over to the antiques market, I found it was closed, likely for the holiday. So I pointed my car southeast and headed out to the road.

I clearly didn't check my Google Map closely, because I was again dragged through the country farmland roads, though in the morning daylight this was less of a concern than the dark of night in inclement weather. I did have one big scare, as the map directions took me on the main street straight of some town or another in upstate that was prepping to have its July 4th parade down the road I was on. I lucked out in that I was going in the opposite direction of the soon-to-happen parade, so I snuck through at the last minute, and after an hour or so I was very happily on the interstate south.

There as not much to it after that. Once on the NY Thruway, I stopped at a rest stop for a lunch at Panera. I picked up some snacks for the car, added in some scones and figs at a farmer's market set up outside, and then was back on the road for the rest of the drive home. After five hours, I became quite goofy for the last half hour of the drive, mostly screaming the chorus for Home on the Range for reasons that seemed valid at the time.

After that half hour, I found myself in my driveway baking under 100-degree heat, but happily unpacking and ready for some laundry and settling up. I grilled a porterhouse for dinner and that was about that for "America 250," as the neighborhood sounded like Beirut from fireworks both professional and amateur.

The Accommodations:
Home, sweet Clifton


2026 Stand-Alone Trip

Friday, May 22, 2026

Volo [No Game]

On Reaching the Promised Land

Friday, May 22, 2026
Volo, IL

 

Outside the Game:
At long last, it was Volo Day. Last year, at a living history farm of all places, someone told me about the Volo Museum and said I should definitely visit. And I did go the day I was leaving, but I literally had to sprint through the place in order to make it back to O'Hare in time for my flight, so I decided that sometime on this trip, I'd make a day of it. And this was the day.

There was no free breakfast at the hotel, and I didn't see the need for an expensive one at their restaurant, so I stayed up in my room for a lazy morning of packing, showering, and settling on a hotel for the evening.

I checked out and hit the road around 9:45 AM, and after a short drive with some annoying traffic lights, I got to the museum just after opening, and I was the third person to get tickets for the day.

I told the ticket lady that I was particularly looking forward to the Disneyland wax machines, and of course she said they were down for service, but that I should pick up some already-made ones at the gift shop. I went over and there was only one Goofy left, so I grabbed it before heading out to the exhibits.

I stopped in to watch the history movies that I forwent the last time. It told how the museum started with the first generation of owners finding a bunch of really rare cars in area barns, and eventually the car showroom came from that. The rest came from one of the owner's sons, who grew bored having seen every possible classic car already, so he started in with the Hollywood props, other vehicles, and sideshow stuff that made the place what it is today.

Then it was off to the first hangar-sized showroom of every possible classic car you could imagine. The place pays the bills by selling these to celebrities and other collectors, and if I completely took leave of my senses, I could simply pop into one of the sales rooms that lined the showroom and buy one right there.

Cars, cars, cars

Leading off from there was the new "Military Combat Zone" area, that was still being finished. It had all the hallmarks of the rest of the place, with really bad mannequins in a dizzying layout, with cool things snuck in. There was a trench periscope showing the POV of a night battle in WWI, right next to a clearly re-used Mr. Howell figurine in a jeep holding a map of the museum. There were actual Panzerschrecks and even a decommissioned Davy Crocket nuclear device down the corridor from some Viet Nam era "comedy" books that have not aged well. Among the many military vehicles were a questionable amount of Nazi memorabilia.

Boom

It was then into the second showroom, which in addition to classic cars as far as the eye can see, contained a ton of TV and Hollywood cars--such as the Bluesmobile, Ecto-1, and the Mach-5--in really bad dioramas, along with a wall full of sexist 60s and 70s ads. The next building was dedicated to snow mobiles and other snowcraft, and then 1950's hot-rod inspired power boats.

Not having had a proper breakfast, I headed back to the main building at this point to eat. I order a brisket sandwich and platter and waited at a table in the theater area for the order to come up. The theater area was several stages along one wall with a gaggle of Chuck E. Cheese's animatronics. (There was even a building outside that opened after Memorial Day with a complete Rockafire set-up from Showbiz Pizza.) There was even a prototype "Four Little Shavers" barbershop quartet animatronics for an ice-cream spin off that never happened. The one thing you don't realize unless you are sitting right next to the things--as I was--is that they are incredibly loud when they move around, and that the audio was jacked through the roof to cover the mechanical grinding that happened during the shows. 

