Showing posts with label Taiwan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taiwan. Show all posts

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Taoyuan

On Still Having One Job

Xingtian Temple
There be dragons
Wednesday, July 12, 2013
Taoyuan, Taiwan


Outside the Game:
I had to get up relatively early this day for the train back up to Taipei, so it was with murder in my heart that I was awoken by a person in the next room being amazingly loud in the shower. Upon looking at the clock and discovering that it was only two minutes before my alarms were due to go off, my violent rage passed into the sullen determination to stay in bed the extra two minutes until the alarm sounded "officially."

I eventually finished the last of my packing and dragged myself downstairs for the breakfast buffet. It was a more modest affair than in Tainan, to be sure, but it got some pork, dairy, and carbs into my system successfully, so there is only so much criticism I can have for it.

I checked out and made my way to the largely deserted subway station, which seemed particularly odd since it was a quarter to nine-ish on a workday. I got the train up to the high-speed rail station, negotiated far too many stairs with all my bags, and eventually dumped myself into my seat on the train for the super-express ride back north that was only scheduled to take about an hour and a half. The trip was alternately spent sleeping and typing.

I was dumped out into Taipei Main Station yet again, and I took the subway to the north end of town. In my previous stays, I was in the Old Town and East Taipei, so I picked a place in the Zhongshan district in the north of the city. In keeping with my policy of getting nicer and nicer places as the trip went on, I was staying in a five-star hotel in the posh part of town. Posh or not, I found out that it was raining pretty heavily when I eventually exited the subway station.

My hotel was a bit of a walk up, located halfway between the subway line and the parks that run along the north river that borders that end of Taipei. Most of it was covered, so the rain was less of an issue, but I could have done without dragging all my bags all that way. I got to the hotel entrance, and several people in suits were falling over themselves to help me get into the lobby and out of the rain. As with my other rather posh hotel, even though it was mid-morning, they were more than happy to let me check in early and help me get my bags upstairs.

Upon arriving in my room, I immediately grabbed out some pants and shirts for the hotel laundry, as the last couple of days in the heat had done a number on my dwindling wardrobe. I called housekeeping to pick them up, got my rain gear and my guide book out of my bag, and went out to spend my afternoon.

As I was a short distance from a couple of museums in the art park just to the north of the hotel, this seemed as good as any indoor place to spend the day. I marched up a bit until I reached the south end of the park, and then wandered around a bit to find the museums in question. Some construction had altered the paths directed by the signs, so it took some doing.

My first stop was the Story House, a Western-style house dating from the Japanese-occupation era that has been turned into a curiosity museum with rotating exhibits on various topics, such as comics, matchbooks, or the like. This seemed a slam-dunk to me, so it was my first stop. Upon entering from the rain, I found out that the exhibit at the moment was greeting cards. The museum was interesting in equal parts due to the subject matter of the exhibit as well as the house itself, which in turn was interesting because of both its historical value and how out of place it was in Taiwan. Given that the exhibit was on historic greeting cards, I suppose I should have been prepared for how inappropriate some of them were, but even with the amount of expectation I had, the actual items were still surprisingly discordant with modern sensibilities.

Antique greeting card
The past is horrific

While I was on the second floor of the house, one of the staff saw me looking at one of the displays and stepped in to show me that there was another bit to it that I was missing, as some of the panels actually opened up as well, which showed the other half of the display. As can happen, we started talking. He wanted to know where I was from, and when I told him, he was very impressed that I was visiting their little museum. I told him that it was in a very popular guide book in America, and it sounded interesting, so here I was. He thanked me for coming and then asked about why I had come to Taiwan. I took a deep breath and told him that I was there for the baseball, and that I was a writer visiting all the baseball stadiums. He didn't think that anyone would actually pay me to go visit all the baseball stadiums, to which I replied that it wasn't my "real" job, but something for which my real job paid. He thought that I must appreciate my real job a lot if it let me do all these things, and then I felt intensely guilty.

Taipei Fine Arts Museum
Taipei Fine Arts Museum

After my fill of the Story House, I essentially went next door to the Taipei Fine Arts Museum. The rain had finally let up, so I didn't have to re-don all my rain gear; I just went across the plaza and paid the small admission fee to go in. Now, fine arts museums aren't really my thing, but I always attempt to try again every now and then because that's how you don't stagnate. Everything seems to happen for a reason on these trips, so I just went with it. Most of the museum was a lot of modern art that I didn't quite get, but could at least see what they were trying, but the conceptual exhibits just tried my patience beyond all endurance.

Here comes an art rant. Skip to the next paragraph should you not care about such things. I fully acknowledge that I am not really a "high art" person; I am far more a craftsmanship person. And even within that limitation of my capabilities (that I readily acknowledge), I can usually still appreciate art, if only from that perspective. This piece of art was done with great skill, or this piece of art was done with this concept in mind. At least on that level, I can always get behind it. I even can even get behind some abstract expressionism after reading Breakfast of Champions. I am also a person of above-average intelligence and something of a literalist. If I have to do homework or have additional information to "get" what you are trying to convey with your art, you have already failed. There was one piece on one of the museum's upper floors that was a foldable ruler unfolded and at an angle on the wall. No. There is no way I can possibly get your point without some extra information, and as it was, it just wasted my time. I just looked at a ruler. I realize that it doesn't make me avant guarde, but I will live with that burden.

After visiting all the exhibits in the museum, I had a late lunch in the cafeteria in the basement and then headed back to my hotel to get ready to head out for the game that evening. I put away my waiting laundry, showered, changed, and grabbed my game bag to head out into the late Taipei evening.

My game for this evening was in Taoyuan, a city west of Taipei that holds the international airport. It was a little too far to be connected to the Taipei subway system, but it was the second stop on the high-speed rail line that runs from Taipei. It was a scant twenty minutes away on that frequently-running service, and the trains continued until midnight, and even after the trains stopped, Taoyuan's proximity to the airport ensured access to cabs should they be necessary. The train fare was also a little under $10 for a reserved round trip, so it wasn't even expensive.

I took the subway down to the high-speed rail station and bought my ticket for the next train that stopped at Taoyuan, and then I went quickly and boarded said train, as it was leaving in ten minutes. I got in my seat and just stared out the window for the short ride out to the Taoyuan high-speed rail station. Upon exiting, I made a bee line to the information counters, which were plentiful since the station was this close to the airport. There was a lot of information for visitors, not to mention kiosks for some of the major airlines that let you do some check-in activities before you even got to the airport proper.

I got a time table with the schedules for the trains and then went to the tourist booth. I asked what the best way to get to the baseball stadium was, and he said that one of the free transit buses at the back of the station was the way to go. While I headed off to the buses, I was looking at the map I had from America, which showed that the stadium was pretty much a straight line down a road. But that road turned out to be a highway, so it was probably not the best route to take. At the bus pen, I couldn't figure out which was the correct bus, nor what the correct stop was, and not thinking I was able to walk, I decided to go back into the station and get an area map and either walk it or take a cab.

It was then that the drizzle that had been falling turned to honest-to-god steady rain, and I retreated into the station to get my poncho on before proceeding any further. I went back to the tourist counter and asked for a map and told him that I was probably taking a cab instead of the bus. I headed out the exit for the taxi stand and was standing under the cab stand overhang looking at the map it when the tourist staffer sprinted out and told me that the game had been cancelled because of the rain and not to go. Well, check mark for customer service, right there. I thanked him and rather annoyedly retreated to the station to figure out my options. This wasn't a big deal, as there were two more games this week being played at Taoyuan, which is why it was good to have some flexibility worked into your schedule.

Rain
Waiting out the rain

Of course, I had just missed a train to Taipei, so I had to wait about twenty minutes. As I was buying my ticket, some other damp people came in from the rain in baseball gear, most likely fellow fans who just made it back here when the news about the game being called came through. I bought my ticket and went to the MOS Burger in the station to get some dinner. I put in my order and went to the tables in back by the windows and started quite angrily at the rain that was still falling heavily outside.

Xingtian Temple
Xingtian Temple

I ate and got on the train back, and I think I may have taken a nap, or not. I remember nothing about the train ride except being annoyed. When I got out of the subway by my hotel, the rain had, of course, lessened. I returned to my hotel fairly early, as the game had been called at least an hour before gametime, so it was before seven. With an open evening ahead of me, I decided to take a trip down to Xingtian Temple, which was a bit of a walk from the hotel. Along the walk, I passed a business called "Monarch Butterfly," which just made me remember that after two years, there were finally new Venture Brothers episodes airing, and I would have to wait until I got back to America to see them.

The Monarch
The Monarch

I got to the temple, and even with the rain having just stopped on a mid-week evening, the temple lived up to its reputation as one of the busiest in Taipei. Even with humid steam wafting from nearly every surface, the exceptional building was bustling with people. As with most of the noteworthy temples in Taiwan, it was an explosion of color and detail. I forget how much time I spent just wandering around there and looking at things.

Ching Kyang Night Market
Ching Kyang Night Market

Even after spending my fill of time at Xingtian, there was still some of the night left to be had. I stopped at the Ching Kyang Night Market to get a snack or two on the way back, and then tried to make it to Jing Fu Temple by the hotel, but I only got there as it was closing up, which was an interesting enough experience, as I had never seen a temple be closed up for the evening before. It was finally getting late, so I took the short walk back to the hotel to call it a soggy, unsuccessful evening.


The Accommodations:
Imperial Hotel
Imperial Hotel

For my final stay in Taipei, I decided on a luxury hotel in the north end of town, the only area I hadn't resided in previously. I got a great discount deal on the impressively-monickered Imperial Hotel that lay just south of the major parks in that area of the city. And impressive it was. I got another amazing rate on the hotel from Agoda, but I only got a regular room and not a suite for that price.

Not that it was anything to shake a stick at. I got the ginormous bed opposite a dresser, desk, and flat-screen TV. There was a proper wardrobe that held the de rigur fluffy bathrobe and several drawers for clothes (that I used to stash all my purchases so far). The cabinet under the TV held a full drinks and tea service, while the end table had a plastic-covered New Testament, along with the HBO Guide. The bathroom to the left of the entrance had an electrical toilet from the future from Japan, a marble sink, and a combo bath and shower that was of the correct size for Western stature.

There were two floors of restaurants downstairs, along with a sweets shop in the lobby. When you checked in, you get a voucher for a free packet of pineapple cake, which was, surprisingly, the first time I tried it while in the Taiwan. A fully-stocked, high-end gift shop was also on the first floor, for those that couldn't be bothered to leave the hotel and go a block or two to the dozens of shops that lined the streets around the hotel.

There was also a sign welcoming FedEx to the hotel, no doubt being housed there as part of the conference. The hotel was used to hosting foreigners, as they not only had hotel cards that one could give to the taxi drivers, but they also opened up to include common tourist destinations, so you could just check off where you wanted to go and give it to someone in the lobby and have them arrange a taxi to take you exactly where you wanted.

And as if I was meant to be here, the hotel also had a bit of baseball lineage. A wall of photographs of famous visitors included the NY Yankees coaching staff, various Japanese baseball personages, and Taiwanese baseball teams. It is funny how these things manage to come together.

My only real disappointment was that breakfast wasn't included in my package, so I never got to see what kind of spread they put out, and if it challenged the Tayih Landis for the most elaborate ever experienced.



On Succeeding at One Job

Taoyuan International Baseball Stadium
Taoyuan International Baseball Stadium, 2013
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Brother Elephants vs. Lamingo Monkeys
Taoyuan International Baseball Stadium
Chinese Professional Baseball League
Taoyuan, Taiwan
16:35


Outside the Game:
After the rain-out the night before, I was absolutely ecstatic to wake the next day to a half-hearted rain already falling. But since it pretty much rained nearly every day I was in Taiwan, I tried not to think too much about it.

My pre-game itinerary for the day was to start out with the Taipei Confucius Temple. It took a bit of navigating from the closest subway stop, but I found it fairly readily. It was one of the largest temples I had seen in Taiwan, and in addition to the temple, park, and grounds, there were several buildings that went in-depth on every aspect of Confucianism, talking about the basic tenets, history, and ceremonies, as well as each of the Confucian arts, including calligraphy, math, archery, and chariot driving. It was all very interesting, and more importantly, each of the exhibits on the arts had interactive stations where you could practice them. You could write some calligraphy, prove out the square roots theorem with blocks, try drawing a bow, and, my favorite, play a video game that simulated chariot driving. You raced slalom courses or had to hunt pigs, and it was way more fun than it had any right to be.

Taipei Confucius Temple
Main temple

After spending most of the morning at the Confucius Temple, I went across the way to the Baoan Temple. In between the two was an odd little park that wasn't labeled on the map, though I assume that it belonged the campuses of one or the other temple. The park was laced with pool and canals, with small, odd little pathways leading up rock outcroppings and through waterfalls. All along the park were tiny dioramas of people, and tigers, and monkeys. I'm sure it would have been interesting to know what it all was about, but it was just as interesting not knowing. They were setting up a stage for some performance later on. I wandered across the way and eventually visited the Baoan Temple itself, with its notable statuary, landscaping, and architectural details.

Baoan Temple
Nice tiger

As early afternoon was upon me, I stopped off for a quick lunch and then headed down to find the Dihua Markets, one of the few streets with old merchant buildings on it from various periods in Taiwan's past that still specialize in Eastern medicines and traditional wares. The markets end up right near the City God Temple, and I managed to arrive there right as a festival procession was arriving. Several musicians in adorned cars were driving up to the temple, to be met by several elaborately painted performers who came out to meet them and get on the cars to continue to the procession. It was pure tourist bait, and I saw more white faces in that ten or so minutes than I saw the entire rest of the trip. Perhaps distracted by that, I didn't notice I was standing close to a mesh basket into which someone from the temple threw a match, which set off the fireworks to ward against evil spirits that were inside. They are also effective at warding off effective hearing for a minute or so if you are inadvertently standing too close.

Festival
Festival

With a little more time to kill before I had to head off to the game, I wandered down to the river, because I hadn't actually seen it yet in all of my stay in Taipei. I headed over to Dadaocheng Wharf and spent some time walking around and watching a musical performance that was taking place in a small riverside pagoda.

Suitably relaxed, it started to rain on me. I just left myself to fate, and realized I need to get back to the hotel pronto, so I hailed a cab and gave my hotel card, and in under five minutes, someone in a suit was holding the door for me as I ducked out of the cab and away from the rain. I showered, changed, and hopefully grabbed my game bag, as I headed back to the train station to try Taoyuan again.