Four Little Shavers

I ate my lunch and went back at it, hitting the sideshow room on crime and punishment that had things like a real electric chair and gas chamber, along with some medieval torture devices. The third car display room was again classic cars with more Hollywood cars lining the outside edge of the room. The Batmobile, the General Lee, Dragula... you lose count.

Burn all the witches, and bang...

The next exhibit halls were all about early travel in the Midwest, with stagecoaches and covered wagons. Then there was a more modern version thereof, showing the history of mobile homes, from the first modified Model T to a massive 1940s touring bus.

Next was a building just about the Ford v Ferrari movie before a big building with Disney stuff: old Disney store displays, old parade vehicles from the park, and even the aforementioned wax molds from Disneyland by way of the World's Fair. A gentleman was indeed doing maintenance on them, but he already had one up and working, and I got the Peter Pan mold to complete the set.

Live from the World's Fair

The next section was just old kids rides that you could use, but only if you were a kid, and not a passed middle-age man. Which didn't matter, as I went to the next area with all the old coin ops games that took up some of my time. The next buildings were old powered farm equipment, along with the first monster truck. There were some larger items outside such as a SHIELD jet from the Avengers and the train headquarters from Wild, Wild West. The last big building was a giant carousel and calliopes and player pianos. They even had the original Luna Park Wurlitzer organ that was one of the only thing to survive the fires.

The sole survivor

I went back to the main room and treated myself to some ice cream and a root beer while trying out the coin-ops machines they had there. That only left the giant antiques mall across the parking lot.

Actually there was one more classic car lot with the new arrivals, and the rest of that sprawling building was an antiques mall where various local vendors rented out individual stalls. I took a wander through the whole thing, and thanks to no luggage space, I managed to make it out with just a 1960s comedy book about the Kremlin accidentally buying a baseball team. I just had to.

That said, I had seen everything there was in the Volo Museum, and it only took me nearly the entire opening time of the museum. There was still technically a Jurassic Park kids area and a Titanic area (not open until after Memorial Day) that were extras charges that I didn't see, but I saw enough to say I had seen all of it.

I set out for my hour and half or so drive that was longer due to some outrageous congestion. At one point during my drive, my hotel called me, because whoever took my room reservation earlier did not record what type of room I wanted. We settled on a single King, and a got there a little after six.

The same woman checked me, and at some point, gave me my room card which I put in my pocket and completely forgot about. Another guest at the desk told me that she had given it to me, and I told them that I needed a shower. I parked up and went to my room to get unpacked and prepped for the night and tomorrow morning, taking said shower, and heading back down.

At the recommendation of the front desk clerk, I went to local burger joint "Johnny's" and got the "Big Daddy" burger, which was a double cheeseburger with gyro meat and BBQ sauce. Don't ever change, Illinois. Also of note was there an "adults only" door in the place, and I had to stick in my head on the way out, finding it was lined with slots machines being played by exactly the sort of people who should not be playing slots machines in the early evening on a Friday.

I went back to the hotel, bought some snacks, saw that the pool area was completely taken over by kids there for a soccer tournament the next day, and so went back up to the room for a lazy evening of paperwork and lying around watching podcasts before heading in for an early night after calling my mom.


The Accommodations:

Baymont Wyndham, Joliet, IL

Outside of being infested by soccer kids, the Baymont Wyndham in the outskirts of Joliet was a completely fine hotel.

It had a full bath just off the entrance to the room, and a couch and King bed and nightstands on one wall of the room, and a dresser, TV, and desk on the other.

Another room that did exactly what I need it to.



On Going to the Big House

Old Joliet Prison, 2026
Saturday, May 23, 2026
Joliet, IL


Outside the Game:
After a solid night's sleep, I was up early and down for breakfast just as it opened. There was a huge crowd of parents and kids eating early before the soccer tournament, so I ate my fill and retreated back to my room as quickly as I could, completely worn out from the experience and requiring a long nap.

I found myself up against check-out time, so I took a shower, finished packing, and booked my hotel for the night before checking out right before noon.

My first stop of the day was "the big house," Old Joliet Prison. I had wanted to go last year, but it was only open for tours on the weekend, so I missed out then and decided to use my down day to make good on it. (Joliet Prison was the origin of many prison stereotypes: the big house, used universally for prison, started as a reference to the large, castle-like structure of the prison, and the prison originated the policy of cladding convicts in black and white striped outfits, as well as chain gangs.)