I got a ticket for the same train I took the day before and hoped for a different result. As I went up the escalator to the surface-level station in Taoyuan, I was relieved by the lack of rain so far. I decided to just hail a cab to get to the stadium, and after a bit of pantomime bat swinging by the cab driver to make sure he was taking me to the right place, I made it to the stadium. The ticket office being open, I secured a seat on the home team side of the park in the infield and then went around to take all my pictures.

After the game, I wasn't quite sure how I was getting back to the train station, but I knew now that the CPBL usually ran shuttle buses back to the city after the game. As I exited, sure enough, there were the buses. I almost got on the wrong one, as the first one I saw was actually going to downtown Taoyuan. I eventually got pointed in the direction of the buses behind the stadium, which were going back to the train station. Halfway to the buses, I saw a cab, and decided to just grab the cab back so I wouldn't have to wait. After another bit of pantomime on her part to make sure she was taking me to right place (I was getting pretty good at bi-lingual pantomime at this point), she took me back to the high-speed rail station quite quickly.

I got a ticket for the next train back to Taipei, which thankfully was leaving in about ten minutes. I stopped in at the 7-11 in the station to get some drinks and snacks for the trip and had an uneventful ride back to Taipei. And a similarly placid subway ride back to the hotel, where someone in a suit held the door for a sweaty American dragging a bag and a camera back up to his room.


The Stadium & Fans:
Home to center, Taoyuan International Baseball stadium
Home plate to center field, Taoyuan International Baseball Stadium

Taoyuan International Baseball Stadium is the newest ballpark in the league, and it shows in its more contemporary styling and amenities. Its problem is that it is located in the middle of nowhere. Well, technically, it is part of Qingbu Sports Park, which is in the middle of nowhere. It is a little over a mile from the high-speed rail station, which is a little over a mile from the international airport, but it is also not really near anything else. Downtown Taoyuan is over five miles away, so it is just the sports park and nothing else around except for the train station.

The park itself has an erector set vibe going for it, with exposed ribs circling the park in its middle section, and an angular shade roof extending inward over the park. There's a big pavilion in front of the park, filled with bat sculptures, a circle of flagpoles, and mitt-shaped concrete benches. The tiled walkway goes all the way around the stadium, and it is actually a second level over a lower level where parking lots and the bus parking all lie underneath.

The ticket booth lies just to the left of the main entrance, and other entrances, vending machines, and bathrooms extend around the stadium at fairly regular intervals. The vending machines were a new twist, as for some reason, there weren't any at all in the other stadiums in Taiwan, nor many vending machines in general. Around the back of the stadium is the entrance for the bleachers and nothing much else. On the road to the right of the stadium, freelance food vendors set up before the game for the budget-conscious.

There were two other ballparks surrounding the main park. There was one that looked like a little-league field in the back, but there was a rather old-looking but professional number next door. Since the sports park and the main stadium were relatively new, I assumed that this was the old ballpark for a previous incarnation of the team, but I'd been unable to find any information on it until I got home. (It turned out to be just another park they built next to the main one.) It looked a bit run down, but was still all together, but it seemed anyone could go in if they wanted. I did poke around a bit until I got to a playground that was between the old park and the new that was occupied by a rather sizeable pack of wild dogs, and I decided on discretion being the better part of valor and went back to the main stadium.

Once inside the main entrance to the park, you are greeting by a giant flat-screen TV that was showing an extra-innings Dodgers/D-Backs contest this night. I'm not exactly sure who this was to appeal to, outside of general baseball fans and the occasional American who wanders in. The drop ceiling in the entrance way was done in a bat and ball pattern. The desk for the fan club was also located in in the foyer.

The main walkway extended out from here in both directions. Various concession stands lined the walls and kiosks stood on their own in the hallways. The official Monkeys concession stands had drinks, salads, and snacks, and something called a "Subber," that was some manner of submarine sandwich with meat and vegetables. And then there was a giant corn dog stand, and you sort of felt like home.

On the visitors side, in addition to the food stands, there was the table for visiting team merchandise and a model of the stadium. The further back towards the outfield you went, the more abandoned the hallway started feeling. On the "home" third base side, there was a table and rack selling jerseys, and then a more upscale merchandise shop with dim lighting and muted colors that sold all manner of Monkeys trinkets. Further down the same hallway was a hip shop for parent company "La new" that sold some of their signature sneakers, for people who wanted to buy shoes at the ballgame.

The seating areas were separated into the segregated outfield bleachers, and an infield grandstand and upper deck. The outfield bleachers had actual seats, and were split into two section by a walkway in left and right-center, and, for some reason, three sections in right, with an added level in the section right next to the scoreboard. Both the outfield and the upper deck infield were closed off for this game, likely due to lack of demand. A medium-sized foul ball fence extended from the home-base netting all the way down to the outfield seating.

The lower-deck infield seats had one path that separated the seats into an upper and lower level, as well as an upper walkway at the top of the seating bowl. There were some concession stands perched on the top walkways for everyone stuck in seats at the back. They also had an entrance into the luxury boxes that lined either side of the press box behind home plate. There were two scoreboards: a large, detailed game scoreboard in left-center, and a big video number out in right-center.

There were the prerequisite stages build into the home and away dugouts where the cheering squads held court. The Monkeys had an MC and a cheerleader group, as well as the nominal monkey mascot, who spent most of the game either dancing with the cheerleaders or out and about the entire home side of the field, meeting and greeting fans. One negative point was that they had speakers to pipe in additional crowd noise. The Monkeys are the youngest team in the league (and also the worst), so I don't know if they are having problems getting people in the seats, but, man, pre-recorded crowd noise is never the answer. The crowd was about half-full on the home side, and the visiting Brother Elephants from just down the road in New Taipei had about a quarter of the seats on the visiting side filled.

Mascots and cheerleaders
Mascots and cheerleaders

Songs and cheering were pretty standard for Taiwan, although they did have a more Western-style "Let's go" chant (in English), and in the middle innings, they had everyone whip out their smart phones with their Monkeys app and did a sing-along while they swayed their phones in the air. Asia, man. Asia. The victory celebration included a small fireworks show (that no doubt terrified the feral dogs back there) in addition to the normal MVP awards.


At the Game with Oogie:
Corn dog
"Corn dog"

After all my ramblings around to take pictures, there was a line at the main entrance to get into the stadium. I managed to find myself positioned right before a busload of schoolkids who were lead by their teachers or chaperones or whathaveyou into line right behind me.

This was inevitable. All the kids started whispering to each other and pointing, and it was just a matter of time before one of them got up the nerve to do it.

"Hello," one said.

"Ni hao," I said back.

I was clearly doing it wrong, as he looked confused.

"HELLO," he said again.

"Hello," I said back, giving them what they wanted.

And that was all it took. They all started shouting "Hello" at me, and I had to answer them all until we got into the stadium.

I spent a bunch of time and money in the swank merchandise shop. Of all the teams in Taiwan, the angry gorilla branding was easily the most compelling. T-shirts, buttons... it all went in the bag.

And when you have a giant corn-dog concession stand, you have to get yourself a giant corndog, especially if you're in Asia.

When I got to my seat, I was surrounded by families, and there were a couple of guys out for a night of baseball next to me. Somewhere in the middle innings, the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder while I was writing away on my scorecard. The monkey mascot was in the aisle and would not leave until I gave him a high-five. High-five collected, he went on his way down to schmooze with the other fans in the area. So that, children, is how I high-fived a guy in a monkey suit in Taiwan.

Also somewhere in the middle innings, the home fans were getting quiet as the MC and the cheerleaders took a break from the heat. It was then that an older white guy got up and sarcastically said how he liked it over here because it was too noisy on the Elephants' side of the field. I can only assume that he was the father of one of the American players on the team. Or maybe he was just an insane baseball fan like me. I'll never know.

He proceeded to go back and forth in the cheering section and whip the crowd into a frenzy and lead the cheers himself. People came up to him and gave him high-fives or hugs, and all by himself, he had the crowd back in it just as the Monkeys pulled together a big inning. I'm not saying that Turbo Whitey was responsible for the big inning, but I am noting that it happened right after he got the crowd back in the game.


The Game:
First pitch, Elephants vs. Monkeys
First pitch, Elephants vs. Monkeys

The Monkeys and the visiting Elephants faced off for the first time this trip, and, for the most part, it was the most conventional game I saw. The Elephants started with just an infield single to show for the top of the first, while the Monkeys got a walk and a single with nothing across in their half.

I say "conventional" game, and then there was the top of the second. A leadoff double was followed by a booted ball by the shortstop to make it first and second with no out. In good Asian fashion, the next batter bunted them over to second and third. And then the next batter lined a shot to third. With the lead runner going on contact, the third baseman threw over to first, who threw back to third to get the slow runner from second on a routine 5-3-5 DP. The lead runner scored before the end of the play, leaving the visiting Elephants in the lead, 1-0. The Monkeys got a leadoff single in their half, but he was eventually erased on a one-out grounder to short where he tagged the runner from first and threw over to first for a little "6t-6-3" double play.

The Elephants got a one-out single to center in the top of the third, and the runner promptly stole second. A two-out single to left scored him, but the new runner promptly got picked off at first after a small rundown, leaving it 2-0, Elephants. The Monkeys went weakly in order in their part of the frame.

In the top of the fourth, the Elephants scattered two singles to no effect, and the only runner the Monkeys had in the bottom was on an error by the third baseman. The Elephants went in order in the fifth, but the Monkeys put together quite an inning. There was the leadoff single to right, moved to third on a double to left. The pitcher struck out the next batter, but then fell apart. He hit the next batter to load the bases, and then, after an epic at-bat that went into double-digits pitches, he walked in a run. Then he walked the next batter to bring in another run. Finally, the catcher let one get away from him to bring in another run, before the pitcher settled down to get two more outs in order. But the damage was done, and the Monkeys went ahead, 3-2.

The visitors scattered a single and reached on error in the top of the sixth, but the Monkeys kept their train running. A one-out single chased the Elephants starter, but his replacement gave up another single to center to make it first and third with one out. A grounder to second got another out, but the runner from third scored. A strikeout closed the inning with the Monkeys now up 4-2. The Elephants had something in the seventh, though. A leadoff single was followed by a one-out single and a walk to load the bases and chase the Monkeys' pitcher. A sacrifice fly brought in a run and the new pitcher uncorked one to move the runners up to second and third, but he got a ground-out to third to end the half, 4-3 Monkeys.

The Monkeys had something of their own in the seventh, with a leadoff walk and then a hit batsman that chased another Elephants' pitcher. The new pitcher walked the bases loaded, but a numerically satisfying 1-2-3 double play gave him some room, and a fly out to second ended the half with no one across. In top of the eighth, a leadoff walk was followed by a one-out hit batsman, but a more conventional 4-6-3 double play ended the threat by the Elephants. A new Elephants' pitcher struck out the Monkeys in order in their half.

The Monkeys closed it out by getting the Elephants in order in the top of the ninth, cementing their 4-3 win.


The Scorecard:
Elephants vs. Monkeys, 06-13-13. Monkeys win, 4-3.Elephants vs. Monkeys, 06-13-13. Monkeys win, 4-3.
Elephants vs. Monkeys, 06/13/13. Monkeys win, 4-3.

As always, I was using the BBWAA scorebook. This was more a game of odd double plays. I'm not sure I had ever got to write in a "DP 1-2-3" from the seventh inning of this game before, and I know for a fact, I never did a "DP 5-3-5" before. There was also a "CS 1-3-6-3" in the top of the third. The only other scoring bit of note was the epic at-bat by the Monkey's third baseman in the fifth inning where he drew a walk to force in a run. I just used the gem symbol ("!") in his frame.


The Accommodations:
I was at the Imperial again this evening. I didn't spend much time in the room at all except for sleeping, both in the afternoon and evening.



2013 Taiwan
Kaohsiung

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Kaohsiung

On Having One Job

ChengCing Lake Baseball Stadium
ChengCing Lake Baseball Stadium, 2013
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Uni-President 7-11 Lions vs. EDA Rhinos
ChengCing Lake Baseball Stadium
Chinese Professional Baseball
Kaohsiung, Taiwan
18:35


Outside the Game:
Since the high-speed rail ride to nearby Kaohsiung was only about fifteen minutes, I could afford to sleep in a little before heading down to my inconceivably large breakfast buffet again with my free paper. I ate until it was necessary to leave, and then grabbed my stuff, checked out, and went across the street to wait for the free shuttle bus to the high-speed station. It came, I went, and I got on the train for an inconsequential ride to Kaohsiung.

Train station
Trains ahoy

Kaohsiung was always the "problem" of this trip, in that the main baseball park in the city is near a recreational area northeast of the city and not near anything resembling mass transit. It seemed a flaw for the biggest baseball stadium in the south, but who am I to judge?

A Taiwanese co-worker had helped me work out some buses that seemed to offer some hope, but this was always a little more mushy than I like my plans, so I was looking for some more solid information once I got boots on the ground. At the high-speed rail station, I stopped at the information booth, and the man there gave me a map and several places to catch the buses that my co-worked had correctly identified.

Buoyed by that information, I bought a ticket for my train the next day and then went onto the subway to get to my hotel. The Kaohsiung subway was much like the Taipei one, in that it had either the casino-chip, single-trip tokens, or a multi-use refill card. Since I was only using the subway once or twice, I opted for the tokens and a quick and uneventful ride to the station by my hotel.

After a bit of back-and-forth to find the right alley that held my hotel, I was able to check in early and dump all my stuff in the room. As this was going to be a one-day wonder trip, I got all my clothes and whatnot ready for the next day and re-packed, and then sat in the welcoming air conditioning for a while.

Since getting to the stadium was such a sketchy endeavor, I just decided to make a day of it, and at around two, I headed out. I walked up to the main local-service train station, which was just one more subway stop to the north. I went to the information desk there to ask which bus to take to get to the park. The woman at the counter gave me a bunch of useful information, but also offered the caution that the buses stop running at 10-ish and there aren't usually many cabs up by the lake district, so I also asked her for the number of a cab company, figuring I'd work out the logistics of actually calling a cab later.

So I popped out to wait for the bus, which was supposed to come every fifteen minutes or so. A scrolling sign informed me that the next 60 bus would arrive in about 20 minutes, so I figured I had just missed the last one. Over the next twenty minutes, the line behind me got longer, until it was snaking all around the waiting area. The sign said "bus arriving soon," and then a 60 bus drove past without stopping, and the sign changed to the next 60 bus arriving in 30 minutes. I seemed to be the only one who noticed that, and I wondered if they were repeating this message in Chinese or not, or if there was a different message in Chinese.

And so we waited. And waited. And another 60 bus finally showed up, and we all got on. I had a vague idea of how long I had to go on the bus until we got to the lake area, but standing around in the heat for so long waiting for the bus had gotten to me, and I promptly fell asleep in my seat. Fate had my six that day, as I woke up about a minute before the ChengCing Lake stop was announced. I groggily got off the bus and tried to work out my next move.

I had some Google maps printed out, but they were not of a resolution that would make precise navigation possible. The bus stop was right by a university in this area of the town, so I tried to find another point of triangulation reference nearby. There was such a thing with the huge, gated entrance to the ChengCing Lake park, which was located a little down the road. Inside was presumably the man-made lake itself, along with, if the signs could be believed, an aquarium located in a former Presidential bomb shelter. As enticing as this was to visit, I had to be sure I knew where the ballgame was being played first. I thought I had the bearings I needed, so I started off.

There was a nice little wetlands park along the route I was travelling, and I eventually got the idea I was going in the right direction. I passed a hospital on my way, and that became fallback position one on getting home, as it would probably be pretty easy to get a cab at the hospital if the game went too long. The local buses only ran until about 10 PM, so I needed to be thinking about my way back if things went all pear-shaped. A little past the hospital was a small mall, with a bread shop and a 7-11. I took the opportunity to load up on snacks and water, as I still wasn't quite sure where the park was from there.

I set out again, at least fed and hydrated, and then I thought I saw something on the horizon, so I cut across a road and another park until I definitively saw what had to be a set of stadium lights. Triumphant, I marched as directly as possible towards them, until I inevitably met up with the stadium.

And then I was in a bit of a situation. It was still about three hours or so before game time, which was not quite enough time to go back and visit the lake and the aquarium, but not close enough to even line up for tickets (which presumably wouldn't go on sale until two hours before the game). Especially given how popular the Rhinos game had been in Taipei, I didn't want to risk being sent out to the bleachers for this game.

So I spent some time walking around the park and taking pictures and dodging the packs of wild dogs that seemed to be some sort of feature in Taiwan. About twenty minutes before the tickets were to go on sale at the one ticket window open for early sales, I went back up to the top level by the ticket window and stood on what passed for a line.

I say this because it was still in the heat of the afternoon, and the ticket window was on the upper level, unprotected from the sun, except for the shadow that the ticket booth itself cast on the walkway. And all of us early-comers (all guys, go figure) were in some manner of line, cowering in the shade until the booth opened. I was clearly a curiosity, but no one could spare the energy to say anything, as we all waited as coolly and unmovingly as possible for the booth to open.

After a seemingly endless amount of sun-addled time, it did, and I was able to acquire my ticket and go wandering again. I found out that there was a bus stop actually behind the stadium, so I could have walked even less if I had known, and then I wandered across the street to a small military memorial museum. The museum itself was closed that day, but the small park in front of it was open, with various tanks and planes to hold one's interest while running from patch of shade to patch of shade. It eventually was time to enter the game, so I went back across the street to get in the stadium.

Upon leaving after the rather lengthy game, I was concerned about how I was going to get back downtown to the hotel. The last public transit bus had stopped running, and I was a long way from home. It was then that I found out that the CPBL runs free buses back to downtown after the games, and I was greatly relieved. I followed the crowds to the buses, and I saw a taxi parked there. Deciding that the convenience of going directly back to my hotel outweighed any potential costs the cab could incur, I asked if he was engaged yet, and when he said no, I gave him the card for my hotel and piled into the back seat for a rather relaxing ride back to town. In the end, I think the taxi was about $10 American, which was among some of the best-spent money I think I ever transacted. A fifteen-minute or so taxi ride had me back at the hotel, where I trundled up to my room to wash the disgusting off of me before hitting the sack for an early train the next day back up north.


The Stadium & Fans:
Nome to center, ChengCing Lake Baseball Stadium
Home plate to center field, ChengCing Lake Baseball Stadium

ChengCing Lake Baseball Stadium was the most imposing stadium I saw on the trip. It was a giant oval in the image of a lot of 70's era American ballparks, but not in the generic, multi-use way that they were. The park was perched in a large surrounding plaza, with government offices off to another plaza to the right of it, and a small field of something off to the left. In the far distance was the lake itself. Across the street, as mentioned, was a veterans memorial park and museum. Slightly over from that park is where the third-party concessionaires set up for the game for those looking for more discount food before entering the stadium.

You can walk around the entire base of the circularish-stadium. There is a brick walkway that extends all the way around. Near home plate is the main VIP entrance, which is flanked by walls on both sides. It wasn't so VIP that a small group of random dogs wasn't allowed to lounge around in the shade it offered. Concessions were located in an area to the right of the VIP entrance, which not only included food, but also a food massage booth for the weary. There were various offices on either side of the first level, and toward the back on the right field side was the bus and parking entrance. Given the workers there, it also seemed to be the maintenance area. All the way around back were the bleachers entrances, with its own wide stairway that led to entrances on either side of the top.

There were two other loops around the most of the infield on higher levels. Several sets of stairs and some ramps led up to a second walkway level on the park. This is where the main grandstand entrance was located behind home plate, and it was flanked by the ticket booths for the stadium. On either side of that was what promised to be a hall of fame and a baseball museum, but neither seemed to be open the day I was there. There were also CPBL offices to be found, so this may also serve as the league center, which would be odd for a stadium so far from the city center.

There were also stairs and elevators up to a third level, which was presumably for the upper deck of the stadium, but since the upper deck was closed for this game, all the ways up were locked up, so I couldn't test out that theory.

Once you enter the park, you are immediately greeted by various merchandise stands, most, if not all, selling merchandise related to Manny Ramirez. Manny pictures, Manny balls, Manny towels... it was all available to you. On either side of the merch table were food vendors. There were smaller kiosks selling specialty hot dogs or sausages and larger stands selling more drinks and food that included grilled vegetables, donuts, and hot dogs. The lower interior walkway ran all the way from left field to right field. There were scattered bathrooms to be had, and the closed entrances to the museums, but outside of the visitors merch tables on the first-base side, the hallway was largely deserted. There were a couple of concessions stands, but they were all closed. The walls were covered with some great moments in team history as well as historical achievements for Taiwanese baseball. The hallways also ended in the entrances to the luxury seating areas.

Manny Ramirez
Manny

The infield grandstand seating bowl was separated into a lower and upper section by a promenade that extended all around the stadium. There were large stage areas on top of the inset dugouts of both teams for their cheering section, and, more in keeping with Asian parks, there was a relatively low foul ball fence that extended around the entire infield seating area. There was a special, roped-off seating area for VIP fans right behind the dugout stage, and there were other special seats with tables and power outlets under cover of the upper deck located at the top of the first and third base seat areas. A ring of luxury boxes also extended from about first to third base.

There was also an upper walkway at the top of the lower infield seating area. It held a couple of small concession kiosks and bathroom (as well as another entrance into the luxury boxes), and it led back down to the main walkways through regularly placed stairwells.

Towards the end of the seating areas in left and right field, the seat order got a little sketchy, with some restricted-view seats located somewhat haphazardly at the end of the sections. The outfield bleachers were once again segregated from the infield area, with their own entrances in the back of the stadium. They were "bleachers" per se, as they all had seats, and a walkway separated them into a lower and upper area all across the outfield. The largest scoreboard in Taiwan so far dominated the left-center area, with space for full lineups of the players, as well as the umpires.

There was an upper deck with its own sun shade that extended from a little beyond first to a little beyond third, but it wasn't open for this game. I imagine that they only open it up when demand dictates. The only people up there for the entire game were some cameramen, who no doubt had their choice of the various foul balls that made it up there over the course of the game.

Cheerleaders and mascot
Cheers and mascots

The Rhinos mascot and the cheer squad were both present for all of the game, and the Rhinos mascot did more schmoozing with the fans throughout the entire seating area than the other mascots so far seemed to do. There was a bit more to the interactions with the fans between innings that the regular dance numbers with the cheerleaders and mascot. There were some contests to pick the best fan sign that were brought to the park that day, and some guessing games, but much less than you'd find in the MLB of MiLB. Chants and singing were mostly Asia-regular, although there Rhinos fans did have a thing they did with balloons (thought not the rocket balloon launches common in Japan) in the later innings. There were some Japan-style beer girls (and beer boys) moving through the stands throughout the game, as well as some other concessions that came through for other food and merchandise.

Both home and visiting sides of the infield seating area were mostly filled up, with a nod to the home fans. There was a thin crowd out in the bleachers for the game, and both crowds were very much into the game, and it got very loud in some places. The biggest cheers were, of course, for Manny Ramirez, who only managed to go 1-3 with a run scored this night, but no one seemed to care either way.


At the Game with Oogie:
Scoring
Taiwan scoring

I scored some seats a little up on the home third-base side, near the stage. Because of the ticket I bought, I apparently got to go in for batting practice before the rest of the hoi polloi, which gave me some extra time for taking photographs. Despite my obvious racial failing, I was given an CPBL Taiwanese All-Star ballot, which I still do not know how to read. They had a special area set up by the entrance for fans to fill them out and return them, so they were clearly taking the whole proceeding very seriously. Since my only option was to fill out some random ovals and hope for the best, I just held onto the ballot.

I grabbed one of the sweet sausages in a rice bun and a lot of water for my dinner that evening at one of the concession stands that opened up after the general admission was allowed in. I took that back to my seat, where I was surrounded by young men who, in various groups, were all there to take in a game that evening, or perhaps get close enough to ogle the cheerleaders. I'm not sure, and I'm not one to judge. Groups of them would pop out and back with various food and beer throughout the course of the game, and all of them stayed the four hours until the end of the game.


The Game:
First pitch, Lions vs. Rhinos
First pitch, Lions vs. Rhinos

There was one game on this trip where I was worried about the time. As mentioned, before the game, I didn't know that the CPBL ran buses to downtown after the game, so I was worried about the game ending after the regular city buses stopped running at 10 PM. But that would only happen if the game, say, went four hours or something. So you know exactly what happened here. Nearly everything conspired to make this game go as long as possible.

And it was not helped at all by the Rhinos starting pitcher for the evening, who went to Traschel-eque lengths to delay between pitches to the point where I completely hated a stranger I had never met. Every pitch was followed by at least a minute before the next pitch, and it drove me entirely crazy, both as a baseball fan and observer, and as someone who had to get out of that place at some point.

Despite his slowness, he got the Lions 1-2-3 in the first, though the Rhinos also went in order, although more quickly. Captain Slow did less well in the second, giving up a leadoff single to center. A one-out single to left made it first and third with one out, and if at all even possible, the Rhinos' pitcher was even slower with men on base. It didn't help him, as a sacrifice fly to center gave the Lions the lead, 1-0. The Rhinos came back in their half, with Manny Ramirez leading off the second with a single to right. A double only got him over to third, but a sacrifice fly of their own tied it up, 1-1, before two  straight outs ended the inning.

After getting two outs to start the third, the Chinese Rain Delay gave up back-to-back-to-back singles. The first runner stole second and was brought in by the second hit, and the second batsman took second on the unsuccessful throw home. The third hit brought him home... and then the runner at first was called out. I'm not exactly sure what happened. As the throw from right came to the first-base side, the only reason I can possibly imagine for him being called out was an interference call, as it didn't look like he left the bag at first to be tagged. Either way, he was out to end the rally at 3-1, Lions, and there was no explanation I could discern of the call made in English. The Rhinos unceremoniously went in order in the bottom of the inning.

The fourth went in order for both sides. The fifth started off with a leadoff double for the Lions. A one-out walk made it first and second, but Sergeant Molasses almost got out of it with a foul out to first. But a single to right brought in the runner from second before a fly-out ended it at 5-1, Lions. The Rhinos started off the bottom of the fifth with a walk, who moved over to second on a single to shallow center. With a 1-2 count on the next batter, the pitcher was removed due to injury, and a new pitcher came in, prolonging the game further. He got the next batter to ground to first, where the first baseman took the force at first and then threw to the shortstop covering second for a tag-out double-play. A fly to left ended the threat and the half.

The Rhinos finally put in a new pitcher, who only gave up a single in the top of the sixth, and the Rhinos went in order in the bottom half. The seventh started with a leadoff double to center, but the next batter lined back to Lions' pitcher, who made the play, but was then also replaced due to an injury, dragging in another pitcher to extend the game more. A grounder to second got booted, making it first and third, but a grounder to short erased the runner at first, but brought the player from third home. A strikeout ended the half. The Rhinos got three short singles in the seventh that managed to load the bases, but strand the runners, leaving it 5-2, Lions.

The Lions got a one-out single in the eighth that moved to second on a ground-out and scored on a single to center. Another short single to left made it first and third with two outs, but a grounder to short ended the top of the inning. The game was long-since decided at this point, but the Rhinos decided to see how long they could make a half-inning. The bottom of the eighth began with a drizzling rain, which seemed intent on testing my patience with reality. There was a leadoff walk and a one-out walk that chased the current Lions' pitcher. The new pitcher promptly walked the bases loaded, before a ground-out to third scored a run and left it first and second with two outs. A short single to center loaded the bases again before a fly-out to center ended the inning at 6-2, Lions.

With two outs in the ninth, the Lions decided to get their run back with three straight singles to score the run before a ground-out to second ended the half. The Rhinos only managed a two-out walk before a strikeout finally ended the four hour endeavor at 7-2, Lions.


The Scorecard:
Lions vs. Rhinos, 06-11-13. Lions win, 7-2.Lions vs. Rhinos, 06-11-13. Lions win, 7-2.
Lions vs. Rhinos, 06/11/13. Lions win, 7-2.

I was using the BBWAA scorebook again, and there were some odd ones this night as well. In the third was that play that I'm still not sure what happened. I have it recorded as "Int-3?" on the scorecard. In the top of the fourth, there was an "inning extension" error as the left fielder dropped a ball in foul territory and earned himself an E7 for the effort (recorded in black at the bottom of the batter's frame). There were the two injury removals of pitchers in the fifth and seventh. I noted the count on the batter in progress for the first Lions pitcher who was removed. I also noted the failed sacrifice bunt in the top of the fifth that led to a 2-3 put-out.

Also in the fifth was the rather rare "DP 3U-6t," where the first baseman got the put-out and threw to the shortstop to put on the tag. Everything else was rather straightforward, if loooong.