It was easy enough to find, and I parked up and realized how hot the day was on my walk into the visitor's center. I got my ticket and went in to look around. It was very interesting, but also very depressing, as you see these 19th-century relics and realize they barely went out of service for prisoners 25 years ago. It was almost closed during WWII, but a new series of tunnels and improvements kept it open another 60 years. I was forced to imagine some poor slob put up for life in the 20's, spending twenty years in the place with truly inhuman conditions, and then just when you thought you were getting out, it gets renovated and you spend the next 60 years of your life there, just to die before it gets closed down. Guilty or innocent and wrongly convicted, that was just a hellscape to consider for your one and only time on earth.

The prison hasn't fully been renovated yet, and large sections of old industrial buildings (no doubt full of asbestos and god knows what else) are shut tight and the "improved" tunnel system for the guards is completely flooded to the entrance. The new-ish cafeteria is the most habitable building, and is regularly used for "BluesCon," the gathering for Blues Brothers fans. (And that guy serving life gets to see them filming a movie in his golden years--still unable to leave).

Minor water damage

The place did have an amazing chapel (now covered in graffiti and an extensive library (now bereft of books, thankfully), and the prison ballyard has been renovated for use by the local indie team, the Jailbirds, for a fundraising exhibition game or two a year (they hid bullpens behind a disused industrial building).

Big house baseball

I grabbed a soda from the gift shop on the way out, and dcided to leave my afternoon in the hands of Roadside America again. I went to Route 66 Park just across the river, although after a long wait for the drawbridge as some ship was going down the river that afternoon). It was a kitschy little park dedicated to the eastern terminus of old route 66. I walked around for a bit to get some fresh air, although the tourist attractions really didn't open until after Memorial Day.

Get your kicks...

The next stop was just up the road: The Planinsek Museum. The museum was an old local grocery and house that were donated whole hog to the local historic society by the daughter of the original owner. It hadn't been changed much since it closed, and it was an exhibit on the old local grocery itself, as well as the period house that was furnished the way that many immigrants such as my grandparents had done. I was ushered around by an attendant, and got to see the ancient basement boiler that looked like it belonged on a battleship, along with their smokehouse. There was an event going in the garage, but the family's old 1960s station wagons and coupes were still to be found as well.

Planinsek Museum

I was thinking about visiting a rocket ship attraction, but it was in the wrong direction, and it was getting late in the afternoon to the point that I would get there right before it closed, so I just drove down to my hotel for the night. The hotel, relatively airport adjacent as it was, was already packed, so I checked in and got settled in and prepped for the next day before heading out to a nearby Portello's for dinner of Italian beef and onion rings. I wandered around the local mall it was in for a bit, finding two slots palaces packed with people, before going back to the hotel and walking to the service station next to the hotel for some candy to find yet even more slots machines packed with day laborers. It was very depressing and put me off legalized gambling for a while more.

I settled in for a proper putter and got all my accounts and packing in as much order as I could manage before heading to bed early after calling my mom.


The Accommodations:

Baymont Addison, IL

The "Baymont" in Addison was clearly an old hotel renting the Wyndam property name. It was clearly a 70s or 80s property that was updated. It was outdated, had fire doors every ten rooms, and was shabby around all the edges. But even though it was packed, it was quiet enough and clean, so it did its job.

There was a full bathroom just off the entrance, and the room was a bed, bedtables, and a chair on one side, and a desk, dresser, and TV on the other.

The bed was new, the room was recently-painted, and I can't complain too much.



On Doing It Backwards

Sunday, May 24, 2026
Clifton, NJ


Outside the Game: 
I was up at the start of breakfast, or what I thought was the start of breakfast, as it didn't open until 6:30 AM and I had to wait a bit. The breakfast buffet was okay, and I ate and went back to my room for more sleep.

I showered, finished packing, and checked out at around 10:30 AM. I drove over to the airport with plenty of time, and realized I had even more than I thought as I got an alert saying the flight was delayed an hour as soon as I pulled into the rental car lot.

I dropped off the car and took the train to the terminal, and, of course, sped right through security. With a metric ton of time on my hands, I walked around the entire terminal to judge my dining options. I eventually settled on an Italian place and had a leisurely lunch of antipasti and pizza. Just as I finished, I got an alert saying my flight delay was only five minutes, but upon walking to my gate, the plane was literally just pulling in, so I walked around to kill some more time.