The Accommodations:
Kindness Hotel
Kindness Hotel

For a one-night stay where I wasn't particularly expecting to be in the room that long, I picked the Kindness Hotel, a mid-ranged business hotel that had a bunch of locations around the city. I selected the one right by the Formosa Street Station, which is a transit hub in the city. It provided me pretty much exactly what I needed, in that it was convenient to the high-speed rail station and was convenient as possible to the stadium out in the middle of nowhere.

It had the smallish building all to itself, but similar to many of the other hotels I'd run into in Taiwan, the rooms were crammed in every possible crevice. The rooms also had a weird double-door system I hadn't run into before. There was an outer door, and then a larger, heavier interior door, that made we wonder if crime was an issue in this area or it was just something to give a little more soundproofing.

The room itself was fairly standard. There was the main area dominated by the bed, with a TV and small desk ledge on the opposite wall, and a connected bathroom. There were required shower slippers for the bathroom, and the shower itself was quite interesting in that it had three settings. There was the more familiar handset sprayer and shower head (which completely shot off the housing when I turned it on, but that's another story), and then there were a number of smaller, horizontal-facing shower heads that seemed to serve as a hose-off function (though designed for someone slightly smaller than me).

All the necessary shower fluids were provided in dispenser tanks on the wall of the shower, but the soap and shampoo were curiously differentiated by gender, though the conditioner was apparently unisex. So there's that.



2013 Taiwan

Friday, June 7, 2013

New Taipei City

An Introduction:


A new year brings a new country, in this case: Taiwan (or Formosa, or Chinese Taipei, depending on who you ask). Taiwan, with the exception of mainland China, had the last unseen professional baseball league in Asia (and the one on the mainland seems to be on unsound footing at best). Taiwan has a history as an island filled with baseball fans, and under fifteen years ago, it had the second-largest pro league in Asia, with an average attendance that would be quite at home in the highest level of the American minor leagues, not to mention a second, competing major league vying for fans' attention. But a series of gambling scandals linked to organized crime decimated the league, causing over half its teams to fold and never come back. Almost five years from the last big scandal, and energized by a surprisingly good performance at the 2013 World Baseball Classic and the signing of steroid-tainted former MLB star Manny Ramirez to a half-year contract with one of their teams, the remaining four teams of the Chinese Professional Baseball League (CPBL) have seen a surge in interest and attendance that seems to indicate a rebound for the struggling organization.

As with all Asian baseball teams, the squads are named for the corporate team owners who use them as a form of subsidized advertising for the parent company. (And as with the Korean teams, the city affiliation isn't even mentioned in favor of the corporate.) This was a particularly important point when the betting scandals hit, as the parent companies bowed out as soon as the scandals went public, as it was not good PR to continue their association with mobster-tainted enterprises. The remaining teams standing are the Brother Elephants (hotel chain), Uni-President 7-11 Lions (the ubiquitous convenience stores), the EDA Rhinos (entertainment conglomerate), and the Lamingo Monkeys (the health products and travel agency arm of a shoe company).

And also as with all Asian baseball teams, the parks are split up into home and visiting cheering sections. And, following the Korean model, those cheering sections are centered on the top of the dugouts, used as stages for the home MC, cheerleaders, and band to run the crowd through the paces of cheering (in the form of choreographed songs, noise-making, and hand gestures) for their batters when at the plate and their pitchers when they make an out.

Because the CPBL uses the last two weeks in June as make-up games without formal scheduling (it is immediately followed by their All-Star Game week and the half-season break), I had to push up my normal end-of-June schedule to the start of June. In the interest of international good will, I'd like to offer the good folks of the Taiwan Tourist Bureau some suggestions for slogans for Taiwan in June:

Taiwan in June: The Temperature Can't Hit Triple Digits If You Use Celsius
Taiwan in June: It Only Usually Rains Once a Day
Taiwan in June: You Can't Spell "Huh, My Lungs Have Fluid" without "Humid"
Taiwan in June: Five Minutes Outside Before You Are Permeated with Sweat Is Enough for Anyone

Enough with the scene-setting. On we go.



On a Long Ride

Japan Air Lounge
Japan Air Lounge
Sunday June 2, 2013
Jamaica, Queens


Outside the Game:
The logistics of this day were a lot more difficult to quantify than even the previous trips. For example: When exactly did I leave on this trip? By strictest definition, my flight was scheduled to leave at 1:45 AM on Sunday, June 2. Yet, the majority of the time and preparation for the flight would fall on the Saturday previous. The time travel for this flight would be particularly acute, as I'd experience only the briefest sliver of Sunday, and be immediately thrust out into the world of Monday morning without so much as a how-do-you-do.

Existential problems aside, this left me with the entire day to get my affairs in order. Given how much of a worry-wart I get when big travels are afoot, this arrangement is probably for the best. I had all day to finish packing and fretting to the point that I was even able to do recreational activities, such as napping and buying over-priced tickets to the MLB All-Star Game, before I had to leave for the airport.

As I had to have my car in for its regular state inspection, I drove over to my parent's house to leave my car for said inspection and have my father kindly take me to JFK. We struggled through some mild traffic and listened to the Yankees get pummeled by the Red Sox as we drove past the scene of that particular crime in the Bronx. Traffic aside, we made great time, found my terminal, and I was cast out into the uncaring world of JFK Terminal One.

I had splurged for a business class ticket (sorry, "Royal Laurel Class"), so I got to go straight to the check-in counter, which wasn't that crowded as I had gotten in quite early for a quite late flight. I got checked in and went to the VIP security line.

It was here I had my first existential crisis, as the security people weren't interested in me at all. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't want to be hassled, but as an official middle-aged white guy, I was completed invisible to the security process. Because we all know honkey ain't going to bring down the plane. Hey, maybe I will, dammit. Middle-aged folks used to cross the street to avoid being too near me. I'm still threatening. Pay attention to me! What have I become? What have I become?

I've become a guy who can afford a business class ticket, that's who. And that ticket got me into the Japan Airlines club room, because coach is for suckers, yo. The club had free food, booze, and WIFI, and tons of chairs to luxuriate in before the flight. And I had plenty of time to kill. There were a bunch of older folks decked out and sleeping when I got there, and I wasn't sure if it was because they are old, or because it was a good idea. The flight is leaving in the wee hours of morning, and it was arriving in the wee hours of the morning, so I wasn't sure if sleeping at the start or sleeping at the end was the best idea.

As I sat in the club, some Chinese students (likely on their way home for the summer) sat behind me and started talking rapid-fire. But they were breaking my mind, because they kept switching in and out of Chinese to English, and I wasn't sure if my comprehension was getting better, or they were just speaking English. So it goes.

Eventually, it was time for boarding. And it seemed to go fine, or it went fine as far as I could tell, since I was the second person on the plane, and quickly settled into my command pod. I forgot how much coach really was for suckers. The seat pod had a truly amazing array of controls just for the various permutations of the seat, which ranged from full upright to fully flat, with about a hundred and fifty different stages in-between. You got your own mega stereo headphones and inputs for nearly every personal electronic device you could imagine should the expansive choices on the entertainment display not be enough for you. And a free water bottle, and super slippers, and circulation socks, and more stuff than I knew what to do with.

The pod
The pod

The stewardess eventually came around to welcome me aboard and take my orders for the various meals throughout the flight, and ask if I needed anything at the moment. It was all very civilized, and my only goal at that point was not to fall asleep until we were in the air at cruising altitude so I could try out the seat's bed mode.

This was complicated by some rather cryptic delay messages that went out over the intercom. Something something person... The crew was speaking their accented English very quickly, so it was hard to hear what they were saying, and being nearly passed out from exhaustion didn't help. Eventually, after about an hour, a group of four passengers were marched off the plane. The stewardesses eventually went around to every seat in first class and explained that a passenger had a very high fever and was trying to fly, and they eventually kicked them off when they wouldn't leave voluntarily. As I sat there, under my fluffy blanket, drinking my free water, and eating my free snacks, I just couldn't get all that upset.

I was reasonably worried about a sixteen hour plane flight, even though it was only two hours more than my flight last year to Korea. But we eventually took off, and I put the seat into bed mode, and I immediately slept half of it away without even looking at the sleeping pills I had procured from my doctor earlier in the week. I apparently even slept through dinner, which would be odd to serve in the first half of a flight such as this where most of the passengers would be asleep, but that's not for me to decide, really.

Upon waking up, the stewardess asked me if I wanted a snack, which turned out be a big bowl of pork noodles. Solidly awake, I started flipping through the entertainment options, and came across the entire run of BBC Sherlock. And the rest of my flight is pretty much over there. I spent most of it watching Sherlock again, having meals, or naps. Frankly, my sixteen hour flight to Taiwan felt a lot shorter than my twelve-hour flights to Japan. Or, hell, even some flights I've taken to the West Coast.

First class
Because I deserve it.

Because first class is awesome.


The Accommodations:
The plane in my mega-pod seat thing.



On a Long Day

Yep.
Monday, June 3, 2013
Taipei, Taiwan


Outside the Game:
I begin the reckoning of this day on when I got off the plane, and for this particular flight, it is largely congruent with reality. We got off the plane at some time around 7:00 AM local time. Not having any bags to pick up, I went straight to customs with the first group from first class and got through in about five minutes. I made my way through the terminal to the tourist booth and waited my turn to ask about where the ATM was and how to get the bus to Taipei proper (as the international airport was really the next city over and about an hour from Taipei itself). Both were quickly answered, and I went on my way.

Taoyuan International Airport
Taoyuan International Airport

I found myself behind another American at the ATM, and she seemed completed mystified that the money would come out in Taiwanese currency as opposed to American. Strongly resisting the urge to slap her until she made some damn sense, I nodded and got my own money and then went to the buses.

A little bit of back and forth got me to the bus line I needed, and I was informed that the next bus to Taipei was leaving right now, so I grabbed up my change and ran outside to get on the bus. While driving around, I got my first real look at the staggering amount of scooters in use in Taiwan. They outnumbered cars easily 10-1. Teens to grandparents were, um, scooting around on them, and it all seemed pretty practical until it started to rain. And then they all stopped, got rain gear out of the seat compartments, and went on their way without missing a beat.

It was an uneventful ride to Taipei, and the bus stopped right at Taipei Main Station. My first hotel for the trip was right by said Station, so if I had planned that one out, good on me. I walked around the station until I found the tourist information booth and availed myself of an English map of Taipei and directions to my hotel, which was, in fact, only a short distance away. I boldly marched out into the Taiwan morning, and nearly melted under the humid heat that at around 8:30 AM was already threatening the world with promises of spontaneous combustion.

My hotel was a little boutique number that took the entire floor of a building across the way from the station. I hadn't even realized these things exist, despite my travels to Japan and Korea. I'm not sure if this was just a Taiwan thing, or something I'd missed previously. It was a perfectly crumulent hotel; it was a hotel that was, however, just one floor.

Mildly coherent as I was, I gave the nice lady behind the counter my reservation and my passport, and then she let me check my bag with her, as I was there slightly before check-in, just shy of 9 AM. My room would be ready some time around three.

So I headed back out into the slowly boiling Taipei morning. My hotel, being right near the main train station, was just up the street from the 228 Peace Park (dedicated to the suppression of democratic protests in 1947), so I headed down there, lacking any particular directive at this point.

It was on that walk that I started to get my feet wet, so to speak, with the way Taipei worked. There was, for example, another city on the face of the planet that used Boston's completely backward traffic patterns, where everyone can make left turns and then everyone can make right turns, and if you weren't doing either, you got to sit and wait for a good, long time. Most traffic lights, however, have timers that count down how long you have on green and red lights, so you don't just sit there waiting for god knows how long. The walk signs even have some helpful animation, as they show a stick man walking, and as the timer gets closer to zero, the stick man starts walking faster and faster. This is known as a hint.

Also, scooters are everywhere. And by everywhere, I mean in every possible place that a scooter can physically fit, a scooter is there. Some street corners actually have railings installed to make sure that there is a place to walk on the street, because otherwise, scooters would just block the entire proceeding. It is also important to note that "everywhere" also includes the sidewalk, so there is really no time you are not in danger of being hit by a scooter, so don't daydream.

Sidewalks themselves are also a bit of hit and miss in Taiwan. There is nothing Westerners would identify as a "sidewalk" in a lot of places. There are definitely some pedestrian sidewalks, and there are some uneven places in front of stores that you can sometimes walk, but there are also times that you just have to walk on the edges of the street. Walking in the direction of oncoming traffic is probably your best bet, as at least you can see what might hit you, most of the time.

228 Peace Park
Memorial fountain

I eventually made my way down to the 228 Peace Park, and once I got there, I found out that most of the museums and whatnot in the area were closed because it was Monday, and that's the day they close. I walked around the park for a while to see what I could see, and then a quick check of my guide book told me that the relatively nearby Chang Kai-Shek Memorial Hall was open that day.

So I made my first foray into the Taipei subway. It was a relatively straightforward thing, especially if you're used to Asian subways. You pay by distance, and you need your ticket to get both in and out of the subway. If you buy single trip tickets, you get little casino-token looking things that you have to deposit to leave. You can also get an Easy Card that you can load up with money and then use as with an RFID reader to enter and exit that station.

Modest
Modest

I took my first trip over to the Chiang Kai-Shek station and went out into the world. Now, Mr. Shek is a bit of a controversial figure in Taiwan, as you might imagine. He was responsible for a brutal subjugation of dissident activity on the island while he still controlled the mainland, and then when he was ousted by the Reds, he preserved democracy on the island by imposing a sometimes brutal and repressive regime on the island that is just beginning to leave his somewhat sinister shadow. Most of the Taiwanese people are trying to move away from his overarching legacy, and there is a growing movement to get this particular monument removed. They have been successful so far in renaming the park in which it sits (previously "Chiang Kai-Shek Park," and now "Democracy Park"-- bask in the subtleties), but the effort to close the memorial is still in process.

And what a memorial it is. It is a thing that North Korea aspires to, and I'm sure most dictatorships look on it with envy. Subtle it is not. It sits at the head of a courtyard, flanked by the buildings for the National Theater and National Concert Hall, but very much towering over all of them. The pyramid-like structure culminates in a 80-some step ascension to a giant bronze statue of the man in question, continuously protected by an honor guard of two soldiers in (I kid you not) reflective chrome helmets and tap boots, who have an elaborate changing of the guards ceremony every hour for the benefit of the onlookers.

Honor guard
Kick it, girls.

The base of the marble pyramid houses cavernous halls that contain galleries, exhibition halls, and, unsurprisingly, a museum dedicated to the man himself. It's not as much the things you'd probably expect that throw you (the formative years, the good family, etc. etc.), but the things like his bitching cars (two of which are featured prominently in the flesh), and his wife's clothes, and the really, really disturbing recreation of his office, where a mannequin of him greets you eerily from behind his old desk, smirking paternally at you. I have seen more humble gods than this.