I got back again just as they were announcing the last groups, and they did both at once. So I was able to get in right at the front of the groups and get overhead space. There was a Hasidic woman sitting next to me who didn't say a word the entire flight.

There was lots of turbulence on the flight, so we barely got a water, but I pretty much watch most of Season 1 of Ted Lasso. Though bumpy, the flight was otherwise uneventful.

As we were landing, the pilot said there were a bunch of people who had connecting flights and one of the groups was at the back of the plane. Of course, as soon as the doors opened, everyone, especially the basic bitch couple across from me, immediately jumped up into the aisle. A guy right behind the first group of people who had to make a connecting flight started yelling to let the people in back through, and they got off, and there was security Karen right behind me who was making sure that "undeserving" people who didn't have flights didn't cut the line.

We eventually all got off the plane, and we were in the new terminal A, so I had to find the right bus to take me to the old Airtram station. In due time, I made it back to my car and drove home in a driving rain that didn't concern me anymore since I was on the ground. I started the laundry and loadout process and settled in for a night of putting crap away.


The Accommodations:
Home, sweet Clifton



2026 Main Trip: Cheese Pigs Cars

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Peoria

On Turning Two

Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Cedar Rapids Kernals (Twins) vs. Peoria Chiefs (Cardinals)
Dozer Park
Midwest League (A+)
Peoria, IL
7:05 PM 


Outside the Game:
And so we pick up this day again around 1:30 PM. The good news was the schools had started leaving at 1 PM and were nearly all gone by the time I went to get into my car and point it toward Peoria.

The early ride was marred with construction and lane closures, but it was not greatly improved when I was dumped into interminable farmland in the middle of nowhere. The landscapes were gorgeous, but endlessly repetitive and the ride seemed to go on much longer than the two and a half hours on the books. I was almost heartened by the "Pair-o-Dice" casino that at least marked the outskirts of this godforsaken town.

I pulled into my Peoria hotel a little after 4 PM. The front desk person was a nice college girl who was in the middle of her training by a more senior member of staff. I got processed quickly enough and parked and did a quick dump-out at the my room before taking the short walk to the stadium.

The walk takes you right past the two big employers in Peoria and into the heart of what they are calling the "Warehouse District." Gates weren't until an hour before gametime, so I was in less of a rush than I thought. I bought my ticket and walked around taking pictures before they let everyone in at around 6 PM.

After the game, I took the leisurely and less sunny walk back to the hotel. I bought some sliders and a drink downstairs and made some late-evening room service for myself. I showered the sweat off me and spent an evening catching up on podcasts and paperwork before settling in after calling mom.


The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, Dozer Park

I have to hand it to Caterpillar. When they bought the naming rights to the Chief's stadium just after the turn of this century, they could have just named the place "Caterpillar Field" and been done with it, but they actually spent the half-second to think about it, and call it the much more fun "Dozer Park." So, kudos there.

Tucked in the Warehouse District of Peoria, it a nice downtown park with a view of the same beyond the scoreboard in right-center, but it the same generic park design that I've come to expect. There is a single wide promenade around the park, below which is the one main seating area along the basepaths, ending in a short picnic berm in right and one that snakes its way all the way to center in left. There are the obligatory party area in the outfield corners.

But the park does try enough that I don't just sigh and forget the place. At the entrance is a statue of "Mr. Peoria Baseball," Pete Vonachen, interacting with a young fan. They also moved the batting cages to the center field batter's eye so you can watch the players take hacks before the game, and they have a grounds crew Roomba that cleans home plate.

Homer the "fire chief" Dalmatian (the teams old Native-American mascot and branding melted away for some reason in the last 20 years) is on-hand to help with the standard between-inning fare of contests and races and whatnot.


At the Game with Oogie:

Italian beef

I got in and did my regular routine, just twice in one day in a completely separate city. They had two-dollar tacos, which I partook of, but it was on a Wednesday. I mean, come on. I also succumbed to the inevitable and got an Italian Beef for ballpark dinner. Yes, chef.

I got seats in the shade behind home plate. There was only one guy in the row behind me, but a couple of rows ahead, there was a family with their dog, as it was Bark in the Park, and he was a good boy.

Good doggy

Of perhaps more interest were the very obvious two scouts sitting a little to my right. I often get mistaken for a scout or a reporter (mostly because of the camera), but if you have done this as much as I have, the actual scouts are really easy to pick out, especially when they are tanned a deep, rich earth tone like these two gentlemen from the Giants' organization. I can only suspect they were here for the debut of the Peoria pitcher, but they did stay the entire game.