Chang Kai-Shek desk
'Sup.

That said, they do also host some content worth seeing there. One of the temporary exhibits in one of the halls was all about ancient Rome, so that was a gimmie. It was a fairly basic review of the empire, but it had a surprising amount of authentic pieces such as statuary and coinage on loan from various museums in Italy.

Roman exhibit
Nothing says "Asia" like Romans

After that, it was back out into the world. A nearby pond had a fish-shaped vending machine from which to buy food for the fish that inevitably inhabited such things. I spent $10 NTD ( about .30 American) and relaxed while the fish fought over my generous bounty. I then walked over to the Taiwanese presidential residence, but you had to arrange for tours in advance, and they did not allow for photography, so I lost interest quickly.

It was about 1 PM at this point, and as far as I was concerned, I had been up since last Thursday. I needed to kill some more time, but there was nothing open of cultural interest nearby, I was kind of loopy, and the heat was not helping. I decided to take the subway back to Taipei Main Station to do some research for the buses and trains later in the week, and kill some time indoors. I found all the schedule information I needed for the bullet trains, and I got all the info on the bus for later in the week at the tourist info counter (as well as my free login for the Taiwan WIFI system that is active in pretty much all government places). I went upstairs to the food court to look around (but I wasn't hungry), and bleary-eyed at this point, I whipped out my iPad and started to check the Internet until I nearly fell off the bench I was on due to exhaustion.

Just shy of 2 PM (or 2 AM in "as far as my body was concerned" time), I went back to the hotel to either get into my room, or pass out on their lobby couch for a while. As luck would have it, housekeeping had just gotten done with my room, so I finished checking in, dragged my crap to my room, and promptly passed out on my bed for about four hours or so.

After my rather extensive "nap," I took a shower and got dressed, and headed out into the much more reasonable Taipei evening. I went into the subway, and headed over to Longshan Temple station, home to the aforementioned temple and apparently a bevy of "night markets" for which Taipei is famous.

Longshan Temple was the first I was to visit in Taiwan. As with many Asian temples, it was built right into the urban landscape with not much separating it from the outside world. There was a ceremonial waterfall in the entrance for which to bathe away the outside world from you before you entered the temple. The inside itself was surprisingly spacious, and it was filled with absolutely gorgeous detail. Although nominally devoted to the goddess of mercy, over a hundred other gods line the bays around the walls of the temple. It was enough to get me in the right mood of things, at least.

Longshan Temple
Tree in the temple

Also featured in the area were at least three night markets. Usually centered around temples such as Longshan, they are regular streets that are closed off at night to allow vendors to take over, sort of similar to a street fair, but not quite. There were two or three in the area of a major temple such as Longshan.

Longshan Night Market
Night market

And the night markets were quite a thing. In addition to an endless array of food stalls, which I guess you'd expect, there were gaming and gambling concessions, more massage therapists than you could shake a stick at, and stalls selling everything from children's clothes, to sex toys, to personal electronics.

Sorry, what's that? Back up a bit? Children's clothes? Oh, you mean the sex toys. Yes, there was not just the one, but several little booths (usually run by adorable-looking older folks) that were filled with implements that would make someone from the San Fernando Valley blush. And there weren't just in the same night market as children's things, but sometimes right next to children's games and the like.

Ayup.

It is probably not surprising, then, that the DVD stalls were filled with pirated Japanese porn. Which was sort of interesting, to be honest. Because Taiwan is kind of prudish in a lot of ways. You will never see a breast, gory violence, or serious cursing on TV. I remember reading an article about the editing "Game of Thrones," for example, had to go through before it was shown here, and I was able to take in an episode in my hotel room, and it was significantly briefer than I remember. There was also some sex comedy on TV about a Chinese guy who became a porn star, and there wasn't a bit of nudity in the entire thing (despite some really, really suggestive jokes). Yet there are tons of pictures of breastfeeding billboards, and several nude billboards for plastic surgery places. I never quite got a handle on the what's verboten and what's not.

I got some street food and wandered around until I was tired again, and then took the subway back to the hotel, to end the longest day in quite some time for me. It started on Saturday morning in America and ended Monday evening in Taiwan.


The Accommodations:
New Stay Inn
New Stay Inn

I was staying at the New Stay Inn, which, as mentioned, was a floor in an office building right down the street from Taipei Main Station. It was as if you had just taken the floor from a normal hotel, and instead of the elevator bank, you replaced it with a small lobby. And that was your hotel. The elevator, then, shared usage with everyone else in the building (including one or two other hotels of the same ilk), and to get to the elevator, you had to walk through some ground-floor street stalls.

The room itself was quite nice, and I'm pretty sure I booked the place because it had a footed tub in the picture. It featured a main bedroom (small by American standards, but average for Asia), with a TV on the wall and a small desk ledge built into the wall, and a raised glass doorway in the back of the room that led to the bathroom with the aforementioned footed tub. It also had a small sink counter and a shower so you could wash up before you bathed. The bathroom also had a small window that led out to a walkway around the edge of the building. You could conceivably use it to go from any one room to any other, but it was going to be a quite a hassle to get in and out of the tiny thing, so I didn't think that much of it.

The bed was plenty comfortable and the air conditioning worked, and those were my only two big concerns on my first day in country. Well, that, and a cryptically worded warning in the bathroom not to put toilet waste in the toilet, which opened up some larger concerns about what exactly I was to use the toilet for.



On Learning the Difference Between "Rain" and "RAIN"

Rain
A drizzle
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Taipei, Taiwan


Outside the Game:
I got a decent night's sleep that evening, even with the long "nap" the previous afternoon. Still, I was up on the early side and out and into the world at around 9 AM the next day, eager to hit some of the close-by museums that I had foregone the day before as they were closed for Monday, for whatever reason that entails.

I grabbed some breakfast at one of the ubiquitous 7-11s in the area, stopped at the bus station to buy my ticket for my trip the next day, and then headed back down to the Peace Park.

It struck me that with a day in-country to get me settled, a thought I had on the previous day hadn't changed at all, but my perspective had. "I have no idea what I'm going to do with all this time," thought in a panic as I was dragging my sleep-deprived body around the train station food court, became "I have no idea what I'm going to do with all this time," thought in a somewhat giddy mindset as I marched off to do god-knows-what for the remainder of my two weeks in Taiwan.

My first stop on the hit parade was the National Taiwan Museum, the oldest museum in Taiwan, dating from the Japanese occupation early last century. The main building was a stately Victorian structure with a glorious stained-glass dome, leading to some traditional Victorian museum layouts among the sweeping staircases and hardwood displays. The museum used all the space available, cramming exhibits into the basement as well as the rafters of the ceiling. Among the regular natural history fare, one exhibit of note was a basement temporary exhibit on amber. One part showed a map of the main areas of amber production in the world, which featured a door panel for good old New Jersey, which made me feel at home so far away.

National Taiwan Musem
Dome in the National Taiwan Museum

While I was in the ecology exhibit in the top floor, it began raining rather hard, as it echoed quite loudly off the roof rafters. This was disappointing, as I was just finishing up here and was ready to head across the street to the second building in the museum. I went downstairs, and armed with my poncho, I thought I would make short work of the crossing. Just as I went outside and donned my poncho, it stopped raining and started doing something else involving water. I'm not quite sure of the proper nomenclature. Regardless, there was suddenly a lot more water coming from the sky, to the point where vision was impaired. Nearly immediately, everyone in the open had sought shelter, and there was clearly nothing to do but wait it out. Foolishly leaving cover was to lead to nothing but an absolute drenching almost immediately, with a real potential for drowning in the mix. So all of us huddled on the steps on the museum, hunkered down, and waited. After twenty minutes, the torrent turned to merely a deluge, and five more minutes reduced it to a trifling heavy rain. Emboldened, I took the opportunity to dash the hundred or so feet from cover to cover to the museum building across the street.

I successfully made it to the old Land Bank Building, which housed the Evolution Gallery of the National Taiwan Museum. The main exhibit hall, unsurprisingly, was devoted to displaying a tight group of dinosaur skeletons in what was previously the main room of the bank. The image of the actual dinosaurs in the actual bank was enough to illicit a Calvin-esque grin from me, at least. There were only two other exhibits in the museum, one about the restoration and renovation of the bank building after its closure, and an exhibit in the old bank vault that told the story of the bank, from its founding during the Japanese occupation until its nationalization and eventual move from the property. It even had old checkbooks you could put into an old checkbook machine to print out fake transactions, which was neat. I spent some time in the gift shop loading up on dinosaur and other needs before heading out into the now drizzle.

Dinosaurs
I want a deposit slip now!

I went across Peace Park to the 228 Memorial Museum, which was also closed the previous day. This museum was dedicated to the crackdown on democratic protests on the island in February of 1947 that led to the martial law for which the Shek administration would become best known. Most of the exhibits were in Chinese, but they did had a free audio tour in several languages available at the front desk. When I got there, a small group of young Japanese business people were negotiating the receipt of Japanese audio tours. They were all shuffling around, and as I was trying to get out of the way of one, I accidentally backed into another, and almost reflexively, I said, "Excuse me" in Japanese to him.

This threw him for a minute, as most Japanese people don't expect Americans to know any Japanese, and it is less expected outside of Japan. He threw me some furtive glances, and then I realized what was going on. He had just bumped into someone older than him who might know the proper forms of Japanese interaction, so we were going to have ourselves a formal apology. And then it came. He walked over and bowed and begged pardon, and I bowed back and said it was nothing, and the world could get on its way. They got their headsets and went off, and they were animatedly talking in low tones, and I'm sure some of it was about me. I went up to the lady at the counter to get my headset, and I asked for English, and she asked if I was sure, because I looked like an American, but acted like a Japanese, and I'm pretty sure none of that was a compliment, although she was clearly joking with me.

The museum itself was a rather exhaustively done record of the events around 2/28, from the context of the incident, to its instigations, actions, and aftermath. It did a fine job of giving the whole story of what became the beginning of the end for a truly democratic society in Taiwan and the impact that it had on the whole nation. It was informative without being dry and emotional without being strident.

228 Peace Museum
Memorial to the Fallen

After my visit, I headed out into the afternoon that began to get hot, as the earlier rain was soon vaporized to nothingness by an afternoon heat wave. This drove me into a nearby McDonald's to get my visit in country 11 or 27 out of the way. There was a special promotion just launching for collectible glasses of different colors you'd receive when ordering value meals. I received a green one with my Big Mac and went upstairs to find a seat in the crowded restaurant. It turns out they were doing some manner of photo shoot there for the glass promotion, so I got a small stage show as a backdrop to my lunch.

McDonalds
No stopping now

In the immediate area, there were some small art galleries and Shadao Temple that occupied some of my post-lunch time before I headed out to Da'an Park, the largest and most popular park in Taipei (sometimes referred to as "Taipei Central Park," although it is really located in the south-east of the city). I took a quick subway ride over, and by the time I got there, it was still overcast, no longer raining, but incredibly hot. I spent the remainder of my afternoon ambling about the park, going from the amphitheater to several ponds to older people playing board games. The weather having cleared, the park was slowly coming to life again, as families and students started to fill more of the area as the afternoon went on. Eventually, having been on my feet for most of the day drove me back to the hotel for a nap, a shower, and a soak.

Da'an Park
Park lake

That evening I decided to visit the biggest night market of them all, the Shilin Night Market, located in the north end of town, across the river. This grand-daddy of them all was centered around the Cicheng Temple, and went on for more crowded square blocks than any of the others by far. There was a separate area where some of the food stalls had a more permanent home, and there were also permanent stands for some of the stores, making it a half night-market and half-mall combination. Cheap street food was to be had again, as were the slightly embarrassing sex toy stalls which were noticeably smaller in number, but still quite present. This market was also much more packed with people than the others, as it was clearly a place to be and not just a place to shop.

Shinlin Night Market
Night marketers

I walked around for a good while, but I had a bus trip to Lukang the next day that would require an earlier start, so I headed back to the hotel at a reasonable hour to get some adequate shut-eye for the next day.


The Accommodations:
I was at the New Stay Inn again. After leaving in the morning, I only came back for the late afternoon nap and a relatively early turning in for the travel the next day.



On New Experiences, Bus-Related and Otherwise

Disco Jesus
Disco Jesus
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Lukang, Taiwan


Outside the Game:
One of the main reasons I had picked my first hotel was its proximity to Taipei Main Station and all of its subsidiaries. On this morning, I had a three-hour bus ride to Lukang in the Western midlands of Taiwan. The high-speed rail didn't go there (not without some transfers and shuttles from a distant station), and the regular rail also required a transfer and shuttles. The bus was the only non-stop way from Taipei to the city, and although it is usually the worst manner of travel, I decided to give it a shot regardless.

Looking to get the most amount of time to poke around once I got there, I took the 8:20 AM bus. This was from Taipei Bus Station, located behind Taipei Main Station, and not to be confused with Taipei West Bus Station, located next door to Taipei Main Station. This was my first travel move in Taiwan, and I was not looking forward to dragging around all my belongings again. I am getting old, indeed.

I arrived at the bus station with time to spare (it was located in an upscale mall, for some reason), and I waited for my bus to be called. There was a small group waiting with me for the bus, and boarding was indeed announced. I followed the process and eventually stowed my bag in the luggage compartment and climbed onto the big, green bus.

It seemed to be a double-decked, but there wasn't any discernible "first floor" to the thing, just the long row of seats at the top of the bus. You could pick your seat, and even though this was a non-stop bus ride, I decided to sit in the row of single seats by the window near the front so that I could hear all the announcements, should there be any. The seats were plush and comfortable, and there were video screens every few rows. Before we left, it was showing a safety video similar to a pre-flight show on airplanes. It talked about where the exits on the bus were, what would happen if the bus broken down, and, curiously, the proper procedure for knocking out the windows with a fire extinguisher in case the exists were blocked and the windows were the only way out. Up until that point, I hadn't given any consideration at all to the bus being flipped over on its side so that the emergency exit in the roof was blocked, but for some reason, it was all I could think of at the moment.

Once we got going, We Bought a Zoo started playing on the video screens, and there seemed to be some controls in the armrests that would let you hear the movie or some audio channels, but that early in the morning, I could not figure them out. I eventually drifted in and out of sleep for the duration of the ride down to Lukang, and, at least of the bits I was awake for, it seemed to go without incident.

I was dumped out at the U-Bus station in the late Lukang morning. The first order of business was to get my ticket back to Taipei the next day, so I went into the storefront, and with a mixture of rudimentary Chinese and pointing, bought a ticket for the bus back. However, I had no idea where in the world this station was in relation to anything else, and the station agents couldn't read my map to help. So I wandered along until I found a tourist map on a post that helped me get my bearings. The northern Visitor's Center was relatively close to my hotel in the north end of town (if I was reading this correctly), and I wasn't that far off, if the map was to be believed.

So I headed off to the Tourist Information center, and after a couple of wrong turns, I found the building. The office was staffed by two ladies, who seemed ecstatic to see me. One of them spoke the most English, and she sat me down and eagerly brought over English maps and other items and gave me precise directions to my hotel, and got me some water, and altogether seemed to have adopted me. She seemed concerned when it started to rain, but I assured her I had a poncho and an umbrella. Before I could leave, she insisted on taking a picture with me, and it seemed the least I could do.

I managed to make it the rest of the way to my hotel, and it still being early, I was able to drop off my bags and register, but my room wouldn't be ready until later on that afternoon. It was really start to rain outside, so I got out my rain poncho, put it on, worked out the easiest way to get where the culture was on my map, and set out. There was a main road that skirted the eastern edge of town from top to bottom, and I decided to follow that down from the hotel. Along the way, I stopped into 7-11 to get something passing as lunch, as I was hungry from the bus ride and dragging all my stuff up to the hotel. And then it was just a matter of walking all the way down south.

About half way there, I was checking my map just to make sure I hadn't veered off course, when a guy on a scooter pulled up next to me and asked where I was going. I showed him on the map and asked if I was still on the right road. And then he told me to come on. And it took me a minute to realize that he was offering me a ride to where I was going. And without really thinking, I got on the back of his scooter, and off we went to south Lukang.

It was then, when I had a moment to really think about it, I realized I was riding on a scooter on a wet road, holding on to the wet jacket of my driver, without a helmet, and then the many different ways I could be catastrophically injured became more of the focus of my thoughts. But frankly, there is something on the reassuring side about scooters. You're just on them, and you're riding. If something really bad happens, you're not going to have any time to worry about it, so just let it be.

I eventually was deposited in one piece at my first stop in Lukang, and I thanked my driver as he sped away into the afternoon. That stop was Yangqiao Park, a small park at the south end of town that hosts several festivals. My only real problem now was the rain. As I was walking across one of the bridges over the tiny lakes in the park, the sky lightened up and the rain stopped. It seemed as good a sign as any.

Yangqiao Park
Yangqiao Park

My next big goal was to get to Longshan Temple, considered by many to be the jewel of Lukang. And even though it was only about three blocks away, I learned a lesson I would continue to learn for the rest of the day: the road system in Lukang is inscrutable. Even though a map might show you that you literally just have to walk straight down a road to get where you want to go, you will inevitably have made a wrong turn somewhere. And gods help you if you actually turn. Then you're on your own. After some initial setbacks and frustration, I found the correct frame of mind for walking around Lukang is to know where you want to go, see what the map says is the right way to go, and then just go the way that feels right. You're just as likely to get where you're going as if you'd followed the directions closely, plus Lukang is so filled to the brim with cultural treasures, you're never really going the wrong way. It evokes Kyoto quite strongly.

Longshan Temple
I eventually found Longshan Temple, and it was everything that was promised, a place where you can just drown in the details, and each turn reveals more intricately carved decorations, or patterns, or statues. It was easy to get lost wandering around in there. I eventually tore myself away, and spent most of the afternoon visiting  numerous temples, and places such as the artists lane, Shih Yih Hall (where drunk scholars used to have debates), and Wine Jar Lane (where ship ballast jars did double-duty as wall material). I find that the more I'm completely entranced by a place, the less I'll directly remember. It was just a matter of taking in as much of it as you could experience. Each corner brought something different and new. But when it was getting late in the afternoon, I went to the see the highly-regarded Folk Art Museum before it closed. Located in an occupation-era Japanese mansion, the museum showcases all the different folk art from the area and beyond. I entered just behind a large Chinese tour group, and so I ended up tailing them through the entirety of the museum's suggested visitation route. Had I understood more Chinese, I'm sure I would have gleaned some interesting tidbits not in the English signage, but I nevertheless enjoyed my visit more than I imagined I would.

Folk Art Musem
Lanterns

After a little more wandering about, I decided to go to the hotel and properly check in, as well as wash a day of sweat and walking off my person. I went up to my room to be greeted by my luggage, and promptly took a shower and had a change of clothes before arranging everything in my bags for my return trip to Taipei the next morning. There also was likely a nap in there somewhere, after all of the walking the day had allowed.

In the evening, I went back out to get some dinner. The hotel was right next to a sports park, and in the twilight, the park was absolutely filled with people either running or walking around the track circle or doing other exercises. It was a hallmark of the Taiwanese people that they were always exercising in the morning and the night in a way that just seemed exhausting to me by merely observing.

With a day of exploring under my belt, I felt a little more confident in my ability to follow a road out to one of the main drags in town. Everything increases with difficulty at night, and I knew I was likely one wrong turn away from disaster. I surprisingly managed to make it back to town with little problems, and I found an open restaurant that fed me some noodles and sweet buns for desert. Still having some energy left, thanks to my nap, I spent some time just wandering in town. All of the stores were closing up for the evening, and the families that run them were all revealing hidden TVs in their shops, and in storefront after storefront, families were gathered in front of TVs, eating dinner and watching TV, and especially in the night, the wood from the temples and old buildings that dotted the city had a distinct smell that seemed to speak of a geologic time scale, and the whole experience of the smells and the families slurping noodles in the dim electrode glow of their TVs was quite new and singular, and one of the things that really stuck with me on this trip. That kind of unique situation is nothing I'd have seen if I had stayed at home, and it seems as good a reason as any to go on these excursions.

No Nuke
Sure.
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And as I was taking all of this in, a woman greeted me in English, and I greeted her back, and then she told me she was a Jehovah's Witness and wanted to witness to me, and things got too weird too quickly, so I told her no thank you and took that as a sign to go back to the hotel. And with minimal mis-steps, I managed to make it back past the still-exercising populace at the sports park and get to bed at a reasonable-ish hour.


The Accommodations:
Zhida Service Guest House
Zhida Service Guest House

There are surprisingly few hotels in Lukang, which may contribute to what was apparently a lack of foreign tourist presence in the city. In my research, I eventually found out about the Zhida Service Guest House, which is a fairly large facility at the north end of town, and it would seem the hotel's capacity could hold a lot more tourists than were housed when I was there.

I didn't actually go into my room until late in the day after seeing the sights. For the cheap price I paid, I had a surprisingly spacious room, with an entry foyer leading to the bedroom, with its large king-sized bed facing the opposite wall with a TV and desk. Floor-to-ceiling windows on the far wall led out to a balcony, sadly locked against my efforts to enter it. A couple of chairs and a small table were positioned so you could pretend to be on the balcony, I suppose. The smallish bathroom had a full sink and toilet, but the shower cubicle lacked a tub that my feet sorely needed on that day.

The hotel itself had a sizable performance space in its first floor that was hosting some sort of children's show the night I was there, plus there was a small art gallery on the long walk from the lobby to the elevators that led up to the rooms. I got the impression that this place had been open for a while and had gone a little to seed (much like my hotel on Jeju last year), but if it has been a going concern for so long, it was a little strange that it wasn't mentioned in any of the guidebooks and Websites I researched, especially given how scarce accommodations are in the city.

Another mystery that may never be solved.



On Nothing Staying Wet in Taiwan

Taipei 101
Endless
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Taipei, Taiwan


Outside the Game:
I wanted to get the 8:30 AM bus back to Taipei, so I got up relatively early to make sure I didn't have a repeat of the previous day's triangulation of the U-Bus station. Having gotten to bed at the correct time and enjoyed a solid night's sleep, I actually woke up a little early, showered, finished packing up, and went down to my breakfast, which was included in my stay and opened early enough for me to get breakfast before I had to go to the bus.

I went down, and it looked like a Taiwan grammar school had exploded in the cafeteria. No, wait. I regret the analogy immediately. Either way, the rather huge restaurant was filled with Taiwanese school children, likely from the dance exhibition the night before. The line for the breakfast buffet literally had three back-and-forth bends to it. Another gentleman who came down on the elevator with me muttered something in Mandarin and went back to the elevators. Not having the luxury of waiting, I got in at the end of the line, as a gaggle of schoolchildren eyed me warily. The line eventually made its way through, and I acquired my breakfast, and sat at a table of what appeared to be exhausted school proctors just happy that the kids were finally off eating.

Breakfast had, I went up to my room to grab my things, checked out, and then began my walk over to the bus station. One of the truly dispiriting things about the heat in Taiwan is how utterly searing it is so early in the morning. Usually, it will start out a little hot and get worse over the course of the day, but not so there. We're going to start you out really hot and keep you really hot for the rest of the day. Oh, and here's some humidity in case you had any hope left in your soul.

I arrived at the bus stop a little early, and the driver was just getting the bus ready to go. He offered me a cigarette and then asked if I had anything to eat. I'm not entirely sure, but I think there is something about me that makes Asian people worried about my well-being. There was some excitement as the driver argued with two ladies about whether they had to put their truly massive bags of produce in the luggage compartment or take them on the bus with them. We eventually boarded (sans produce) and headed off north to Taipei.

There wasn't much to note about the trip up. There were bouts of napping, interspersed with bouts of typing this thing up, and then some solid staring out the window. I did find out why the seating on the bus was so high off the ground, however. The bathrooms for the bus are actually underneath the main seating area. I had thought that the stairwells in the middle of the bus were actually just exits, but someone used the bathroom while I was awake and watching this time, and it involved going down those stairwells to the bathrooms. I'm not quite sure what the rest of the space is used for, but given what part of it was used for, I wasn't too keen on finding out.

I also figured out how the seat controls work on the entertainment system. On the trip down, I hadn't seen any jacks or anything for a headset, but it turns out that there are speakers worked into the head cushions of the seat, which was sort of nifty. The channel controls took you from the movie being shown to some radio channels, I think. To be honest, I didn't understand a word of what was going on.

I eventually got dumped back at the Taipei Main Station around noon. I decided to march off and find my hotel before grabbing some lunch. After a subway ride and some walking, I was able to find said hotel. As with my first place in Taiwan, it was a boutique number that this time occupied several floors of an office building instead of just one. I left my bags and set out into the world again.

As this was my first day in East Taipei (having spent my first stay in the Old City Center), I decided to take in the big sights in this area of town. The first of which was the memorial to Dr. Sun Yat-Sen, which was but a short walk from my hotel. On the way, I saw the under-construction "Taipei Dome." I wondered if it was meant to be a more central location for baseball and other sports in Taipei. A little poking around revealed that was indeed what it was for, but not if there was any particular ballclub going to call their home. It was also apparently grotesquely off timeline, as it was to have been completed in 2007.

Taipei Dome
Under Construction

I got to the National Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Memorial Hall, dedicated to the man whom they call the Founder of Modern China. At first glance, it smacked a little too much of the Chang Kai-Shek memorial on the other side of town. There was the giant bronze statue of the subject, and the honor guard with their shiny helmets and tap shoe boots. But looking through the historical materials presented, Dr. Sun had at least a more decent claim to actual greatness than the military dictator the US propped up for all those years.

National Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Memorial Hall
National Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Memorial Hall

There were also extensive art exhibition areas, as well as cultural classes held in the lower levels. It marks the first time that I have ever understood abstract art. I've tried on and off for years, but nothing ever hit me in a way I found comprehensible. There was an exhibit there that day about "Dream Fields," and one of the series of paintings started realistic, and showed the artists' progression to the abstract field. Seeing that, I could at least grasp how he got there and understand the painting a little more. It is no secret that I'm a pedant, so holding my hand through the process led to a successful comprehension of an abstract piece. So there.

Dr. Sun Yat-Sen
Well-guarded statue

Afterward, the next and inevitable stop was Taipei 101. Taipei 101 is the third tallest building in the world (it held the topmost spot for 5 years), and a host to a ritzy mall in its base, pricey office space in the middle, and the obvious tourist trap at the very top.

While walking there, I found that in the nearby World Trade Center (no relation), there was an international computer trade show going on (Computex) that had a lot of pasty white folk wandering around the area. I was originally going to meet a friend of mine who works for HTC this week before his trip got moved to later in the month, so I wonder if this was the show he was going to be attending.

I eventually got into the building itself. Frankly, it doesn't look all that tall, even when you're standing right next to it (particularly, I think, because there is nothing very tall next to it). You have to go through several layers of mall (filled with Guici and Cartier stores and the ilk) before you get to the entrance for the observatory. You buy your ticket at a counter and then queue up in a line that takes you through some high-end electronics counters. While waiting on the line, you are compelled have your picture taken for a souvenir photo, and then the picture follows you on video screens as you proceed down the line. At the very least, this was mega-creepy.

Taipei 101
Up there, somewhere

They are suitably proud of their pressurized high-speed elevator, which takes you from the ground floor to the top of the tower in under a minute of ear-popping elevation. You are then dumped onto the main level of the observation deck, where you can pick up a free audio tour and be guided around the floor-to-ceiling windows of the deck, learning about the building's construction, it LEEDs certification, and what you are looking out towards at any moment. The audio tour ends as you are brought around to the stairwells to the other two levels of the observation deck. The stairs up take you to the open-air observation deck, which due to high winds was only half open that day. It gives an appropriately majestic view of the surrounding landscape.

You can then go down and see the giant motion dampener that is used to keep the building stable in the wind. Basically, they took a giant weight and anchored it with cables so it hangs somewhat freely in the center of the structure, and thanks to science, this somehow makes the building sway a lot less in the breeze. They are inordinately proud of this as well, and have actually turned the giant weight into a cartoon character whom they use to promote green energy and energy consciousness in the country. There is also an art and education exhibit about all the high-end materials used for Taiwanese art and the like, such as coral, amber, and jade.

Taipei 101
There's always a mascot

Once you've had your fill, you can go to the elevators to get out. But in the most extreme case of "exit through the gift shop" that I've seen, you must weave your way through dozens of shops selling jewelry and other art objects that were described in the previously mentioned exhibit. Some of the prices were truly jaw-dropping. The jade pieces started with small executions that cost a down payment on a house and just went up from there. Even dividing by thirty (the US to Taiwanese exchange rate at the time), the prices were enough to make your head spin (not to mention why there weren't better guards for the millions of dollars in merchandise up there. But then again, how are you going to get away?).