These are what scouts look like

I did get a laugh out of them when during a particularly tenacious at-bat in the top of the ninth, I quipped after yet another foul ball, "Now you're just wasting balls." I feel I achieved something.


The Game:

First pitch, Kernals vs. Chiefs

The Cedar Rapids Kernals and the Peoria Chiefs faced off on a hot early summer evening, but sparks did not fly.

The Kernals jumped out early, getting two runs off three walks and a double in the top of the first. Peoria squandered a couple of baserunners largely due to an inning-ending double-play in their half. Cedar Rapids only had a single in the top of the second, while the Chiefs stranded a leadoff error. The Kernals left a couple on the in the top of the third, while Peoria got one back in the bottom of the inning thanks to a double, wild pitch, and groundout, making it 2-1.

Cedar Rapids got that run right back in the fourth with a single and double, while the Chiefs went in order, leaving it 3-1. A leadoff walk got erased on a double-play, letting the Kernals go in order in the fifth, while Peoria went in order the traditional way. Cedar Rapids went in order again in the sixth, while the Chiefs stranded two runners in their half.

In their turn, the Kernals also stranded two runners in the top of the seventh, and Peoria went in order. Cedar Rapids managed to scrape an unearned run in the eighth, with two infield hits, a passed ball, and a wild pitch, to extend their lead to 4-1. The Chiefs got it back with a two-out solo homer in the later half of the inning, to close it to 4-2. The Kernals got a baserunner on a dropped strikeout, but couldn't do anything with it, while Peoria made a last-ditch attempt at winning the game. A leadoff double was followed by a walk and another double, only getting one run in to make it 4-3, but three straight outs followed, and the game ended at that score.


The Scorecard:


Cedar Rapid Kernals vs. Peoria Chiefs, 5/20/26. Kernals win, 4-2.

I was using the BWAA again thanks to death of local scorecards due to the pandemic. This game was quick with only a handful of interesting scoring bits.

This game was the debut of the Peoria starting pitcher. He sadly barely made it into the fourth, owning a 7.36 ERA at the end of it, with more earned runs and walks (3 each) than strikeouts (2).

There was an infield hit in the wild top of the eighth that was clearly an E6, and in that same inning, there was a K-BI double play, as the batter struck out and impeded the throw at the runner on-base who was running on the pitch, and I may never see that particular DP again. The "No Hit Hitter" was no-hit. I do not recall what the prize was.

 

The Accommodations:

Staybridge Suites, Peoria

Finally utilizing my room at the end of the night, this Staybridge Suite was a little smaller than the others this trip, but not a slouch by any stretch.

The kitchen was right by the entrance, with a desk and couch on the opposite wall leading into the bedroom, where the outer wall had a dresser and TV, and the bed and nightstands were on the adjoining wall. A small vanity hallway led to the bathroom that was on the other side of the kitchen.

Comfy and quiet, and that's all I really ask for.


On Peoria

Thursday, May 21, 2026
Peoria, IL


Outside the Game: 
Thanks to the two-city double-header the night before, I had pretty much nothing on the agenda for the day, which is odd for these trips.

I was up early and made a lazy morning of it. I was up before the breakfast buffet even opened and had to wait a bit until it did, had an average breakfast, and went back to my room for "Lazy Morning Part II, Electric Boogaloo."

I did some planning and trying to work out my last three days. The only teams that were home were five-or-so hour drives each way, and I didn't have that in my old bones, plus I wanted to spend a day at the Volo Museum. I got it into my head to perhaps see the Cubs game the next day. But I needed to work out where I'd be staying: holiday weekend in Chicago at the last minute wouldn't be cheap, and so few hotels even have parking. It turned out there was a place in Lincoln Park, of all places, that might work, but I couldn't get in touch with the hotel itself to see if it would work out or not before the checkout time came.

I asked if I could leave my car for the afternoon, packed up when answered in the affirmative, and headed out to see what there was to see of Peoria.

Ah, Peoria, easily the lesser of the two American Peorias. Its boosters say that it is a city with a small-town feel at the crossroads of the Midwest (equidistant from Chicago and St. Louis), with an affordable lifestyle and just enough to keep things interesting. Detractors say it is a two-factory town (healthcare and tractors) that is a glorified suburb in the middle of a cultural wasteland.