There is eventually the line to go back down the elevator once you get through the shops. While I was waiting in line, I made use of the free WIFI to email a bunch of people for no purpose except to tell them from whence I was emailing them. Eventually deposited back on terra firma, I walked back to the subway train to have my afternoon siesta.

But walking from the subway back to my hotel, the skies absolutely opened up with about a block to go. I already had on my poncho due to some sporadic rain earlier, so I decided to just go for it, because I was getting tired, and who knows how long it was going to rain, and the hotel was just across the street.

It was just across the street, but in the distance it took me to get to my hotel, everything not directly covered in plastic got drenched, and that included the only pair of footwear I had brought with me for the entire trip. I dragged my nearly drowned butt up to my room and left everything hanging up to dry in the bathroom after I showered, and then headed to bed for a needed nap.

When I woke up and got ready to go out for the late afternoon, my shoes were still damp. Not having much of a choice, I put them back on and headed back out towards Taipei 101. And within no more than ten blocks, the heat and walking had emaciated them out to the bone dry again. So there is something to be said for the benefits of oppressive heat.

I went back out to Taipei 101 to get some night shots of it, and since I was there, I availed myself of its upscale food court to get some dinner. I ironically ended up making a choice between Japanese and Korean for dinner (Korean BBQ won) before heading on out into the night.

My walk back to the subway station took me past the Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Memorial, which was dimly lit in the evening. It wasn't that you couldn't see where you were going or anything, but it was a lot less brightly lit than I've come to expect my public spaces. The dimness was quite refreshing, to be honest, though I wondered if it wasn't a boon for the less forthright of society. What was particularly interesting about the entire proceeding was that there were dance classes going on everywhere. These ranged from the more expected traditional Chinese dances, to ballroom, and, inexplicably, an 80's dance class. I assume these were classes of some sort because there were leaders that everyone was following, but for all I know, they were just practicing for something. Either way, it was kind of an odd thing to just sort of happen in on, these random dance classes going on in the partially lit gloom of the Taipei evening.

Scooters
Scooters everywhere

A quick subway ride got me back to the hotel, and bed, and a good night's sleep was on the docket as I could actually go and see a ballgame the next day.


The Accommodations:
RF Hotel
RF Hotel

I was staying at the RF Hotel (which stands for "Rich & Free" for some reason) this time out. I wanted something in the east side of the city this time, after staying in the Old Town for the first leg of my trip. The RF Hotel was part of a chain of business-oriented establishments, and it turned out to be much like my first hotel in town in that it took up several floors of a building, but was not the exclusive tenant of said building.

Their lobby was on the third floor, and they had the third through fifth floors of the building as room space. They even had a little breakfast area built into their "lobby" on the third floor, but even that area had two rooms shoved in the back, as every last place imaginable had rooms put in. The staff that checked me in were at the lobby desk all day, and I really have to wonder how they can work like that. You are essentially at a tiny little desk next to someone else all day... it beggars my imagination. Especially if there is some friction between the employees, or they don't particularly like each other. Maybe one unsuccessfully hit on the other a couple weeks into the job. And now they have to sit, touching each other's hips for hours. The potential for awkwardness is endless.

My room was up on the fourth floor, next to the elevator. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure that an unlabeled and locked panel in my room had something to do with the elevator. Thankfully, it was all sound insulated quite well, so I didn't spend all my time listening to the elevator.

There was a main bedroom, dominated by the bed in the middle of the room, and a TV with some desk space built into the opposite wall. A door led into the bathroom, which had the shower and tub wedged in one corner of the room, and a small sink and counter wedged into the other.

There was one particularly odd thing to the room that I only discovered in the middle of the night on my first evening there. I kept waking up and not knowing why, until I discovered something. The top of my bed was done up in a headboard-type thing in some manner of fake leather. What I found was that when you bed up against it, say as you were turning over in your sleep, it made a loud squeaking noise, as if you were cleaning a window. I had to array myself so as to not hit the headboard at all, and afterwards I had a restful remainder of the night to sleep.



On a Day of Whiskey (and Some Actual Baseball)

Xinzhuang Baseball Stadium
Xinzhuang Baseball Stadium, 2013
Friday, June 7, 2013
Brother Elephants vs. EDA Rhinos
Xinzhuang Baseball Stadium
Chinese Professional Baseball
New Taipei City, Taiwan
18:35


Outside the Game:
Finally ready to get some boots on the ground in an actual baseball stadium, I was eager to get going on Friday. I went down a floor from my room and had a quick breakfast buffet at the hotel, and then back up to the room for a shower and some clean clothes to set me out for the day.

Before baseball, there was a morning and afternoon to occupy, so I decided to avail myself of several museums of note in the area of my hotel. A short subway ride left me in a sweltering Taipei morning, and upon exiting, I was trying to find my bearings on my map. Looking around, I was confronted with a building-tall advertisement for KaVaLan Whisky. There were far more whisky and Scotch advertisements in Taiwan than you'd find in America (or perhaps even Scotland), but this was the first I had seen about some Taiwanese product. It turns out they had a flagship store in the building with the ad, and I made a note of it for later at lunchtime after I had a museum or two under my belt.

KaVaLan Whiskey
A sign from the gods

My first stop was the Museum of Jade Art, but a sign out front said it was closed for an event. I ran into a Chinese lady from Houston who was in town for the Computex convention who said that another sign said they were closed for a remodeling. The disappointment was short lived, as right in the same building was the Miniatures Museum of Taiwan. I had planned on visiting it anyway, and now it just became my first stop. The lady from Houston decided to get an early lunch first, and we parted ways.

There were two ways this could go, I imagined. Either this was a museum of really small things, or it was all dollhouse or model exhibits, and it turned out to be a little bit of both. I actually surprised myself by how much I enjoyed it. There were straight-up dollhouses and the like to be sure, but many of the buildings were re-enacting famous stories or places, or, in one series, the idealized vacation home of a daydreaming Englishman. One of that set featured the world's smallest working television (or so it was claimed). There was also a miniature Glenmorangie distillery with tiny bottles filled with actual Scotch (if the brochure was to be believed). The day was getting sort of a theme.

Tiny TV
World's Smallest TV

After my fill of the museum, I went into the gift shop, which had aisles upon aisles of doll house furniture, from the simple to the complex (such as working clocks). I looked up all the whiskey-related items I could find, which included some whiskey bottles, a decanter, and a cognac set with a metal plate and goblets. I don't need to give you a reason.

My next stop was the Suho Paper Museum. It was exactly what you'd expect (a museum dedicated to paper-making) that was founded by Mr. Suho Chen, a man who dedicated his life to paper before his death just before the turn of this century. I went in to pay my way, and I was told that since the second floor was undergoing renovations, the paper-making demonstration, which was usually an extra charge, would be included with the admission price. But the next exhibition wasn't until 2 PM, so perhaps I should go grab some lunch before I went in.

This sounded like a capital idea, so I grabbed some lunch from one of the many restaurants on the street, then took the short walk back to the KaVaLan showroom nearby. On my way there, I passed a banner with Captain Kirk on them -- the real Kirk and not the retread. It turns out that there was a Star Trek: The Exhibition exhibit in town, and it immediately went on my list of things to do while in Taipei.

I made it back to the KaVaLan shop, and I was greeted by a nice Taiwanese lady in a suit. She spoke a little English, and between us, we made known to each other that I was here to try out the whisky and that she was happy to do so for me. She sat me down at a little table and gave me an English-language brochure, which told the story of setting up the distillery in Taiwan and explained the range of the bottlings from it. I was told I could try all but the highest-priced bottles, so we started at the bottom and worked up, and agreeable time was passed as I tasted all of the surprisingly good whisky they had available. It is said that Scotch is all about the environment, and I can't possibly think of any place more the opposite of rainy, cold, and windy Scotland than rainy (well, there was at least one thing), hot, and humid Taiwan. Yet they managed to put out some decent hooch.

I decided to go with the highest-end whisky I tried, a sherry-casked job in their Solist line. I forget whether it was about $100 or about $150. I was in no mood to quibble over price at this point. I was risking dragging this bottle of whisky all over Taiwan against the likelihood that it would not be available at Duty Free stores in the airport, and frankly, I wasn't going to take any chances. As a parting gift for buying one of the higher-end whiskys, I was also gifted three big boxes of Mr. Brown coffee, with which I immediately didn't know what to do. I don't drink coffee, and I sure as heck didn't have space for three huge boxes of it in my luggage when I had to head down to Tainan in a day or so. I couldn't refuse them, so I decided that fate would provide and headed back to the paper museum.

I eventually got back there at about 1:30, and paid my admission and went in, stowing all my bags in an alcove they had on the first floor. There was a short movie available in English on the first floor; the second floor was under construction, as previously mentioned; and then the third floor was just everything you could possible imagine about paper. There were source fibers, and types, and manufacturing methods through history. It was interesting to only a small slice of the population, of which I was one. There were a number of interactive exhibits as well, providing demonstrations in foldability, and grain strength, and absorbency, and a number of other paper qualities. Seriously, this was interesting stuff, at least to me.

Paper Museum
Zen

It was eventually time for the paper-making exhibition, so I made my way up to the roof of the building, where it was scheduled to take place. I was up there a little early, so I had a seat down by the basins and waited until the instructor came up. It was just me that day, so she asked me where I was from and where I had been, which I told her. She seemed impressed that I went to Lukang, so she asked where I was heading next. I told her Tainan, and she asked why I bothered to come back to Taipei since I was already half way to Tainan at Lukang.

And here it was: The point in any long conversation I have with people on these trips where I have to explain that I have to come back to see a baseball game, so I can go back to see another baseball game, because I've traveled several million miles to visit your country... for baseball. Oh, and I'm not crazy. Or dangerous.

She was surprisingly okay with this information, or at least a lot less eager to end the conversation and run away from me as many are after the big reveal. She showed me how to make paper correctly by adding the pulp to the water, then getting the pulp onto the mesh, straining it out, and then getting the paper off the mold. She even showed how to add some decorative flourishes by adhering some leaves to the paper with some extra pulp. I picked some leaves from a bamboo tree and managed to get them to stick. We talked a little more as she was getting everything ready, then explained that it would take about ten or fifteen minutes for the paper to dry downstairs. She said I could wait in the bamboo tea hut on the other roof that I had missed up to this point, so she went downstairs with the paper, and I crossed the roof, took off my shoes, and then sat down in this neat tea room for about a quarter of an hour, just spacing out for a while, which was welcome.

I got my shoes and went downstairs, and my paper was waiting for me, along with a certificate I couldn't read that I was assured proclaimed my paper-making abilities. I got several items from the gift shop that I bought, and I was complimented on my choice of notebook. Apparently, it was by far the nicest one they had for sale; I just thought it looked neat. When I was retrieving my bags, one of the women asked me if I wanted some coffee before I went (as it was still drizzling), and I mentioned that not only did I not want some coffee, but I was burdened with three boxes of the stuff from my purchase at the whisky store. So I insisted on giving them the three boxes of coffee, and they gave me the full bow thank you, and I might as well as thrown down a ninja smoke bomb as I left that place, because that is how you make an exit and fight the image of the ugly American in one fell swoop. I'm a foreign relations hero, if just for one day.

I had to head back to the hotel, because it was close to the time to leave to get to the game. I took the subway back to the hotel, dropped off my stuff, picked up my game bag, and headed back out to the subway. The stadium was at the next-to-last stop on one of the subway lines that forked, so all I had to do is get on a subway train going in the right direction to the right destination and I was home free. And perhaps surprisingly, I did it on the first try.

I got out at the subway in New Taipei City (a newer suburb that is part of the western expansion of Taipei proper), and I immediately saw signs for the stadium. I knew in general the route I had to take, so it was just a matter of making sure I was on the right road, and it would all work itself out. I headed down the road to the larger park where the stadium was located. I made it to the corner of the park nearest the subway, and there was a 7-11 at the intersection, which I keyed on as the landmark I would use to get me back after the game. When you see the 7-11, make a right, and it was straight back to the subway. So simple, an American could do it.

It turned out the stadium was at the other end of the park from where I was, and it took a certain amount of walking around to eventually find it. After the game, it was much easier to find the way back. There was a steady stream of Taipei-ites heading back to the subway. Or at least, I hoped they were heading back to the subway. The crowd eventually passed by the 7-11, and I knew I was going the right way. I got on the train back to the city and made it back to my hotel at a reasonable hour. Completely exhausted by the day's events, I showered before turning in for some much-needed rest.


The Stadium & Fans:
Center to home, Xinzhuang Baseball Stadium
Center field to home plate, Xinzhuang Baseball Stadium

This was my first stadium in Taiwan, so it seemed only fitting that it be the one closest to the capitol. Technically located in the sub-urby New Taipei City east of the river demarking downtown, it was still within the tendrils of the Taipei subway system. Xinzhuang Baseball Stadium is located within a larger park, mostly devoted to sports. If you want to play it, you can. There are basketball courts, tennis courts, two large gymnasiums, tracks, exercise tracks... you name it. The stadium is tucked way in the back corner, at least from the perspective of where you get to the park from the subway.

Xinzhuang is right across the way from a pond in the park, with a walkway circling the structure. In the outfield, one of the batting cages is open to the outside behind a chain link fence, so fans can watch their favorite players taking swings in the cages. The outfield bleacher area is completely segregated from the infield grandstand, and it has its own entrances, toilets, and concessions. (This would be important later.) There are several small areas of statuary and monuments dotting the outside of the park, and there is a large fountain park near the main entrance (although it wasn't in operation on this night). There is scooter parking, well, pretty much any place you can fit a scooter outside of the park, and a parking garage for cars next to the main entrance.

The only ticket window is located at the front of the stadium, right next to a customer service window that was curiously closed when I went. There are large ramps on either side of the front of the stadium that lead up to a second level that offers entrance to the infield grandstand.

As I got there a little late and was taking pictures, when I went to get tickets at the window, they only had outfield seats available for the ridiculous price of $100 NTD (about $3 American). Thinking that it may just be that window that was out of grandstand seats, I tried a couple windows down, but only bleacher seats were available. I was slightly annoyed at not having come earlier. Most ticket sales, I was to find, are done at kiosks in every 7-11 that let you buy tickets to many events, including baseball games. As this was an appearance by Manny Ramirez in the capitol, seats were at a premium.