Richard Pryor left Peoria as soon as he could.

My trip this day seemed to bear both out. My first stop was a statue of native son Richard Pryor (who left as soon as he was able) and then over to one of the big employers in town at the Caterpillar Visitor's Center. You enter through a mock-up of one of their giant dump trucks, and--as warned by the ticket people--I found the insides teeming with home-schooled kids on a field trip. While corporate-positive in a way I didn't think was possible since the 1970s, it was a nice museum/propaganda piece, telling their company history while casually shilling their products. There were a couple of simulators that let me know I did not have a future in earth moving, and a couple of equipment planning games that I did better at (which leads me to believe I choose the correct profession), but the most interesting thing in the entire place was the fact that it was the Caterpillar corporate basketball team that won two Olympic gold medals in the 1950s. They just won their way to the Olympics and got gold twice. That just seems nuts today.

Just next door was one of the only other museums in town, the ambiguously named "Riverfront Museum." I was prepared to be underwhelmed, but I had to eat my pretension. It was a fine little museum on its own, but it also had the travelling Ken Burns American 250 exhibit, which was really interesting. There was also a big special exhibit about toys, but it was all toys from my youth, which made it both fun and depressing at the same time. It was very well done and quite interactive, and I might have spent more time than I want to admit at the working arcade machine corner they had set up.

They had a number of nice little displays on topics ranging from duck lures, to minerals, to the space program's local connections, as well as the first production car in America and native son Dan Fogelberg (who also left town as soon as he could). There was also an amazing metal sculpture exhibit "Bronzeville to Harlem."

Bronzeville to Harlem

I bought some popcorn outside their IMAX theater and went on my way. I was trying to decide to pull the trigger on the Cubs or not, but I ultimately resolved to keep to my "No Chicago" policy while in Illinois and just head up to Volo for the next day. I booked a hotel as close as I could to the museum and then walked back to my car.

I had a decent three hour or so drive back up to the civilized part of Illinois. I filled up my rental for my last time on the trip and grabbed some snacks/lunch for the drive. Thankfully, there was less traffic and lane closures on the way north than there had been on the way south. I pulled into the Holiday Inn complex at around 5 PM or so. The hotel was clearly there to host guests and bigwigs for conferences at the research hospital across the street. A nice lady checked me in and then I parked and went up to my room.

I unpacked, prepped for the next day, and then grabbed a shower. Not feeling too ambitious, I decided to have dinner at the nearly empty hotel restaurant while I did my laundry in the hotel basement. I leaned into it and got the steak special, which was good enough for a hotel steak. I wandered around a little until my drier was done and then took everything back to the room for a lazy night. I pre-packed everything, caught up on my podcasts and paperwork, called my mom, and had another early night of it.


The Accommodations:

Holiday Inn, Crystal Lake

As mentioned, I was at the Holiday Inn at Crystal Lake, which was a place to basically host people visiting or attending conferences at the huge hospital facility next door.

The room itself was worthy of VIPs, with a full bathroom just off the entrance, and a couch and king-sized bed and nightstands on one side of the room, and desk, dresser, and TV  on the other. The bed was indeed very comfy, and I was sprawled across it for most of the evening.



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Crestwood

On an Infestation of Children

Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Mississippi Mud Monsters vs. Windy City Thunderbolts
Ozinga Field
Frontier League
Crestwood, IL
10:35 AM

 

Outside the Game:
It was a good morning. I had a good sleep. I went down for a good breakfast. And I went back up to my room and had a good idea.

While I had decided to ditch the excessive driving for the last two games I had considered for this trip, I hadn't realized I could pull off a single-day, two-city doubleheader. With the school game this morning and a night game at Peoria, I didn't need to wait until the next day to check off the Chiefs, and I could just do them that day.

I booked my room for the night and was packed up and ready to go at a little after 8 AM. I quickly checked out and made the short drive to the park. I was greeted by a disturbing amount of EMT volunteers who were at the park for some reason. I parked up and went to look for the ticket booth.

The ticket window was open, but before selling me a ticket, the staff warned me that it was a school day and the park would be filled with kids. I told them I was aware, but appreciated the warning.

I went outside and got my photos of the park, and had to button up my shirt and hope for the best, as it had gotten cold overnight and I was in danger of catching a chill.