Manny Ramirez
Manny being Manny

I eventually entered in through the outfield-only entrance. The outfield bleachers were one long seating area from left field to right field with one big walkway at the top of the seats to get people in and out. There was only one concession stand, located behind the batter's eye, and it was closed. The infield seating was separated into an upper and lower deck extending from left to right field behind home plate, and serviced by a walkway at the top of the lower seating bowl. At this time, I didn't have much more information about it. The upper deck seats were covered in an awning, and the lower deck seats were covered by the upper deck, so there was a good deal of protection from the sun and rain. There were some luxury boxes arrayed around the press box, as per usual in most modern baseball digs.

The visiting Rhinos were the "home" team tonight. Because of the contraction in the league, while teams have one primary "home" stadium, they also play some games in the vacated stadiums of the teams in the league that have folded due to the gambling scandals. I learned that they also sometimes switch up and are the "home" teams in other teams' home stadiums as well.

Cheering seems to be on the Korean model. The home team's cheer squad was located about the home dugout, and the home territory ran from home plate to the outfield behind the home dugout, while the visitors had the opposite turf. Cheering seemed to center around one or two MCs leading the cheering songs on the dugout stage, assisted by the cheerleaders, and perhaps a mascot or two. Between-inning entertainment was largely cheerleader dances and some frolicking by the mascots. There as no seventh-inning stretch, but there were some extended breaks between the third and sixth inning as the grounds crew made an extended clean-up of the field.

Fans brought signs with them and used solid plastic thunder sticks and horns to help the cheering. They sang along with the MC and the band for their team, with little individual cheering that wasn't part of the group, as per standard for Asian baseball. Unlike Japan or Korea, the Taiwanese did not seem overly concerned about foul ball safety, as the nets were just a little further out than the average MLB stadium.

At the start of the game, I wondered where this sell-out crowd was, as the stadium was at best half-filled, but by the third or fourth inning, nearly every seat was taken in the house. As the regular home team was "visiting," the visiting section, top and bottom, was packed, and as the biggest star in the league was on the "home" side, that section was also eventually packed to the gills. Both sides of the crowd were large and enthusiastic, and the noise was quite impressive when either side had reason to cheer. The batting team pretty much lead the cheering for each batter, and the team on defense would counter-cheer for strikes and outs. On full counts, it got quite loud in the place.

It was quite a positive introduction to the Taiwanese game, if only from the outfield. But everything had its reasons.


At the Game with Oogie:
Chinese scoring
Kinship

This is really the story of the trip. And not just this trip. Perhaps if all my ramblings around America and Asia to see all the baseball had a point to prove, it was proven this evening.

As I had gotten my tickets late, Manny-mania had relegated me to the segregated outfield bleachers, which were a first-come, first-served affair. After lining up in the outfield entrance, we were all let in, and those there quickly scrambled for the best available seats, saving them in Asian fashion by putting some person items on them. I decided to wander around and take as many photos as I could from the outfield, and maybe find a way to sneak out of the bleachers. For whatever reason, I decided to start in right field and work my way over to left. I took my shots and poked around, eventually going down into the first row of seats in the corner of left field to take some pictures, and then I headed back up to the top of the stairs to go find someplace with good sight lines to sit down.

As I reached the top of the stairs, I saw an older gentlemen pulling out some papers and getting settled in right by the top row of seats by left field foul pole. I had to do a double-take, but it appeared that he had some scorecards with him. This was the first person besides myself in all my trips in Asia who I'd found scoring a game. What I had wanted to do was to walk up to him and ask if those were, in fact, scorecards. What I actually did was practically run up to him and said, rather energetically, "Oh my god, are you keeping score?"

He proudly showed me his scorecards, which turned out to be for a Yankees game. There was a bit of a language barrier, as he spoke a little English, and I spoke a very little Chinese, but I immediately whipped my scorecards out of my bag, and we were quickly showing each other "1-3"s and "DP 6-4-3"s and when he proudly showed me a "DP 3-6-3," I nearly hugged him.

I asked if I could have a seat, and we quickly spent the time before the game exchanging what non-baseball information we could. It turned out that he was 81 (and he didn't look a day over 50) and had two sons living in America in Oklahoma City who were in their 50s. He had been up since early this morning watching the Yankees and then the Orioles game on Taiwan TV and keeping score on them before he came out for the game tonight. I told him where I was from and what I was doing out here, and he approved. We kept going through our scorebooks to see the different way we scored things and any new things the other had, and when language failed, pantomimes got across enough information to make ourselves understood. He had never seen the backwards "K" before for a strikeout, and some play-acting later, he had gotten the meaning. He hoped there was a strike out looking tonight so he could try it out.

This was just transcendent. I thought of the string of events that had to happen to get me here at this place at this time to make this happen. I had to go to right field before left field, or I probably wouldn't have noticed him. I had to try and buy a ticket too late to end up in the bleachers to begin. I had to decide that I was going to go to this first game at all, since I wasn't scheduled to start until the next night. The only reason I knew about this game because a friend of mine was planning to be in town on business before his plans changed, and he wanted to see a game with me before he had to leave for home. I had to have everything earlier happen to make me feel lucky enough to try for the game tonight at all despite the rain. I had to start going on this trips at all. And it led me to this point in time.

Needless to say, we spent most of the game going back and forth after each playing, showing how we scored it, and about other things such as 1,2,3 innings (or yi, er, san as the case may be). Eventually, a family ended up sitting by us, and the father spoke better English, so he was able to act as interpreter for us both. It was a hell of a way to spend an evening. Around the end of the seventh inning, my friend decided to call it a night and go home, and since it was the third ballgame he watched today, I didn't feel in a position to judge.

After the game ended, the gates between the outfield and the infield opened up, and I ran down to take some pictures in the grandstands before the park emptied out.


The Game:
First pitch, Elephants vs. Rhinos
First pitch, Elephants vs. Rhinos

The game almost seemed like an afterthought after what had come before, but played it must be. Things started well for the "visiting" Elephants, who got a leadoff infield single. If only to remind me that we were watching a game in Asia, he was immediately sacrificed over to second, then moved to third on a short single stopped deep in the hole by the shortstop. A clean single to center brought the runner from third home, and the next batter got plunked, loading up the bases. But a pop to third and a strikeout ended the threat with the Elephants up, 1-0. The "home" Rhinos only got a one-out single, promptly erased trying to extend it to a double.

The Elephants came right back in the second with a one-out double to left. The runner was promptly lifted for a pinch runner, which I've never seen before. The manager must know something, because a two-out double to left brought him home, making it 2-0 Elephants.

And then Manny. Manny Ramirez, chased out of the MLB with failed steroid tests, had signed a half-season contract with the Rhinos, and was no doubt why most of the fans that packed the stadium were here that night. First at bat, third pitch, he gave them what they came for and launched one out of the park, deep to center. The next batter also went yard, this time to right, and the back-to-back homers tied the score at 2-2. The rest of the Rhinos went in order to end the 2nd.

Then the game took off to a bit of a sprint. The Elephants and Rhinos both went in order in the third. The Elephants did it again in the fourth, while the Rhinos mixed it up with a one-out walk (to Manny), erased on a double-play to end the inning. The Elephants showed life again in the fifth, when a leadoff walk and fielder's choice left a runner at first with one out. The runner stole second and then came home on a single to right, before two flyouts to right ended the half inning.

The bottom of the fifth would mark when the wheels came off the bus for the Elephant's starter. Three singles in a row to start the inning brought in two runs, and a sacrifice fly brought in another. Two more singles and a sacrifice fly resulted in another run, before the final out ended the inning, with it 5-2 Rhinos. The Elephants went in order again in the sixth, while the Rhinos had a leadoff double moved over to third on a ground-out to third, and then brought home with a one-out single. That remaining runner was sacrificed over to second, but stranded there on a ground-out to short. The score was thus 6-2 Rhinos at the end of six.

The seventh was on the odd side. A bunt single for the Elephants got the leadoff runner on. He was erased on a fielder's choice, but another single to deep short made it first and second with one-out. A double-steal moved the runners to second and third, and a long sacrifice fly to center brought the runner from third home, but the runner on second was nailed trying to advance to third to end the inning. In the Rhinos' half, there were two, two-out walks, but a strikeout ended the inning at 6-3 Rhinos.

The eighth continued the oddness. The Elephants' leadoff single was followed by a booted ball at third, making it first and second with no outs. Another single to deep short loaded up the bases. A grounder to third came home on a 5-2 putout. A grounder to second became a 3-2 put-out. And then a strikeout ended the half-inning with no one across after bases loaded with no outs. In their half, the Rhinos had a leadoff walk erased on a pickoff throw from the pitcher. The next batter walked (apparently the pitcher wasn't as good with control as he was his pick-off move), and a two-out single moved him to second, but a ground out to second ended the threat and the inning.

Not content to go quietly in the night in the ninth, the Elephants got three, one-out hits in a row, bringing in a run. A walk loaded the bases again, but two caught-looking strikeouts ended the game with a victory for the "home" Rhinos at 7-5.


The Scorecard:
Elephants vs. Rhinos, 06-07-13. Rhinos win, 7-5.Elephants vs. Rhinos, 06-07-13. Rhinos win, 7-5.
Elephants vs. Rhinos, 06/07/13. Rhinos win, 7-5.

For this trip, I was using the Baseball Writers' Association of America Official Scorebook again, as there was no indication that there were any sort of scorecards available for sale in Taiwan. And this proved to be true.

The real story of the scorecard for this game was going back and forth with my Taiwanese friend, showing each other how we scored each play. Each home run, each hit by pitch, every ground out to third was an occasion to look at each other's cards.

There were some oddities. Having a runner pulled for a pinch-runner in the second inning was a new on for me. The double-steal followed by the outfield assist on the sacrifice fly in the seventh was another one. (Not to mention the second batter of the game getting nailed at second 7-4 trying to extend the single to a double.) And the two-in-a-row put outs at home with the bases loaded in the eighth was another first.

The only point of sadness I had was that in the bottom of the ninth, two Elephants struck out looking back-to-back to end the game, which would have let my friend finally score one. But perfect days are perhaps only defined by their imperfections.


The Accommodations:
I was at the RF Hotel again, and didn't spend much time there at all.



On Taking in Some Culture

Festival
Opening acts
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Taipei, Taiwan


Outside the Game:
After the relative triumph of the day before, I decided to take it easy. I was originally slated to go to the Elephants game this evening, but I decided against a two-fer for a number of reasons. Firstly, after yesterday, it seemed like trying to gild a lily by going back the next day. Secondly, it being a weekend game, the crowd would no doubt be even larger than it was for a Friday game, so my chances of getting an infield seat were even less likely than on Friday. And finally, as great as it was, the previous day was kind of extensive, and I wanted a relative down day before the travel would pick up again the next day.

So I slept in relatively late, went down to get some breakfast, and then back up to the room for a quality soak in the tub. I wasn't in any sort of hurry for the day, and that worked out just fine. My feet clearly appreciated it.

I eventually set out around 11 or so to go back to the train station to get my ticket for the next day's train down to Tainan. After a good bit of fighting with the credit card machines, I eventually bought my ticket. Down to $100 NTD, I had to get some more seed money to keep going. As I was at the main rail station in the capitol, I figured I should be good to go, but after trying damn near every ATM in the place, none would actually give me money. So I headed outside to the first 7/11 I could find, and promptly got some money, because in Japan, Korea, or Taiwan, it never, ever fails. One might even thank heaven for such a thing.

Money in hand, I took the subway several stops to the Huashan Creative Park, where Star Trek: The Exhibition was to be found. The Creative Park started life as a manufacturing facility, but it was now converted into several cultural and art spaces. This was all nice, but considering how old the factories were, I probably contracted about seven types of cancer just by being there. There was some sort of festival going on as well, with live bands performing on a stage, and booths set up selling various cultural wares all around. There were also, for no apparent reason, several photo shoots going on. I passed no less than three while wandering around.

Huashan Creative Park
Huashan Creative Park

And wander I did for a while, as there was no particularly clear signage on how to get to the Star Trek exhibit. After a bit of walking, I found the right passage to go down to get to the absolute back of the facility where the exhibit was, in fact, housed.

I paid my admission and went in. The exhibit was traveling around to several countries, and it had materials from all of the movies, including the misbegotten reboots. The first room had a timeline of Star Trek, and after the bit about Enterprise, the timeline quickly got complicated, as there were two parallel timelines for the original series and the godless reboot movies.

In retrospect, that first room was all about chairs, as they had several of the prop chairs from the series along the wall, including Klingon thrones and the such, as well as the first of the "picture stations" where you could get a photo in famous Star Trek environments, such a Captain Kirk's original chair. (The other two were the Next Generation bridge and the original series transporter pad. You could even get a perspective-changing picture thing of the transporter that made it look like you beamed in and out of the picture. Yes, I got it. Yes, you can shut up.)

Captain's Chair
The chair

The rest of the exhibit went through costumes and make-up, and, outside of the unfortunate inclusion of the reboot movies (and, let's be honest, Voyager), was quite well-done. At the very end was an augmented reality station where you could use an iPad and several keystone posters on the wall to fight the Borg or see 3D models of several of the ships from the various series.

After having my fill of Star Trek, I went back out onto the complex to poke around the various studios and shops and whatnot, stopping at a Beatles-themed hipster restaurant to get some lunch (because they had an extensive whisky selection behind the bar that I was able to see from the courtyard). There were a number of photo shoots going on that day at the park that I passed in walking around the place. Mostly it was models covering in the shade so their makeup didn't run and then popping out into the light to take some photos. They were doing one right behind the Beatles restaurant, so there was some theater with my food. A small child nearby kept running to the models because he wanted to play. I'm surprised that they let that go on for so long before suggesting that the parents take their adorable youngster elsewhere.

Park
Outside the restaurant

After lunch, I continued exploring all the stores, and there were an older white guy and woman doing a tap dancing class in the middle of a square. I have no idea what it was all about, but they had a pretty sizable crowd watching them, though the woman looked a little sheepish by all the attention. It could have been a class; it could have been performance art for all I know. I went upstairs to another store, and I ended up buying some CDs of music on traditional Chinese instruments before I headed back to the hotel. Because although it didn't manage to rain at all on Saturday, it was so hot that it affected your ability to think clearly.

The regular nap and shower were had, and I spent a good amount of time getting all my bags and whatnot ready for the travel the next day, as well as staying out of the insane heat while watching the ballgame on the TV.

I only really popped out to grab a quick dinner, and that was it for the day. I had a relatively early train the next day, and I always travel better when I get enough sleep.


The Accommodations:
This was my last night at the RF Hotel. I spent a good portion of the late afternoon and evening in my room, as mentioned. Nothing much on this front.



2013 Taiwan