I lined up at the right field entrance when I was done, and I was quickly joined by a hoard of schoolkids who were vomited out at the base of the ramp by lines and lines of schoolbuses.

The gates opened on time, and after the game will be covered in our next entry.


The Stadium & Fans:

Home to center, Ozinga Field

Level what criticisms you will at Ozinga Field--and sitting smack-dab in a sea of asphalt is just one of its sins--it at least isn't a cookie-cutter park.

Unlike nearly every other low-level park these days, there isn't just some promenade with one row of seats under it. There is a small interior walkway that leads down to an abbreviated section of seats beneath it, ending in party areas in the outfields, but there is an entire upper level on the third-base side, running the length of the seating bowl. A second-level behind home plate holds the broadcast booth and some suites. There is a whole external walkway as well, holding more concessions and bathrooms. The large box scoreboard with a small video screen attached was in right-center, looking over the smattering of trees in the distance.

There is a play area in right field, but it was conspicuously closed for the school day, nor did mascot Boomer make any sort of appearance. There were minimal events between innings at this morning game, and they were mostly involving representatives from the various schools in attendance, playing various embarrassing games to the delight of their students.

 

At the Game with Oogie:

Expanded brat-fest

I went in and did my normal picture-taking and shopping, before getting a brat-fest of a brat, pretzel, and soda.

My original seat was smack-dab in the middle of a section of special needs schoolkids, and their chaperones had enough to deal with already, so I decided to go hide in the last row of the upper deck, only to have a school pour into every last seat in the area. The chaperones were constantly blocking my view, and the "Windy City" team lived up to its name, and I was freezing in the cold wind in the upper deck.

So after two innings, I saw an area down below not yet claimed by schools, so I made my way to their to settle in for the rest of the game. There was a high-school in front of me, but I was warmer and not completely deafened by squealing kids, so it worked just fine for me.


The Game:

First pitch, Mud Monsters vs. Thunderbolts

This chilly contest between the Mississippi Mud Monsters and the Windy City Thunderbolts was an affair of control (or lack thereof), with a slow-moving game marked by pitchers who just couldn't find the the zone.

The Monsters started strong, getting a run across in the top of the first on a single and a double, staking them to a 1-0 lead. Windy City tied it on a walk, stolen base, balk, and single, knotting the game at 1-1 after one. Despite a leadoff hit batsman, Mississippi still went in order in the second thanks to a double-play, while the Thunderbolts took the lead on an infield single that made it around the bases thanks to two errors and a stolen base, giving the home team a 2-1 lead after two. The Monsters tied it again in the top of the third with a a double and a single, and Windy City somehow went in order despite a two-out walk who was caught stealing.

In the top of the fourth, Mississippi got two home with back-to-back walks and a double and sac fly, jumping to a 4-2 lead. The Thunderbolts went in order. The Monsters went in order in the fifth, but Windy City got one run back on a couple of singles and a sacrifice fly, closing the gap to 4-3. Mississippi only had a single in the top of the sixth, while the Thunderbolts stranded two singles in their half.

The Monsters got another run in the top of the seventh, with a double and two singles to stretch their lead to 5-3, while Windy City stranded a single. Both teams went in order in the eighth, but Mississippi did so with the help of a double-play to erase a walk. In the ninth, the Monster stranded some runners and Windy City stranded a walk, leaving the final tally at 5-3 for the visitors.


The Scorecard:


Mississippi Mud Monsters vs. Windy City Thunderbolts, 05/20/26. The Monsters won, 5-3.

I was using the BBWAA Scorebook again, and there were a handful of plays that deserved note.

For a double in the top of the first, it looked like a pretty clear 9-3-6 putout, but the runner was called safe for some reason. A stolen base in the bottom of the first was actually a 1-3-6 caught stealing, but the shortstop was not called for an error in dropping the throw. The next pitch was a balk. In the bottom of the second, with a runner at first, a liner to the shortstop was an easy L-6-3 double play, but the first baseman dropped the ball for an error and the runner would eventually score thanks to a stolen base and another error, when a throw to third to catch him stealing was muffed by the third baseman. In the top of the seventh, there was another questionable double that went off of the center fielder's glove into right, but it was not ruled an error. In the top of the ninth, there was an E6 on a throw to second to start a double-play, but the runner was thrown out 6-3-2 trying to score from first.


The Accommodations:
I was at the Staybridge Suites in Peoria for this night, but I wouldn't get a chance to use the bed until after the next game...



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